A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (sex with a corpse).
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. She was my WIFE!
2. I didn't KNOW she was DEAD! and
3. She ALWAYS acted that WAY!"
Judge released him from sentence and advised everyone at the Court Room:
"SO LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE SESSION!
And GUYS, IF THERE IS NO MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS DEAD OR ALIVE !"
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