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If you've ever wanted to get shi*t-faced without drinking a drop, then ladies, we've got what you need. It's called "Uguisu no Fun", and I would have to agree... how much fun could it be to plaster your face with bird excrement?

"Uguisu" is the famous Japanese nightingale whose distinctive call adds an exotic note to any forest walk or mountain hike. The noble nightingale was and is appreciated for another, less obvious reason. Somehow, and I can't even imagine how or why it first happened, nightingale poop became a beauty enhancer for women. No BS... well, at least not the kind that comes from bulls.

         
                   The straight poop on Geisha make-up

Uguisu no Fun's main effect - that being bleaching and exfoliating the skin - is a result of Guanine, a naturally occurring enzyme found in nightingale droppings. Kabuki actors and high-ranking geisha girls have always prized it as the best way to remove their heavy makeup while leaving their high-priced skin smooth and supple.

         

Word of the unusual yet effective face treatment has spread to other countries as well. "We have been trying the nightingale facial out and it has been an unbelievable success for treating tortured, dull and sun-damaged skin." So says Hari Salem, owner of Hari's in Knightsbridge, West London. "The droppings, which are applied as a mask with Japanese white clay, are completely safe and treated under UV light to remove bacteria." They are also (supposedly) "fragrance free"... thank goodness for small blessings!

           

If you want to go to the source... no, not by following nightingales around, but by shopping in Japan, Uguisu no Fun is available at Japanese cosmetic stores though it's not cheep, er, cheap.

Odd though, if Japan really is concerned about the nation's dropping (sorry) birthrate, does it really need women slathering bird poop on their faces? Seems like hubby-san will be hard pressed to give his wife much more than a "peck" on the cheek... no matter how smooth it is.

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Ay naa man nightingale diri, mamunit nalang ko sa ilang poop!

libre pa! hahahha

hala ka noh?

thanks for the info Ger!

Aya dear asa man ni palita? unsa man ni hitsura ani murag BORAX?

Huy kinsa pa ninyo kanumdom sa Borax nga i hidhid sa nawong?

Unsa gud nang BORAX? pareho na si shen-shan-su?

abi naku BORAT. hahaha

hahaha borat jud Haze?   

droppings ni borat, ams.

hehehhe hala tinood jud na makapahamis sa nawong?   na nanginahanglan raba ning ahong nawng ug pahamis kay daghang libaong ni nawnga heheh

Quote from: Ginger on May 05, 2008, 04:01:19 AM
Unsa gud nang BORAX? pareho na si shen-shan-su?

abi naku BORAT. hahaha

Kanag Borax, mura mana siya ug face powder siguro.