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mas maayo nalang na naay tae gitamakan kaysa wala gyud matamakan!

naglutaw nana kung wala jud gitamakan lol

Quote from: mfrandsen on July 04, 2007, 04:48:36 AM
mao na ang bol.anon mobarog jud sa iyang gibarugan bisan naa pay tae nga natamakan (tae as in tae jud ha! way lain) 

nakatunob taraw kog tae dire?

hahaha bantrog ra nanimaho 

Quote from: your servant on July 01, 2007, 02:02:24 AM
Mack, dili tanang kahoy ang giputol pero gamay nalang kaayo ang nabilin. I was really furious when I learned of the tree massacre. I wrote a news story about it but the governor's office did nothing.

Think about this: pila ka tuig ang paaboton nato before ta makakita ato nga mga kahoy? It will take a generation.

I just don't understand why some people are just so stupid.

giputol kay tiawan ang balite! naay mga jatot na namuyo didto!hahahaha

bitaw, i appreciate japan so much because they always incorporate nature into their urban planning

basta ra gud

just because

bisan asa ka dapita mobisita dalitan jud ka merienda.........

kung motingog na ang serin sa plata sa coca-cola kada 12:00 NN, 1:00PM, 9:45 PM ug 10:00 PM

i mean planta

ug imong makita ang labing daghang karaang simbahan sa katoliko romano

Naa pa puy alas siete sa buntag, nga siren.

Quote from: your servant on July 01, 2007, 02:02:24 AM
Mack, dili tanang kahoy ang giputol pero gamay nalang kaayo ang nabilin. I was really furious when I learned of the tree massacre. I wrote a news story about it but the governor's office did nothing.

Think about this: pila ka tuig ang paaboton nato before ta makakita ato nga mga kahoy? It will take a generation.

I just don't understand why some people are just so stupid.

Ingon ang PGSO Mike nga gihimong taguanan sa mga gangster ang dagkung punoan mao ilang gipuongan

Quote from: frenz on July 06, 2007, 12:46:42 PM




Ingon ang PGSO Mike nga gihimong taguanan sa mga gangster ang dagkung punoan mao ilang gipuongan

Non-sense! Will you burn a house just to get rid of a rat? Non-sense!

Quote from: your servant on July 06, 2007, 04:03:06 PM
Non-sense! Will you burn a house just to get rid of a rat? Non-sense!

Well, apparently THEY would.

Quote from: Sigbin II on July 06, 2007, 04:15:08 PM
Well, apparently THEY would.

and they did!

Sad, isn't it? 

 :)you know you're in Bohol when people shout when talking to  person just in front of them.

"you think you own whatever land you land on..." this applies.

Quote from: arlaine cecile on July 11, 2007, 11:49:25 AM
:)you know you're in Bohol when people shout when talking to  person just in front of them.

korek!
mao nay giingon nga bisan ng storya ra, mura na ug ng siningkahay...hahaha!
how much more kaha kon mgsiningkahay na?? perti tingali sabaa...

Quote from: yadz26 on July 11, 2007, 12:50:17 PM
korek!
mao nay giingon nga bisan ng storya ra, mura na ug ng siningkahay...hahaha!
how much more kaha kon mgsiningkahay na?? perti tingali sabaa...

sa amoang lugar, mga babae raman mag siningkahay...

basin ang mga lalaki sa inyo binugbugay permi wala nay singka singka hahaha

Quote from: mfrandsen on July 11, 2007, 10:59:50 PM
basin ang mga lalaki sa inyo binugbugay permi wala nay singka singka hahaha

dinunggabay gyud or tinigbasay gyud...pahulay lang ug magba-id ug sundang...

  for goodness, kahadlok ba diay anang dapita oi

Quote from: Sigbin II on July 06, 2007, 04:15:08 PM
Well, apparently THEY would.

I think the gangster they mean are more comparable to termites than a rat. The termites in the event will destroy the house. it will wreck a home in the process. better destroy the house now and build a new one, rather than let the gangrene in the house linger and live in pain forever.

