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Dolly Ann Carvajal
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MANILA, Philippines?Since Yuletide is in the air, isn’t it the right time for feuding celebs to make peace already? In the spirit of fun, I came up with alternative Christmas carols that could bridge the gap between warring stars. Ang mapikon, guilty! Merry, Very Crazy Show Biz Christmas!

Martin Nievera to Pops Fernandez (to the tune of “Pasko Na Sinta Ko”):

Pasko na, Pipay ko
Hanap-hanap kita
Bakit nagpa-interview
Binisto mo ako

Carlene Aguilar to Dennis Trillo (to the tune of “Christmas Won’t Be The Same Without You”):

Cristine won’t be the same without you
Cristine won’t be the same if you go
All I need to see standing by my Christmas tree
Is you and me
Cristine won’t be the same without you.

Lolit Solis to Piolo and Sam (to the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”):

I saw Piolo kissing Papa Sam
Underneath the Sofitel trees last night.
They didn’t see me creep
By the pool to have a peep
They thought I was stuck up in the studio
Making bati and harbat

Amalia Fuentes to Joey Stevens (to the tune of “Deck the Halls”):

Deck the courts with lies and alibis
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Joey de Leon to Willie Revillame (to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”):

You better watch out, You better not cry
You better not cheat, I’m telling you why
MTRCB is coming to town.

Hope Centeno to James Yap (to the tune of “Merry Christmas, Darling”):

Discount cards have all been sent
The body scrub is through
Still I have one wish to make
A special one for you
Merry Christmas, Big Bird
Happy New Skin Clinic, too

Ara Mina to Jinkee Pacquiao (to the tune of “Give Love on Christmas Day”):

Pacman making lists
Buying special gifts
Taking time to be kind to one and all
It’s that time of year when women are near
And you wish he could give you more
Than just presents from a store
Why don’t you give way on Christmas Day?

Moi to Annabel Rama (to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock”):

Annabel Annabel Annabel Mock
Annabel’s bling and Annabel’s ring
Saying and fuming bushels of sham
Now the Annabel crap has begun



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