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How To Torture A Cockroach

Started by philippines, June 17, 2010, 01:32:11 PM

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philippines

June 17, 2010, 01:32:11 PM
I hate cockroach. I think it's the dirtiest living thing on earth. How do you kill a cockroach without acting violent?

hubag bohol

#1
June 17, 2010, 01:50:02 PM
Quote from: philippines on June 17, 2010, 01:32:11 PM
I hate cockroach. I think it's the dirtiest living thing on earth. How do you kill a cockroach without acting violent?

Problem with cockroaches? The best way to solve it is to eat them. I recommend deep frying...




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taga tigbao

#2
June 17, 2010, 02:07:40 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 17, 2010, 01:50:02 PM
Problem with cockroaches? The best way to solve it is to eat them. I recommend deep frying...






For macedonian specie of cockroach only, outside that, probably, that's the yuckiest thing on earth to do.
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lindy

#3
June 17, 2010, 02:27:46 PM
 ako sab deep frying dayon welwigan ug seasoning salt magbutang ug suka,tuyo ug sili. na human man gyud na.

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 17, 2010, 02:07:40 PM
For macedonian specie of cockroach only, outside that, probably, that's the yuckiest thing on earth to do.
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taga tigbao

#4
June 17, 2010, 02:35:46 PM
Maybe cockroaches are destined to remain. Kay since the time of the dinosaurs naa na ni sila sa kalibutan.
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hubag bohol

#5
June 17, 2010, 02:51:32 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on June 17, 2010, 02:07:40 PM
For macedonian specie of cockroach only, outside that, probably, that's the yuckiest thing on earth to do.

Dili diay makaon ang ubang species sa uk-ok, Bay Tigs? Or, makaon pero dili lami... :P
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ms da binsi

#6
June 17, 2010, 07:58:07 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on June 17, 2010, 02:35:46 PM
Maybe cockroaches are destined to remain. Kay since the time of the dinosaurs naa na ni sila sa kalibutan.



cockroaches or ants? is the oldest insect in the world.

kiamoy

#7
June 17, 2010, 08:49:56 PM
killing it with your slippers won't kill them, bisag putol nana ila ulo or nanggawas na intestines. you still need to pour alcohol on it then burn it :D
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taga tigbao

#8
June 18, 2010, 12:26:08 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 17, 2010, 07:58:07 PM


cockroaches or ants? is the oldest insect in the world.

Wa ko kahibawo ug which is older than the two Maam. ;D
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taga tigbao

#9
June 18, 2010, 12:33:44 PM
Dia ra Maam,

Earliest cockroach-like creature = 354â€"295 million years ago

Earliest ant-like creature = 110 and 130 million years ago

Source: Wikipedia
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ms da binsi

#10
June 21, 2010, 12:25:25 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 12:33:44 PM
Dia ra Maam,

Earliest cockroach-like creature = 354â€"295 million years ago

Earliest ant-like creature = 110 and 130 million years ago

Source: Wikipedia


murag mao jud na Tigs! thanks sa info.

luckybelle

#11
September 27, 2010, 02:26:56 PM
Quote from: philippines on June 17, 2010, 01:32:11 PM
I hate cockroach. I think it's the dirtiest living thing on earth. How do you kill a cockroach without acting violent?

Simple, buy "GLIDE", kanang fabric softener na gamiton pangspray sa damit inig mamalantsa.
The stronger the fragrance the better, (try color blue). Then Aim/spray the eyes of the cockroach duol sa iya anttena.
Ayos, couple of seconds patay agad.