You know you're in Bohol when Filipinos from other places of the Philippines are presumed not qualified to serve Boholanos.

When women consider it an opportunity of a lifetime to marry a foreigner, and that foreigners are perfect creatures.

kung makahimamat ka'g mga tawo nga magpasikil then mogara kung buyagon.

Quote from: arlaine cecile on July 13, 2007, 11:52:55 AM
When women consider it an opportunity of a lifetime to marry a foreigner, and that foreigners are perfect creatures.

daghan raba ug na menyo ug foreigner dire! hahhahhahahaha! mao diay na?

Quote from: Ghost on July 13, 2007, 12:42:21 PM
daghan raba ug na menyo ug foreigner dire! hahhahhahahaha! mao diay na?

Daghan because women here are easy preys, because of poverty. It's a different story when a Filipino woman meets a foreigner and got to know each other and fall in love just because they were lovable to each other, and not because they wanted to have sex. But in most cases, foreigners contact women here and seem to do a selection process as to who are good performers in bed. Are women made to be just objects for sex? we need to repair our values and culture.

Quote from: arlaine cecile on July 13, 2007, 03:49:45 PM
we need to repair our values and culture.

exactly! that's why i married a foreigner who is God-fearing and not just for the sake of an opportunity of marrying one.

Quote from: arlaine cecile on July 13, 2007, 03:49:45 PM
Daghan because women here are easy preys, because of poverty. It's a different story when a Filipino woman meets a foreigner and got to know each other and fall in love just because they were lovable to each other, and not because they wanted to have sex. But in most cases, foreigners contact women here and seem to do a selection process as to who are good performers in bed. Are women made to be just objects for sex? we need to repair our values and culture.

I do agree, but sometimes naman...some women do marry foreigners so they can come abroad and are able to send money back to their family you know? Which I totally understand--after all they are helping them in the process. Looy lang pood sila, and you know, they are able to bring their family members here to the 'states or abroad. Thats one thing I love about my Filipino people---we are so passionate about finding a better living for our family and kids. God Bless them for that.

wowwwwwwww  grabe nalingaw kos sa inyong panaglalis dre uyyyy........tugbongun ug tungason......hahhahaha...btaw pag-storya mog mkalingaw bi?ka ng makawala sa kalaay,kakapoy,kamingaw ug katugnaw..........
hala birahi na mrfrandsen unsa gani imo name uyy.

Quote from: lumine on July 13, 2007, 07:08:52 PM
exactly! that's why i married a foreigner who is God-fearing and not just for the sake of an opportunity of marrying one.

there are a lot of filipino people who are God-fearing.But if your soulmate happens to be a foreigner, you're a good purveyor of an idea that Filipino women can be good partners in life, to correct the impression that Filipino women marry foreigners just for an opportunity.

Quote from: Onicul85 on July 14, 2007, 09:46:02 AM
I do agree, but sometimes naman...some women do marry foreigners so they can come abroad and are able to send money back to their family you know? Which I totally understand--after all they are helping them in the process. Looy lang pood sila, and you know, they are able to bring their family members here to the 'states or abroad. Thats one thing I love about my Filipino people---we are so passionate about finding a better living for our family and kids. God Bless them for that.

availability of money is not just the measure of being in a better world and better life.Better life is where human dignity prevails. it's not bad to go abroad and earn money, though. but to conclude that better living is only available abroad is doubtful.

Quote from: babhe on July 14, 2007, 08:14:29 PM
wowwwwwwww  grabe nalingaw kos sa inyong panaglalis dre uyyyy........tugbongun ug tungason......hahhahaha...btaw pag-storya mog mkalingaw bi?ka ng makawala sa kalaay,kakapoy,kamingaw ug katugnaw..........
hala birahi na mrfrandsen unsa gani imo name uyy.

babhe, sorry jud kay ni absent jud ko hahaha, just call me maricel 


wala mankoy ikabira ana oist, anyway what can I say is anyone is entitled to their own opinion, and we have no rights to judge others, kay who knows best sa ilang kaugalingon is sila rapud.. and whatever reason they have ato na respetuhon.

