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It's always sad when your pet runs off, especially if he has giant balls or is a rodent masquerading as a cat. While we hope all the pets found their ways to safe homes, we're pretty sure these people shouldn't be in charge of anything that has a pulse and completely understand why they ran away.


Huge Balls

Clearly the most popular dog on the block.

Way Too Specific...And Creepy

If the author of this has in fact tasted this dog, then it seems that the only purpose of this sign is to rub it in the face of the owner.

Lost Wife And Dog

Not only are his priorities out of whack, but what "information" is required? When the wife and dog are found, do they have to fit a description to be claimed? Is there another wife/dog combo on the loose? We want answers!

You Find It, You Keep It

Wait, this isn't how missing pet signs work.

Important Tortoise

Don't worry. If you find this tortoise, there will be no questions about what went on when it was in your possession.

Awesome Dog

Look at it. Go ahead. Just look. Yeah, that's a good-looking dog. Sure he's not lost, but quite frankly, it'd be weird if his owner didn't brag about him.

Quote from: islander on April 26, 2013, 11:51:36 AM
You Find It, You Keep It

Wait, this isn't how missing pet signs work.

Hmm, what a far cry from Dryden's play All for Love or, the World Well Lost.
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Quote from: hubag bohol on April 26, 2013, 11:56:29 AM
Hmm, what a far cry from Dryden's play All for Love or, the World Well Lost.
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obviously, this ex-cat owner had given up all hope.  he's just trying to be brave.  he better read death be not proud by john donne.

Useless Info

Boomer's such an adorable name. A name he'll never get to hear.

Missing Pigeon

Sir, if you're going to defy the accepted norms of society by owning a pigeon, at least have the decency to name it.

Gay Dog

This person has not only decided the sexuality of this dog, but has fashioned the sign after a "Wanted" poster. This dog's gay. And he's dangerous.

That Is No Cat

Perhaps "Cat Found" has a nicer ring to it than "Chubby Rat Found." Or perhaps this person does not know what a cat looks like.

addenda to the top ten notices--


Have you seen this cat?

WhatTheHolyHeck:
Something tells me there's not an actual lost pet in the mix here.

Yellow Kitee

bparker727:
Not sure whether this person really wants to get their pet back, or just reveal their downfalls to the community...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

Quote from: islander on April 26, 2013, 12:02:55 PM
obviously, this ex-cat owner had given up all hope.  he's just trying to be brave.  he better read death be not proud by john donne.

Or, paraphrase the signage at the entrance of Dante's Inferno, thus: "Abandon hope ye who lose thy girlfriend's cat."