;)

momimay

#12
September 27, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
hmmmn..mura'g di ko ka-dare og duol sa ok2 unya spray-han kay mokalit ra raba na'g lufad!  tsinelas jud dayon or silhig....

luckybelle

#13
September 27, 2010, 02:57:51 PM
Quote from: momimay on September 27, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
hmmmn..mura'g di ko ka-dare og duol sa ok2 unya spray-han kay mokalit ra raba na'g lufad!  tsinelas jud dayon or silhig....
Paduol lang gamay madam momimay... but if ok na sa imo ang tsinelas ug silhig ok ra pud... sunugon dayon ang patayng ok-ok
;)

bugsay

#14
September 27, 2010, 03:36:21 PM
punita ang OK-OK, pugsa'g nganga ang baba...dayon hilo-e... :P
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#15
September 27, 2010, 03:52:12 PM
whaaaaaaaa  ;D

luckybelle

#16
September 27, 2010, 04:49:24 PM
Quote from: bugsay on September 27, 2010, 03:36:21 PM
punita ang OK-OK, pugsa'g nganga ang baba...dayon hilo-e... :P

Bwahahahahahaha.... emew gyod ka bay bugs
;)

wolfpack823

#17
September 27, 2010, 07:22:10 PM
Lapwa-i og init nga tubig, inig kalilong yataki.
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

hubag bohol

#18
September 27, 2010, 08:52:37 PM
Oops. Torture ra ang tujo, ha, dili murder...
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wolfpack823

#19
September 27, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 27, 2010, 07:22:10 PM
Lapwa-i og init nga tubig, inig kalilong yataki.
Yataki igo mapiko ang pakpak, dile mogawas ang puti nga utok. Bin-lan og 5% life, bahala na siya mosurvive sa mga amigas.
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

luckybelle

#20
September 28, 2010, 09:09:18 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 27, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
Yataki igo mapiko ang pakpak, dile mogawas ang puti nga utok. Bin-lan og 5% life, bahala na siya mosurvive sa mga amigas.


;D bwahaha.... such a torture
;)

wolfpack823

#21
September 28, 2010, 11:43:44 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on September 28, 2010, 09:09:18 AM

;D bwahaha.... such a torture
Pastilan no, maayo ra man ko motambag pero baya motindog akong balahibo sa mga ok-ok. Mawala gyud akong poise ani nga mananap.
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

luckybelle

#22
September 28, 2010, 11:50:21 AM
bwahahahahahaha... mawala gyod ang poise wolfie.. ;D pastilan... ayaw papildi sa ok-ok
;)

wolfpack823

#23
September 28, 2010, 11:56:28 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on September 28, 2010, 11:50:21 AM
bwahahahahahaha... mawala gyod ang poise wolfie.. ;D pastilan... ayaw papildi sa ok-ok
Mao lagi Dai, ah basta mag-strut gyud ko murag Michael Jackson basta kakita ko og ok-ok.
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

hubag bohol

#24
September 28, 2010, 01:30:46 PM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 28, 2010, 11:56:28 AM
Mao lagi Dai, ah basta mag-strut gyud ko murag Michael Jackson basta kakita ko og ok-ok.

"So you want to torture me, eh?"





He he...  ;D
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luckybelle

#25
September 28, 2010, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 28, 2010, 11:56:28 AM
Mao lagi Dai, ah basta mag-strut gyud ko murag Michael Jackson basta kakita ko og ok-ok.

Ok kay strut ra man day Wolfie.
Sagdi lang kay basin naa nya makadiscover nimo
himoon ka nga dancing queen nya ok-ok ang partner..hehehe
;)

wolfpack823

#26
October 07, 2010, 12:49:13 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on September 28, 2010, 05:52:00 PM


Ok kay strut ra man day Wolfie.
Sagdi lang kay basin naa nya makadiscover nimo
himoon ka nga dancing queen nya ok-ok ang partner..hehehe
Hahahaha, gahi na atong kukog ana Dai...
Ayaw intawon ng ok-ok, ka-brutal sad nimo Oi..
Dancing with the Ok-ok ang gawas nako ana.
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

luckybelle

#27
October 07, 2010, 08:14:52 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 07, 2010, 12:49:13 AM
Hahahaha, gahi na atong kukog ana Dai...
Ayaw intawon ng ok-ok, ka-brutal sad nimo Oi..
Dancing with the Ok-ok ang gawas nako ana.

Bwahahahaha....... asa pa ka maapil ka sa guiness book of record..... Dancing queen with Mr. Cockroach ;D
;)

hubag bohol

#28
October 07, 2010, 11:02:48 AM

Mao ni sila ang inyong mga pares...