Quote from: arlaine cecile on July 19, 2007, 11:32:37 AM
availability of money is not just the measure of being in a better world and better life.Better life is where human dignity prevails. it's not bad to go abroad and earn money, though. but to conclude that better living is only available abroad is doubtful.

Tinuod, marrying a foreigner doesn't mean that you will have a good life coz not all of them is good baya.. Some of them gigamit ra ang mga pilipina, thats sooo bad about that, and petty for fellow filipinas who have been used. Pero dili man sab ikalimod nga some filipinas used foreigners too. Thats life and mao na ila gipili, ilaha pud na.

we are all part of the cause to preserve the value of human dignity

Murag wala na may intresado niining tapika....

27. When "L" becomes "W" like Bagow for Bagol or Kubaw for Kubal... so why not call Bohow for Bohol...

28. Kung Mangihi or sa dili pa manablig mo sulti daan ug "Tabi" kay basin naay ma-igo nga ingkanto... Kining ingkanto-ingkanto ug barang, gi himo-an raba ni ug documentary sa BBC. Natingala sila nga manong pareha man ang procedure og Vodo practice or barang didto sa South America and Visayas... akong i-research sa internet kung naay article ani nga documentary.

kataw-anan pero tinuod..

bitaw pud nang "tabi" , sa atoa raman na madungggan, only in bohol ra jud

29. ug mamista moingon nga santos konoy tojo (kay mo adto man sa kapilya) piro lutu toho.

Quote from: mfrandsen on July 22, 2007, 09:18:47 PM
kataw-anan pero tinuod..

bitaw pud nang "tabi" , sa atoa raman na madungggan, only in bohol ra jud

...bisan unsa bahugan.  Naa man gani mobahug og kapeng mais o di kaha edibol ug asin sa kan-on.

kusog raba kaayo ko mobahog  pwede ragud ako sud-an, mantika sa adobong baboy nya asinana, ibahog sa kan-on

Happy, I'm a little confused.  What was your previous user name again? 

Sigbin, I was mfrandsen... Ilisdan lang nako oi, kay para dili kaayo obvious ba haha

Ok. 

your know you're in bohol when....

you hear the bad word "kolera"

kung ang tawag sa kabo is Caltex.
kung ang tawag sa tootpaste is colgate.

kun makakita ug puti na foreigner, ingnon dayon na amerkano!

kung makakita ug eroplano mo tago dayon.
kung makakita ug polish mo dagan dayon

Quote from: Boholand on July 06, 2007, 12:31:41 PM
bisan asa ka dapita mobisita dalitan jud ka merienda.........

I don't believed the above statement, I was remembered me and my friends we went to my gf house to visit her, but what happend her father is very hubog gipang gikod me ug sundang, perti intawon namong dagana sa ilang kabasakan.

"With pinuti in hand, her easily enraged drunk father chased us out of their house and we ran, stumbled, crawled, and ran for our lives in the mush and muck of their ricefields." - This is quite a scene.  Very parochial. 

Looking forward by December to get a strong "HILOT" from an all around talented b***t. Having a clean fingernails being manicured, relax from the hard working life abroad and tastes the hottest tinula with luy-a or tangad. Lami kaajo labina if Mama prepared it aside of her 85 yrs young age, and she commented most of the time, "Maayo pa tawgon ko ninyo ug bu-ang kay sa Tigulang", she is very sweet and i miss her much!

Quote from: ashton on August 19, 2007, 02:05:36 PM
I don't believed the above statement, I was remembered me and my friends we went to my gf house to visit her, but what happend her father is very hubog gipang gikod me ug sundang, perti intawon namong dagana sa ilang kabasakan.

dalit gihapon to Ashton, dili lang merienda kun dili sundang 

Ha ha ha ilang merienda sundang unsa na kaha ang ilang panihapon? Bitaw on the other day nagkita me sa gf ko and she explained what happened, dili daw kami ang kuntra sa iyang tatay. May kuntra sya nga lain nga ka-inuman sa tindahah ug mipauli kay mikuha ug sundang, timing pod nga maoy pag-abot namo sa ilang balay. Pero hubog kaayo ang iyang tatay.

kuyaw pud tataya bisan dili mao ang kontra gukuron apil 

sigi kag paningot sa ka-init ug ka-on!

hasta bugan gipaningot ug dagan. Pero ug dili hubog iyang tatay bo-utan kaayo.Siya pan mopa-sumangil ug lakaw kung mo-adto ko sa ilang balay.

