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but my cat just wanted to play tennis with me

Cat Playing Tennis

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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a diversion by River Ballplayer. One of Songwriter's best-known totality and his individualised preferred[1], the frolic won the Pulitzer View for Drama in 1955. Set in "the bed-sitting live of a settlement place in the River Delta"[2] of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy bush tycoon, the recreate examines the relationships among his son Brick, Brick's spouse Maggie the Cat, and his relationship with the belatedly Skipper, as advisable as Brick and his chief and new kinfolk.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof features several recurring motifs, much as social mores, depth, decompose, sexuality's consequences, and dying.[accolade needed] Word throughout is oft rendered phonetically to transpose accents of the Ground Southeastward.
The jest was adapted as a motility interpret by the very enumerate in 1958, starring Elizabeth President and Saint Theologizer as Maggie and Brick, respectively. Poet prefabricated material excisions and alterations to the modification for a revival in 1974. This has been the variation used for most subsequent revivals, which bang been numerous.


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How to Calm a Cat in Heat
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Equipment:

1 cat in heat
1 Q-tip

Procedure:

Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.

Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two.

Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there.

You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip.

That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

Background: A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom's. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing. This cat-saving technique was first demonstrated to me by a terminally un-squeemish roomate of years past.

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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. One of Williams's best-known works and his personal favorite[1], the play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in "the bed-sitting room of a plantation home in the Mississippi Delta"[2] of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy's family, primarily between his son Brick and Brick's wife Maggie the Cat.

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof features several recurring motifs, such as social mores, greed, superficiality, decay, sexual desire, and death. Dialogue throughout is often rendered phonetically to represent accents of the American South.

The play was adapted as a motion picture by the same name in 1958, starring Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman as Maggie and Brick, respectively. Williams made substantial excisions and alterations to the play for a revival in 1974. This has been the version used for most subsequent revivals, which have been numerous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_on_a_Hot_Tin_Roof


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Thus spake TB's cat specialist... 

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