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Tukmang paglitok, nganong idlas ka man?

Started by hubag bohol, August 08, 2010, 06:01:10 PM

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hubag bohol

August 08, 2010, 06:01:10 PM

Gitestingan ang usa ka bungi nga gitahi sa doktor.

Doktor: "Sigi, pronounce: LUZON, VISAYAS, MINDANAO."

Bungi: "LUKON, PASAYAN, BULINAW."

Giusab pagtahi kay morag naa pay diperensya.  Pagkahuman:

Doktor: "Sigi, pronounce: LUZON, VISAYAS, MINDANAO."

Bungi: "LUZO, VISONG, GILANGAW. Ngee! Muang-muang ning nuktor, nitamot nuon."



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bugsay

#1
August 08, 2010, 06:14:30 PM
tarunga'g tahi, doc!! >:(
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Chongki

#2
August 08, 2010, 06:20:46 PM
bwahahahahaha  ;D

fdaray

#3
August 08, 2010, 07:45:30 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 08, 2010, 06:01:10 PM
Gitestingan ang usa ka bungi nga gitahi sa doktor.

Doktor: "Sigi, pronounce: LUZON, VISAYAS, MINDANAO."

Bungi: "LUKON, PASAYAN, BULINAW."

Giusab pagtahi kay morag naa pay diperensya.  Pagkahuman:

Doktor: "Sigi, pronounce: LUZON, VISAYAS, MINDANAO."

Bungi: "LUZO, VISONG, GILANGAW. Ngee! Muang-muang ning nuktor, nitamot nuon."


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hubag bohol

#4
August 08, 2010, 07:51:37 PM
Quote from: bugsay on August 08, 2010, 06:14:30 PM
tarunga'g tahi, doc!! >:(

:-[ - nawong ni Doc atubangan ni 'Ngi

;D - nawong ni Doc pagtalikod ni 'Ngi
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islander

#5
August 08, 2010, 10:02:15 PM

unya pod, naa poy magpatahi dinhi aron lang gyod makalitok...
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hubag bohol

#6
August 09, 2010, 09:25:44 AM
Quote from: islander on August 08, 2010, 10:02:15 PM
unya pod, naa poy magpatahi dinhi aron lang gyod makalitok...

Ngano diay, Madam Islander, unsay litokon ug nganong dili man kalitok.
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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islander

#7
August 09, 2010, 10:44:33 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 09, 2010, 09:25:44 AM
Ngano diay, Madam Islander, unsay litokon ug nganong dili man kalitok.

mokantag videoke ba... the 'bee song' unta.  this is your favorite song, right?
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hubag bohol

#8
August 09, 2010, 10:48:38 AM
Quote from: islander on August 09, 2010, 10:44:33 AM
mokantag videoke ba... the 'bee song' unta.  this is your favorite song, right?

Oops. Si Bay Bugsay ang videokero, oi. Ako tigpanilaw, este, tigpaminaw lang...  ;D
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bugsay

#9
August 09, 2010, 10:51:02 AM
akoa ang mic...lain mokanta. ???
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islander

#10
August 09, 2010, 10:53:12 AM

na, hala.  lihay mong tanan.  bahala na basta nakalinya na mog patahi. ;D
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hubag bohol

#11
August 09, 2010, 10:55:46 AM
Quote from: islander on August 09, 2010, 10:53:12 AM
na, hala.  lihay mong tanan.  bahala na basta nakalinya na mog patahi. ;D

Kinsa kahay naay gisi...  :-X
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bugsay

#12
August 09, 2010, 10:56:23 AM
hehehe..balik ta's topic,...
luoy baya pod ni sila...mao ni deperensya sa tawo nga labihan kaayo ka pagkatinamay...luoy gyud kaayo. :'(
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#13
August 09, 2010, 11:04:46 AM
Quote from: bugsay on August 09, 2010, 10:56:23 AM
hehehe..balik ta's topic,...
luoy baya pod ni sila...mao ni deperensya sa tawo nga labihan kaayo ka pagkatinamay...luoy gyud kaayo. :'(

salamat, bugs.  kahibawo na ko nga sukad karon, wa na gyoy motamay nako.  si hubag na lay akong gihuwat nga maghinulsol. :'(
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bugsay

