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How to Make Love in the time of Hayden Cameras

Started by benelynne, June 06, 2009, 12:07:27 PM

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benelynne

Here's an excerpt of the interesting blog from Pennie Azarcon-dela Cruz, Executive Editor, Sunday Inquirer Magazine:

What are the new ethics on lovemaking in these times of covert recordings and instant downloading?

A few suggestions:

1. Make sure to conduct all lovemaking under a blanket.  Take care that no heaving chests, throbbing appendages, slick and sweaty limbs and hirsute nether parts are visible to avoid any impression that you’re doing anything other than sleeping on that bed. You don’t want to give the bishops more nightmares than they can handle.

2. To save energyâ€"in all sense of the wordâ€"turn off the lights before you so much as unhook a bra or slip into pajamas.  To further frustrate the hayden camera that might have night vision capacity, cover up with a thick blanket as well, never mind if it feels like a sauna.  Think of all the pounds you’re bound to lose the morning after.

3. Invest in masks and complete anonymity and turn foreplay into fun and games.  A bayong like the Makapilis used during the Japanese occupation, or a Ku Klux Clan head cover might be a good idea for your mate, just in case he turns out to be a toad later.  (Hah, let’s see how the DVD pirates are going to title that:  Porky Pig and Minnie Mouse sex scandal?)

4. Be considerate of minors who might later be watching your video.  Before starting anything scandalous, be sure to hold out a notice reading:  “The following scenes contain adult material and may not be suitable for very young viewers.  Parental advice is encouraged.”  Due diligence is always appreciated.

5. Be sure to give credit where it’s due.  Couldn’t Hayden have pentel-penned on Katrina’s perfectly flat tummy the words she was paid to mouth at every instance, i.e. “Body by Belo” ?   He could have made a game of it, right?  We’re sure Vicky would be grateful.  Sayang! What a missed opportunity that was.

6. And finally, if you strongly suspect there’s a hayden camera but can’t locate it, relax, lie down and make sure you look really good.  Check that your make up is flawless and that your undies are billboard-worthy.  The whole world may be watching.

Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- STEPHEN COVEY
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-<GEC348>-

This smacks of a grand conspiracy to hide the non-existent, to identify the nameless, to paint a picture of the unseen. -- Benelynne

benelynne

These days, never assume that a hotel room is a private space. It there's a chance for you to have lovey-dovey moments with your spouse in a hotel room, hang your dark-colored mosquito net first on all four corners. That will spoil the voyeur's fun.
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- STEPHEN COVEY
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Bambi

Hala mga minyo nga may mga sidelines pa "BEWARE" mag maskara nalang mo  ;)  Another options:
Why not buying an own car for this purpose.. mas barato pa kay sa magsigi ug hotel pwede pa magbaon nalang   ;D
Best regards
Bambi

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monkey d. luffy

pili-on man sad cguro nila ng mga gwapo ug gwapa. bulahan kanang mga ma-ot nawnging ayaw mo kabalaka kay di na mahalin inyong mga sex scandal videos! heheheehhehe!
No more monkey business!

-<GEC348>-

Quote from: monkey d. luffy on June 06, 2009, 11:29:49 PM
pili-on man sad cguro nila ng mga gwapo ug gwapa. bulahan kanang mga ma-ot nawnging ayaw mo kabalaka kay di na mahalin inyong mga sex scandal videos! heheheehhehe!


Maybe it's not just the face value.
It's the overall performance  ;D



This smacks of a grand conspiracy to hide the non-existent, to identify the nameless, to paint a picture of the unseen. -- Benelynne

Raquelproud boholana

Sakto ka GEC. Ug mag asawa mo nga nakuhaan ug video okey raman siguro hahahah kinsa may laing mga scandalize ana gawas siguro ug imo partner di nimo asawa diha ra ang katag.
"We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low"---Bishop Desmond Tutu


buwadsanga

dunay camera o wala hala tira! wala koy paki alam ana uy! hahahhaha!
All things must pass - George Harrison
To be rock and not to roll - Led Zepelin
Rock n roll will never die - Neil Young

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benelynne

bay buwadsanga,

wa pa man gani, ga shades ka na!

Quote from: buwadsanga on June 08, 2009, 04:41:51 PM
dunay camera o wala hala tira! wala koy paki alam ana uy! hahahhaha!
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- STEPHEN COVEY
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4508115&id=710401074#/profile.php?ref=name&id=710401074