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The Monkey And The Cat


Once upon a time a Cat and a Monkey lived as pets in the same house. They were great friends and were constantly in all sorts of mischief together. What they seemed to think of more than anything else was to get something to eat, and it did not matter much to them how they got it.

One day they were sitting by the fire, watching some chestnuts roasting on the hearth. How to get them was the question.

"I would gladly get them," said the cunning Monkey, "but you are much more skillful at such things than I am. Pull them out and I'll divide them between us."

Pussy stretched out her paw very carefully, pushed aside some of the cinders, and drew back her paw very quickly. Then she tried it again, this time pulling a chestnut half out of the fire. A third time and she drew out the chestnut. This performance she went through several times, each time singeing her paw severely. As fast as she pulled the chestnuts out of the fire, the Monkey ate them up.

Now the master came in, and away scampered the rascals, Mistress Cat with a burnt paw and no chestnuts. From that time on, they say, she contented herself with mice and rats and had little to do with Sir Monkey.


http://www.americanliterature.com/author/aesop/short-story/the-monkey-and-the-cat

ang unggoy: lets be friend, give me a hug.

ang iring: touch me and i'll scratch your face.

on a lighter note:

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 22, 2013, 11:09:50 PM
The Monkey And The Cat


Once upon a time a Cat and a Monkey lived as pets in the same house. They were great friends and were constantly in all sorts of mischief together. What they seemed to think of more than anything else was to get something to eat, and it did not matter much to them how they got it.

One day they were sitting by the fire, watching some chestnuts roasting on the hearth. How to get them was the question.

"I would gladly get them," said the cunning Monkey, "but you are much more skillful at such things than I am. Pull them out and I'll divide them between us."

Pussy stretched out her paw very carefully, pushed aside some of the cinders, and drew back her paw very quickly. Then she tried it again, this time pulling a chestnut half out of the fire. A third time and she drew out the chestnut. This performance she went through several times, each time singeing her paw severely. As fast as she pulled the chestnuts out of the fire, the Monkey ate them up.

Now the master came in, and away scampered the rascals, Mistress Cat with a burnt paw and no chestnuts. From that time on, they say, she contented herself with mice and rats and had little to do with Sir Monkey.

What a cunning rascal...

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 23, 2013, 07:17:17 AM

You-know-what about to wring kitty's neck...

hahahaha, only you....

en preparasyon sa tulion?

jowk, jowk, jowk, jowk.

ha ha he he hi hi

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 23, 2013, 11:05:51 AM
hahahaha, only you....

Pwede pud "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"...

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 23, 2013, 11:06:49 AM
en preparasyon sa tulion?

jowk, jowk, jowk, jowk.

ha ha he he hi hi

Pag-andam nga motambal og self-inflicted wound...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 23, 2013, 11:55:08 AM
Pwede pud "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"...

hahaha, valdemort much?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 23, 2013, 11:56:15 AM
Pag-andam nga motambal og self-inflicted wound...

dali na, kiss and make up na mo duha uy.

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 23, 2013, 11:59:59 AM
hahaha, valdemort much?

He he, way ilong?

Sit amor fluere...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 22, 2013, 11:09:50 PM
The Monkey And The Cat


Once upon a time a Cat and a Monkey lived as pets in the same house. They were great friends and were constantly in all sorts of mischief together. What they seemed to think of more than anything else was to get something to eat, and it did not matter much to them how they got it.

One day they were sitting by the fire, watching some chestnuts roasting on the hearth. How to get them was the question.

"I would gladly get them," said the cunning Monkey, "but you are much more skillful at such things than I am. Pull them out and I'll divide them between us."

Pussy stretched out her paw very carefully, pushed aside some of the cinders, and drew back her paw very quickly. Then she tried it again, this time pulling a chestnut half out of the fire. A third time and she drew out the chestnut. This performance she went through several times, each time singeing her paw severely. As fast as she pulled the chestnuts out of the fire, the Monkey ate them up.

Now the master came in, and away scampered the rascals, Mistress Cat with a burnt paw and no chestnuts. From that time on, they say, she contented herself with mice and rats and had little to do with Sir Monkey.

Ikaw ang cat bai hubs unya si kuan ang monkey..

Quote from: Votives on May 23, 2013, 04:56:29 PM
Ikaw ang cat bai hubs unya si kuan ang monkey..

si madam isles hang mongki? manogsugot ba si madam bai volts?

The Monkey and the Cat

Ang anak = Mangkikatkat

murag dili... ganahan man gud cya og cat... si kuan lang ang monkey... si kuan gud..

Agoi, otro pud diay nga nagkurog sa kahadlok si Bay Vots, makalimot na gud...

anah.. patay ta sa armalite...

Quote from: Votives on May 27, 2013, 12:57:27 PM
anah.. patay ta sa armalite...

Ma-tetanus ta kon posposan. Bwahaha!