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« on: December 12, 2007, 02:48:13 PM »

I got this message from a friend.  This is not necessarily true but I am sharing this just the same because I think it's funny.


BEFORE MARRIAGE ...........
 
BOY: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
 
GIRL: Do you want me to leave?
 
BOY: NO! Don't even think about it.
 
GIRL: Do you love me?
 
BOY: Of course! Over and over!
 
GIRL: Have you ever cheated on me?
 
BOY: NO! Why are you even asking?
 
GIRL Will you kiss me?
 
BOY: Every chance i get!
 
GIRL: Will you hit me?
 
BOY: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
 
GIRL: Can i trust you?
 
BOY: Yes.
 
GIRL: Darling!
 
AFTER MARRIAGE ................

(Simply read it from bottom to top)


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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 02:51:03 PM »
No comment.

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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2007, 11:49:48 PM »
hahahahhahha

way batasan nga pagka lalaki!!!

ug ako after do you want me to leave?

di pa gani ka answer ang laki tua na ko sa ganghaan!!!

syiiit!!!
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 12:06:14 AM »
We are lucky na dili ta ing-ana bastoson kay nah, di ma silbi but I think naa ra na sa pag nurture sa atong relationship from the very beginning.  If we allow our partners to treat us like that, nah dili na lang ma hibal-an na you are badly treated na diay pod.  But mao nay gina ingon Maring, NO WAY, JOSE! hahahaha

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 02:38:19 AM »
Sus, ako'y ing-anaon sa akong bana, ma wingig jud siya!

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 03:31:47 AM »
hahahaha kadugay na nko nakadungog anang word na wingig!  Sa una mag tubag2x mi ni Mommy, madunggan mi ni Daddy mo ingon, "sige tubag2x mo diha kay ma wingig jud mo!"

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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 03:44:01 AM »
hahaha katawa manko ana oi hehe
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 04:17:39 AM »
ug maka pakner kog ing-ana,
molagfot jud cya sa buho sa Lamanok,
paluparon nako cya morag Darna..fly rubin fly ang labas niya
hoi dagko na ta nagkita nop? ako ingnon masaya ka
ikaw bay nagpadaku nako?

kong ing-ana ang tratar nako?magbuwag tag maayong kabobot-on jud
ha3x sa-on na lang ngeeeks ::)
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 10:23:15 AM »
Ms BLueAngeL, koreeeekkkkk!

The power lies with us women,

kay kung dili ta magpa daug daug,

dili maka daug daug ang mga lalake nato,

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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2007, 10:25:53 AM »
koooreeekk!

sus example karon pa gyud, naa gyud koy nabanghagan diri...

ha4x

di mag silbi gyud!

naa gyud ma wingig!!! (accrding to C2)

Blue, sakot gyud ka dear...

go girl!

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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2007, 10:27:01 AM »
Nganong na banghagan man, Ms BeLLe?

Ako btaw pud, naay na yawyawan gabii

hahaha


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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2007, 10:30:51 AM »
hahahhahha

gisugo ko pa charge sa ijang phone, dayun mao pa gyud pag tagay nako sa akong wine...

gipadali man unya paingon na sha matulog ha?

na dalugdugan gyud sha!!!

"HONEY YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO BED!" WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

now he went to bed not saying goodnight!

pwerteng hiloma!!!

wahahahhahhahaha

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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 10:33:01 AM »
Nang luod to Ms BeLLe

am-ami

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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2007, 10:34:01 AM »
wa man ana man gyud na sha morag si louie...

ug makasab-an dayug tago...

patiran ra na unja Thyl!

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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2007, 10:35:12 AM »
Yehey!

Naa jud mapatiran unya

naa jud mag ngisi

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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2007, 11:10:38 AM »
molar to molar ang ngisi!!!

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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2007, 03:32:38 PM »
"HONEY YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO BED!" WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

maau gani Binskie ky loving pa pagka thunder nimo,
ky naa pa man Honey ;) ;D

ako ky dala man ingon Kordafio nakongkong ka?uhummm

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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2007, 03:35:14 PM »
Btaw noh?

maayo pud ning technique ni Ms BeLLe,

mangasaba lagi pero naay Honey

dili kaayo halata

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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2007, 03:37:32 PM »
hi C2,
shada kaau iyaha tirado ni Binskie nop? ;) ;D

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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2007, 03:40:50 PM »
Mao na'y gi ingon

nga master na na si Ms BeLLe sa the art of:

How To Make Kasaba Your Banana Without Him Knowing It

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