Quote from: Ginger on June 28, 2007, 11:45:16 PM
2. I drink sikwati nga perteng tunua...

apilan ug puto maya sa daday's restuarant sa cogon public market.. Naa pa ba ang daday's? sus favorite jud ni nako every morning inig human ug walking lahos sa daday's restuarant palit sekwati ug puto maya..

Quote from: Bohol on June 28, 2007, 10:57:19 PM
1. You hear people using "j" instead of "y"...

sumpay... sumpay...

Inig ka alas 7 sa buntag , 12 sa udto ug alas 4 sa kadlawon motingog ang siren sa coca cola. Kinsay wala kabalo ani..

Quote from: agila916 on September 12, 2007, 02:22:05 AM
Inig ka alas 7 sa buntag , 12 sa udto ug alas 4 sa kadlawon motingog ang siren sa coca cola. Kinsay wala kabalo ani..

nakalimot ko mo siren pod diay inig ka 9:45 sa gabii...

Quote from: babhe on June 30, 2007, 11:21:52 AM
ako anak half-australian, kusog mo-higop ug sabaw,pag gamay lang ihatag,masuko ug mosinggit nga,kahibawo nga bol-anun ta!!!! nganu diay ang bol-anun kusog mohigop sabaw?

Most of the Boholanos are hard-working; mostly doing manual labor sa mga umahan ... mohigop gyod intawon ug sabaw nga init ... pangresistinsya sa kakapoy ug panguntra sa gutom!

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on July 21, 2007, 08:29:26 PM
28. Kung Mangihi or sa dili pa manablig mo sulti daan ug "Tabi" kay basin naay ma-igo nga ingkanto... Kining ingkanto-ingkanto ug barang, gi himo-an raba ni ug documentary sa BBC. Natingala sila nga manong pareha man ang procedure og Vodo practice or barang didto sa South America and Visayas... akong i-research sa internet kung naay article ani nga documentary.

Sir Macky:  I will be waiting for the result of your research about this "Barang", ha?  Thanks!   

Baho kaajo imong utot resulta sa sud-ang pata ug ginamos.

You know you're  in bohol when....mosakay  kag  bus or  trak  dli mo larga kong   dili mapuno....
kong  mangutana unsa orasa  molarga  ...alas  puno!

hahaha na diay nay alas puno

mka late  gud sahay   klase ky  hulat mag   mapuno..ambot  kaha  kron..sa una  ra nuon  pod  to..

alkanse man gud sa biyahe kung molarga nga dili mapuno pud no

mao  nuon pod  mahal  na raba gasolina ....

..........kon mosakay kag trysikol unya mailhan kang gikan kas gawas.....ingon ka dayon "No change Maam -pinaskohan ba.

kun mo higop ug kape kutsarahon

Kung imong pamahaw champorado, or sikwate with puto.

its only in bohol nga pagkagabii motaas ang kalsada kay mahal plete kana bitaw pasahiro ka sa barko diha sa JAGNA oh mahal gud ang plete kon gabii 

Quote from: lenjane5132 on September 29, 2007, 04:07:15 AM
its only in bohol nga pagkagabii motaas ang kalsada kay mahal plete kana bitaw pasahiro ka sa barko diha sa JAGNA oh mahal gud ang plete kon gabii 

ngano bitaw ning mahalon nila man.............how about in other provinces?

