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Is Your Wife Dead or Alive?
« on: September 19, 2013, 10:02:25 PM »
A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (sex with a corpse).

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys?"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. She was my WIFE!

2. I didn't KNOW she was DEAD! and

3. She ALWAYS acted that WAY!"

Judge released him from sentence and advised everyone at the Court Room:
"SO LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE SESSION!

And GUYS, IF THERE IS NO MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS DEAD OR ALIVE !"

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Re: Is Your Wife Dead or Alive?
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 10:05:57 PM »
ka hinomdom ko sa estorya ni bocats sa nag trabaho sija sa funeraria. gi ki ang corpse kay gwaffa.

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Re: Is Your Wife Dead or Alive?
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2013, 01:17:20 PM »
daghan man kono sa punenarya ang manghilabot sa gwapa nga patay.

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John 3:16-18 ESV
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son (Jesus Christ), that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God.

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Re: Is Your Wife Dead or Alive?
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2013, 01:20:41 PM »
hihihi. himoong f***** doll ang patay. di ko ingon ani ka bangis. grabe man ko ka awagan, but not to a corpse, bisan unsa ka gwapa

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