Here's an excerpt of the interesting blog from Pennie Azarcon-dela Cruz, Executive Editor, Sunday Inquirer Magazine:What are the new ethics on lovemaking in these times of covert recordings and instant downloading?
A few suggestions:
1. Make sure to conduct all lovemaking under a blanket. Take care that no heaving chests, throbbing appendages, slick and sweaty limbs and hirsute nether parts are visible to avoid any impression that you’re doing anything other than sleeping on that bed. You don’t want to give the bishops more nightmares than they can handle.
2. To save energy—in all sense of the word—turn off the lights before you so much as unhook a bra or slip into pajamas. To further frustrate the hayden camera that might have night vision capacity, cover up with a thick blanket as well, never mind if it feels like a sauna. Think of all the pounds you’re bound to lose the morning after.
3. Invest in masks and complete anonymity and turn foreplay into fun and games. A bayong like the Makapilis used during the Japanese occupation, or a Ku Klux Clan head cover might be a good idea for your mate, just in case he turns out to be a toad later. (Hah, let’s see how the DVD pirates are going to title that: Porky Pig and Minnie Mouse sex scandal?)
4. Be considerate of minors who might later be watching your video. Before starting anything scandalous, be sure to hold out a notice reading: “The following scenes contain adult material and may not be suitable for very young viewers. Parental advice is encouraged.†Due diligence is always appreciated.
5. Be sure to give credit where it’s due. Couldn’t Hayden have pentel-penned on Katrina’s perfectly flat tummy the words she was paid to mouth at every instance, i.e. “Body by Belo†? He could have made a game of it, right? We’re sure Vicky would be grateful. Sayang! What a missed opportunity that was.
6. And finally, if you strongly suspect there’s a hayden camera but can’t locate it, relax, lie down and make sure you look really good. Check that your make up is flawless and that your undies are billboard-worthy. The whole world may be watching.
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