The reason why  mahal ang plete kung sa gabii na special trip naman gud na. It  means wala na sila pasahero ma pick-up sa dalan and besides they have no passenger inig pabalik nila.

ah mao di ay pero grabi sad kamahal pleti ila singil oy sobra pa sa doble

kay mostly gud ga assume man na sila nga may kwarta ka kay galing  kasa ibang lugar.

mao sad pero looy sad ang uban pasahiro  nga sakto-sakto lang ang kwarta dala

pero ok narin yon basta lang mka-abot ta sa ato-a kay sa mag hotel kapa mas dako na ang gasto.

I know I'm in Bohol inig dunggo na sa Jadestar sa Tubigon, unya sugaton na dayon ta sa mamaligya ug kalamay.

sos ako i know im in bohol kung doolon nako sa mga katigulangan mangayo ipalit ug tuba ug dili kulafu aheheh

uhmm fake ng kalamay sa tubigon. dili na uso ng jadestar io ha ha ha.

hehehe unsa naman diay uso ashton?

ah unsa naman di ay uso ron sa tubigon ashton nga wala di ay uso ang JADESTAR? sikat baja na suana

ha ha ha manawagan sa ta sa atong mga kababayan kun unsa nay uso sa Tubigon.

wa man diay sha kabalo. hahhahahahhah

haaay nag sigi nalang ko ug katawa diri....


makamata na ni akong banana patulogon ko ani ug ahat!!!!

ha ha ha basta wala na ng jadestar, I forgot the name of shipping line nga nag operate sa tubigon,. Mostly mangud sa Tagbilaran - Cebu man ang among sakyan last nga nag vacation me kay 1 hour lang ang inyong trip.

kusog pa man ang jadestar

naa pa ang jadestar ui....nagkamuritsing na lang di pareha sa una nga limpyo ang ila barko

unsa naman bag-o nga barko cbu-tubigon teng?

sige ba ka uli sa Bohol?

tagpila na ang plete?

ingon tag 160 na kuno plite  sa aircon mahala na oiz

ay 200 na diay pleti sus kamahal na ba

Quote from: C2H4 on September 29, 2007, 12:25:10 PM
unsa naman bag-o nga barko cbu-tubigon teng?

sige ba ka uli sa Bohol?

tagpila na ang plete?

naay lite express murag tag 150 lang cguro 1st class

mahal na diay tubigon cebu..sauna murag bus na sila mag atras abante.. unya 20 lang pleti..

lenjane- ka tihik jud sa imo oi ha ha ha madatu jud ka ug dali. sympre mahal na kay perti man mahala sa gasolina or deisel.

hahaha oh gud tihik gud di bitaw ashton oiz mahal ra man gud kaajo dali-a ra man ni mahal nga mag 3 years pa gani ko wa kauli pinas unja sauna moadto cebu kay 80 man pa lagi pleti unjakaron 200 na ngeeee sus 400 na pleti pa lang sa barko unja ang taxi sa cebu pila na kaha pud sus oy makapanguros man sad ta

aw len murag no choice kay mahal man gud ang mga paliton sa ato-a unya ang dollar mi nubo daba gyud. Mao lagi na ang datu mo datu ug samot ug pobre ma pobre ug samut.

ah oh gud no choice gud mao na gud na dili na gud na mobalik kabarato mao na kalisod sa ato da ang datu samot gud kadatu ang pobre looy tawon samot 

When you  hear people ending sentences with "gyud, jud, lagi-lagi" hahaha. God Bless Bohol!! Love that island.

panty ug brief nalang  ang wala mosaka ron!!!!!

Quote from: Hajji on July 02, 2007, 02:23:41 AM
26. inig kagabii basta maglakaw ka sa dalan unya naay kay ikahinagbo sa dalan bisag di nimo kaila, mo greet gyud ug bi-i...short for maayong gabii...unya mo reply kag bi-i sad...

naa saamo mga tambaloslos kaayo kay kaning bata ta motahod manta ug bii bisan maglakaw..said.. bii nong, naglakaw ha.. motubag sad HALA LUHOD..binoang kaayo ang mga tigulang sad maoy mag una maong gaanam nasad ug kawala..

your know you're in bohol  kung naay mangutana SIMOD itudlo kay layo..