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By Lourd Ernest de Veyra |  Published: July 29, 2009 www.spot.ph

Ours is a society where polite small talk takes the form of inquisitions about body weight, oftentimes the spirit of levity masking impoliteness. But ours is also a culture that finds nothing wrong with wanton inquiries into our marital status, sexual preference, and other things that would make a foreigner faint. Ours is a culture that finds fault in fat (check out those short but brutal Lesofat ads). Granted, that’s what you get from too much Häagen Dazs and  double cheeseburgers, but your dining habits aren’t to blame, are they? Yes, it’s hormonal imbalance. Bad hormones!

So in the spirit of fighting fire with fire, we present 20 snappy retorts to that evil phrase “Uy, tumataba ka ‘ata.”

1.    “Bagong promo ng Belo Clinic.”
2.    “Hindi, baby fat lang ‘yan.”
3.    “Nagsarado kasi yung Fitness First sa amin.”
4.    “A sure consequence of increasing personal wealth kasi yan. Ikaw mukha ka pa ring dukha.”
5.    “That’s because I’m joining The Biggest Loser.”
6.    Rep has auditions for Falstaff.
7.    “Maganda nga abs mo, pero bobo ka pa rin.”
8.    “I know you meant no malice, but you have no idea how much you hurt my feelings.”
9.    “Fifty percent off on Thai Jasmine rice at Hi-Top Supermarket!”
10.    ‘Ever heard of the East Beach Diet?”
11.    Alam mo, sabi dati ni Roland Barthes, “Steak is part of the same sanguine mythology as wine. It is the heart of meat, it is meat in its pure state; and whoever partakes of it assimilates a bull-like strength. The prestige of steak evidently derives from quasi-rawness.  In it, blood is visible, natural, dense, at once compact and sectile… To eat steak therefore represents both a nature and morality.”
12.    “I mean, that’s just your opinion, man.”â€"Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski
13.    “Bakit ikaw mukha kang floorwax?”
14.    “Nagbasa ako ng Preview. Yan daw ang uso in the next six months.”
15.    “Which is why I’ve been taking Xenical. And I’ve got this nice, moist feeling inside my pants.”
16.    “Idol ko si Ate Shawee.”
17.    “Ah, but the curve is the most beautiful of all the lines.”
18.    “May sale kasi sa Tubby.”
19.    “Does the phrase ‘Dove Beauty’ mean anything to you?”
20.    “Tangina mo rin.”

I would say...

-How dare you!!!

-NANYA!!! (non of your business B****H!)

-I like #7!

ingnon gud "namawi kay "1 d 1 8" ra mi sa una.

akong tubag ana kay....


alangan, naa gud naga maintain.... or


uso na man karon ang jumbo...

ang tubag pod:

syempre in love gud permi mao nanambok...

Akong tubag ani kay Daghan pagkaon sa amoa ipanglabay na gani ang uban. Ug maniwang ko basin makaingon mo gidagmalan ko sa akong bana wala ko pakan a.Ganahan bitaw ko sa number 7.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 22, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
Akong tubag ani kay Daghan pagkaon sa amoa ipanglabay na gani ang uban. Ug maniwang ko basin makaingon mo gidagmalan ko sa akong bana wala ko pakan a.Ganahan bitaw ko sa number 7.

Tama jud ka Quel. Mao pod ingon sa ahong bana nga di siya ganahan moniwang ko kay basin makaingon ako mga parents nga gidaugdaug ko nija.

na pareha nata ani,nga dili gusto ang mga bana nga maniwang.kay ingon man ako bana ngil ad daw tan awon ang niwang,dapat gamay tambok.

Mga baje ramay critical kaayo aning tambok gamay ba. Ang mga bana sa tinuod lang moangay na sila ug himsog kay sa niwang.Kung akong bana pasultion kinsa bay laki kono moangay mogakos ug skin and bones.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Mga baje ramay critical kaayo aning tambok gamay ba. Ang mga bana sa tinuod lang moangay na sila ug himsog kay sa niwang.Kung akong bana pasultion kinsa bay laki kono moangay mogakos ug skin and bones.

that's absolutely correct, raqs.

ako bitaw, giinganan ko karon sa akong ka-officemate sa una, "what happened to your stomach". ug akong gipabudlot hinoon og samot akong tiyan. dah, lingaw sila.

akong problema lang og modako kay mosunod pod ning sakit sama sa HB ug uban pa. pero, per se, NEVAH jud ko mo-reklamo og unsay ilang comments.

sikat na ang chubby (tambok) ron kay dugay dw mamatay 
mao pa tambok na lng sab ko

Quote from: jamo2x on September 23, 2009, 03:19:39 AM
sikat na ang chubby (tambok) ron kay dugay dw mamatay 
mao pa tambok na lng sab ko

Ajaw pud palabii Sir Jams kay lisod ra ba jud magpahijos.

Maigi na ang mataba , mukhang donya!

Uy! hala naunsa man nagpakita sa iyang
    chubby double chin  nga sampot  

Mao ni akong tubag; "Everybody loves a teddy bear
                              warm, soft and cuddly"
                           

Quote from: hofelina on September 23, 2009, 05:57:09 PM
Maigi na ang mataba , mukhang donya!

mao man nig nangita sa iyang panty hahahaha

She is wearing tanga, naipit lang pag-ayo!

T-BACK

Like this?

hehehehe...unsa na man lay matabunan ani tawn...kundi ang samad naman lang jud.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 24, 2009, 10:49:27 PM
hehehehe...unsa na man lay matabunan ani tawn...kundi ang samad naman lang jud.

wa pa diay na ajo ang samad    abi ko bag band-aid lng tabon ana 

Manay!!! hahahahha haaay ambut lang jud! pwerte jud kaaa!


Dental floss daw tawag anang T-BACK karon kay nagka gamay daw halos mura nalang daw ug tanod...!

Na hala manghi-ngiki!

Quote from: jamo2x on September 24, 2009, 10:50:49 PM
wa pa diay na ajo ang samad    abi ko bag band-aid lng tabon ana 

way pagkaayo na, jamo. ug maayo man, bukiki-on ra po na'g usab. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 25, 2009, 03:42:57 AM
Manay!!! hahahahha haaay ambut lang jud! pwerte jud kaaa!


Dental floss daw tawag anang T-BACK karon kay nagka gamay daw halos mura nalang daw ug tanod...!

which makes sense...to keep Her clean BEFORE  and AFTER S...

I know that chinese prefers chubby women because it is a sign of prosperity and abundance.

ako tubag :  dako man gud kog sweldo. hahaha

ilove #20

Quote from: hofelina on September 26, 2009, 02:41:49 AM
I know that chinese prefers chubby women because it is a sign of prosperity and abundance.

Ang mga Indians pod Manay. Mas sexy pud para nila ang mga chubby.

Quote from: Candijaynon on October 08, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Ang mga Indians pod Manay. Mas sexy pud para nila ang mga chubby.

na candi dili na lang ko mag reduce aron sexy.hahhaha

i am being surrounded by really thin people so they always ask me this question but in a positive way kay gusto daw pud sila nga medyo mutambok pud gamay mao nga i always tell them nga being inlove will make you fat......