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« on: June 13, 2007, 10:52:20 PM »
I wonder why 5 hours after launching this new page, no one has posted a single question just yet. Mike has figured out, our fellow Bol-anons are not yet ready to come out in the open and ask. So he suggested, would anonymous be OK?

Well, Mike, by all means they can hide under the names Aguida, Lolita, or Barbara. The trio fully understands that you are still in the hiding and under the guise of that Maria Clara and Barong Tagalog costume. For the kind of you, here's what you can do. Start your letter with something like this...



Dear Trio,

Just call me Aguida. I have a problem with my recent boyfriend. He doesn't have the hots for me anymore no matter what blow job or pole dancing I do.

Or it can be this...

Dear Trio,

I have a friend named Barbara who has serious sexual problems with her husband of 20 years named Barbaro. Viagra doesn't work for him anymore, can you suggest a much better brand?

Hey, you who are not bold enough to bare yourself,  you don't have to own up to your problems. Feel free to use fabricated characters on your behalf.


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Re: Dear Trio
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 11:18:19 PM »
But how can they hide anonymous when they have a username, when they post, it appears.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 11:19:54 PM »
Watch out! We have a member named Barbaro. Chin already gave him a welcome drink. Read "The Red Carpet."
Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."

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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 11:31:07 PM »

Capitan Berong, for instance, is already an anonymous character. We really do not know who he is.
We do not who GEC is.
We do not who Barbaro is.
We do not who bol-anon-ko-nyor is.

Cel, these members are already acting anonymous. Wait, they can also do one more thing: RE-register in Tubag Bohol to further hide their identity.

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 11:32:09 PM »
Oh yeah, you're right  :)

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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 11:36:06 PM »

Members who would like to be anonymous can register as many fabricated names as they'd like to. They can maintain one for the sole purpose of 'Private and Personal.' It is sure worth a new registration. So if you beautiful couple is so bothered by this, go register another account. It would only take you seconds. And whoa, you'll get more enriched sexual activities from our tips.

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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 11:48:10 PM »
Oh yeah, I'll have to think of re-registering  ;)

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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 11:48:22 PM »
Members who would like to be anonymous can register as many fabricated names as they'd like to. They can maintain one for the sole purpose of 'Private and Personal.' It is sure worth a new registration. So if you beautiful couple is so bothered by this, go register another account. It would only take you seconds. And whoa, you'll get more enriched sexual activities from our tips. [/size]

Rose, I have posted a bulletin in Friendster announcing your humanistic offer here in Tubag Bohol.

Let me ask you this. Can you really handle all types of sexual and marital questions? Well, for marital questions, I'm sure you can very well answer them - as you are already married. Your 10-year union with Paul must have taught you an encyclopedia of ups and downs that are ever present in a married life.

But sexual questions? We are still on a "wait-and-see" mode.  :D

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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 12:02:17 AM »

Mike, you are so wrong. Marriage and sex can never exist without each other. Therefore, the ten-year union has given us the expertise in both. Here's a sample: It's natural for most couples to nag and yell at each other each time they fight. My take on this: Why exhaust yourselves from so much talking? Take the shortcut solution the trio will offer you: For him: Let your penis do the talking. For her: Seal your first mouth and open the other one.

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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 12:08:38 AM »
Again, ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.  :D

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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2007, 12:14:36 AM »
Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count.  ;D

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.
I don't want to live forever. I just want to go through life smartly dressed.

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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2007, 12:20:25 AM »

FYI: I found my name spread all over this place even before I became a member. And guess what welcome words I got? Multiple orgasms! I'm too honest to deny that. So I begged off Mike to create a special page for the likes of you, me, and Paul before we turn some of Mike's holy pages into porn.

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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2007, 12:25:31 AM »

Chin, the ultimate advice is: "Don't miss to browse Tubag Bohol", or else it will be too late to do some damage-control.  :D

This unholy alliance will stir up a hornet's nest.

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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2007, 12:34:21 AM »

Real life gets in the way, Mike. This worker ant has to flex her muscles, mind, and mouth to earn moolah. So yeah, by the time I get here, those two would have done their worse na. Hahaha. I know the two of them so well I can only cringe at the thought of what they will say next.

P.S Rose is right. You should define "well." It is a highly suspicious adverb. In what way do Paul and I know each other "well"?  :P


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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2007, 12:38:27 AM »
Dear Rose,

How can I grow a penis?


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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2007, 12:44:10 AM »

Mga higala, dili na nato bukikion ug bulikaton ang mga panid sa kagahapon. Apan kung pugson gyud nato pag-wiwi ug pagkulitog ang mga gawil sa sugilanon, ayaw intawon dinhi sa Tubag Bohol.  :D

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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2007, 12:47:19 AM »

Chin, be cautious in using the word "so well" in this website. Rose wants to delete that phrase from Tubag Bohol Dictionary.  :D

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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2007, 12:47:30 AM »

You do know that with a comment like this, you're waving red flag before a bull? A very red flag. A very feisty bull.

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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2007, 10:45:34 AM »

So shall we pack our bags now and go to Spain? We'll start and finish the bullfight there, Matador!

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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2007, 12:09:04 PM »

Chin,

Thank you for your letter. Not every woman is bold enough to ask me this.

How I wish I can find ways to grow you a penis. Since I can't, I suggest that  you can put on a strapped-on vibrator which is guaranteed to work wonders. With this piece of contraption, you can now instantly do girls even without proper motivation. You don't even need a penis pump for this.

Take care and start your new adventure right!

Yours faithfully,

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

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