;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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wolfpack823

#29
October 07, 2010, 11:13:10 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 07, 2010, 08:14:52 AM
Bwahahahaha....... asa pa ka maapil ka sa guiness book of record..... Dancing queen with Mr. Cockroach ;D
Hahahahah, mamatay man pod sa kauwaw akong mga paryente ana. Hahahhahaha
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

wolfpack823

#30
October 07, 2010, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 07, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
Mao ni sila ang inyong mga pares...





;D

Hahahahahahhahahahaha
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

wolfpack823

#31
October 07, 2010, 11:14:28 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 07, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
Mao ni sila ang inyong mga pares...





;D

Torture ang subject not Dancing with the Ok-Ok hahahhahahaha
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

luckybelle

#32
October 08, 2010, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 07, 2010, 11:13:10 PM
Hahahahah, mamatay man pod sa kauwaw akong mga paryente ana. Hahahhahaha

hahahahahaha......



mag ing-ani lang sila para dili ilhan
;)

bisdakangdako

#33
October 08, 2010, 08:55:39 AM
train your cockroach, and make some m0ney...hehe ;D

Bisdak is thy name, hantak is thy game.

luckybelle

#34
October 08, 2010, 09:12:41 AM
Quote from: bisdakangdako on October 08, 2010, 08:55:39 AM
train your cockroach, and make some m0ney...hehe ;D




Wahahahahaha......idlas man kaajo... aho nang gi-try... mahadlok man sija ma-isprayhan ug Glide.... nawala naman ilang clan diri sa amo house... asa na gani to sila... nawala naman
;)

bisdakangdako

#35
October 08, 2010, 09:20:01 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 08, 2010, 09:12:41 AM

Wahahahahaha......idlas man kaajo... aho nang gi-try... mahadlok man sija ma-isprayhan ug Glide.... nawala naman ilang clan diri sa amo house... asa na gani to sila... nawala naman

perte jung idlasa kay mga de motor..pabuhot ang agi. ;D

Bisdak is thy name, hantak is thy game.

hubag bohol

#36
October 08, 2010, 02:36:32 PM
Quote from: bisdakangdako on October 08, 2010, 08:55:39 AM
train your cockroach, and make some m0ney...hehe ;D



He he, mas sayon tingali ning langaw i-train...  ;D
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mistyeyed

#37
October 08, 2010, 03:08:25 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 08, 2010, 02:36:32 PM
He he, mas sayon tingali ning langaw i-train...  ;D


bitaw mas sayon ang langaw e train..hahaha..kay sa tawo nga usahay gahi ug ulo.. ;D
"You will be happy if you're living the truth...as the truth will set you free"

Keep Smiling :)

 Misty LOVE   :)

hubag bohol

#38
October 08, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 08, 2010, 03:08:25 PM

bitaw mas sayon ang langaw e train..hahaha..kay sa tawo nga usahay gahi ug ulo.. ;D

Labi na kon dili kay ulo ray gahi...  8)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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mistyeyed

#39
October 08, 2010, 03:21:24 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 08, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Labi na kon dili kay ulo ray gahi...  8)

Hahaha,pati ang ga sigeg gahi..sa ok ok nalang ta. ;D
"You will be happy if you're living the truth...as the truth will set you free"

Keep Smiling :)

 Misty LOVE   :)

hubag bohol

#40
October 08, 2010, 03:24:42 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 08, 2010, 03:21:24 PM
Hahaha,pati ang ga sigeg gahi..sa ok ok nalang ta. ;D

Bitaw, kay bisan wa nay ulo buhi lang gihapon...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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mistyeyed

#41
October 08, 2010, 03:28:44 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 08, 2010, 03:24:42 PM
Bitaw, kay bisan wa nay ulo buhi lang gihapon...

mura diay nang tanga,bisan putlan mo dagan japon..
"You will be happy if you're living the truth...as the truth will set you free"

Keep Smiling :)

 Misty LOVE   :)
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