#14
August 09, 2010, 11:09:52 AM
Quote from: islander on August 09, 2010, 11:04:46 AM
salamat, bugs.  kahibawo na ko nga sukad karon, wa na gyoy motamay nako.  si hubag na lay akong gihuwat nga maghinulsol. :'(

nako pod... ;D
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#15
August 09, 2010, 11:20:59 AM
Quote from: islander on August 09, 2010, 11:04:46 AM
salamat, bugs.  kahibawo na ko nga sukad karon, wa na gyoy motamay nako.  si hubag na lay akong gihuwat nga maghinulsol. :'(

Maghuwat pud kong makakita kon tinuod ba jud nga naay kay diperensya dihang dapita sa imong lawas, Ms. Isle... ;D
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islander

#16
August 09, 2010, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 09, 2010, 11:20:59 AM
Maghuwat pud kong makakita kon tinuod ba jud nga naay kay diperensya dihang dapita sa imong lawas, Ms. Isle... ;D

paghinulsol!  aw, manghinulnol!
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hubag bohol

#17
August 09, 2010, 11:56:49 AM
Quote from: islander on August 09, 2010, 11:45:00 AM
paghinulsol!  aw, manghinulnol!

He he, di man ka kahibawo magbinungi, Ms. Isle. Kini maoy saktong sample:

"Adto ko Mutuan, akay ko nyep, otenta mlete. Utog ayo dagan, totoytotoy lang, wa brip-brip. Abot kurbada, iy*t mitaw ligid, ah, mômô mi. Da, mungì lagi mi."

;D
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bugsay

#18
October 11, 2010, 12:37:43 PM
bungi nag wild sa bar:

bungi: unha nan-aw nimo nako, mungi ko, ni?
usa ka tawo: dili uy!!
bungi: makakon.....usmon nako, mungi ko, ni?
usa ka tawo: bungi ka sir, bungi!!
bungi: meste ka...hinamayon...hinamayon ka... :-X
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#19
October 11, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 09, 2010, 11:56:49 AM
He he, di man ka kahibawo magbinungi, Ms. Isle. Kini maoy saktong sample:

"Adto ko Mutuan, akay ko nyep, otenta mlete. Utog ayo dagan, totoytotoy lang, wa brip-brip. Abot kurbada, iy*t mitaw ligid, ah, mômô mi. Da, mungì lagi mi."

;D

hehe, karon pa ko kabalik ani nga giutingkay ni mistel mugtay, mao nga nitumaw ug balik...

hinawayon ka, humag.  naa ma gyoy mungi nga makalitok ug 'brip-brip'?  kalon, kinsay di kahibawo magminungi? ;D
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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islander

#20
October 11, 2010, 01:28:22 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:37:43 PM
bungi nag wild sa bar:

bungi: unha nan-aw nimo nako, mungi ko, ni?
usa ka tawo: dili uy!!
bungi: makakon.....usmon nako, mungi ko, ni?
usa ka tawo: bungi ka sir, bungi!!
bungi: meste ka...hinamayon...hinamayon ka... :-X

hinamayon imong igsu nga si humag ay, huhuhu. molag wa matahi iyang lumot. :'(
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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hubag bohol

#21
October 11, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
hehe, karon pa ko kabalik ani nga giutingkay ni mistel mugtay, mao nga nitumaw ug balik...

hinawayon ka, humag.  naa ma gyoy mungi nga makalitok ug 'brip-brip'?  kalon, kinsay di kahibawo magminungi? ;D

He he, unsa diay, mlip-mlip? Outer lip reduction man pud atong mahunahunaan ana, bwahaha!

Di ba diay tuod makalitok og "r" ang bungi? Diphthongized lang tingali, dili sama sa German "r" as we know it.
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