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Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« on: June 24, 2008, 11:47:01 AM »
Ito nga ba ang alamat kung bakit nagsisinungalin ang mga lalaki...?




Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa
tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya
sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,

"Tutulungan kita, Pedro"

Sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,

"Ito ba ang
martilyo mo?"...


"Hindi po."



Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer, "Ito ba?"

"Hindi po."




Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,

"Ito ba?"

"
Opo!"

Natuwa ang anghel.

"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver
hammer!"



Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Pedro sa ilog at kasama ang misis
niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog. Iyak si Pedro.

Litaw si
guardian angel.

"Tutulungan kita."


Sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri.

"Ito ba ang
misis mo?"

Sagot si Pedro,
"Opo!"

Nagalit si anghel,

"Sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman eh mabait ka."



Nag-reason-out si Pedro,



"Sorry po, angel... kasi kapag sinabi kong
'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at paglitaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina
Halili. At kapag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka
uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.

At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh
ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi
ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."



MORAL OF THE STORY:

Kaya lang naman nagsisinungalin ang mga lalaki eh for a
good and noble reason.


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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 02:01:39 PM »
Ngek!  Bisan sa Moral of the Story, nagsisinungaling pa rin! 

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 12:13:33 PM »
BwaHahaha! Mr Barbaro, you're getting all defensive on us! Hmmn, unsa kaha imong atraso sa imong lalabs? Hehehe

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 12:33:13 PM »
hahahahhaha!

sinungaling pa ang mga jukemz, very defensive pa!

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 12:36:53 PM »
agree jod ko ni barbaro ani.............

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 12:37:56 PM »
maglabanay jud ang mga lalaki!

birds of the same sex are birds jud diay! hahahahha

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 12:41:34 PM »

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 12:51:12 PM »

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 01:25:13 PM »
Hehehe, maayo pakugon nis Barbaro ug Teng dah.

Kani si Teng focused kaayo'g cge pamista, makalimtan na hinuon pangita'g chicks. Teng, kung maka uyab gani ka, magpa lina ko. Hehehe.

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2008, 01:28:58 PM »
Hehehe, maayo pakugon nis Barbaro ug Teng dah.

Kani si Teng focused kaayo'g cge pamista, makalimtan na hinuon pangita'g chicks. Teng, kung maka uyab gani ka, magpa lina ko. Hehehe.
hahahaha magpalina jod ka c2? kahibawo raba ko kung kinsay gi ambisyonan ani ni Teng dah...galibog ko kung unsay akong puede ikatabang ani

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2008, 01:31:59 PM »
Kinsa man gi trippingan aning Teng? taga Bilar bah? hehehe

Mo donate lang ko'g 7 dwarfs nga pomada unya almerol, pakapinan pa Johnson's Baby Cologne (parang amoy baby!), para inig pamisita ni Teng, gwaffo kaayo. Mao one click ug sugot sa atong chicks.

Hehehehe

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2008, 01:34:31 PM »
Kinsa man gi trippingan aning Teng? taga Bilar bah? hehehe

Mo donate lang ko'g 7 dwarfs nga pomada unya almerol, pakapinan pa Johnson's Baby Cologne (parang amoy baby!), para inig pamisita ni Teng, gwaffo kaayo. Mao one click ug sugot sa atong chicks.

Hehehehe
hahaha na picture out nako ang result kung mao nay gamiton ni teng padung mamista...dili taga Bilar oy..pero dili pud nako ireveal kung kinsa..ask usa ko sa permission ni Teng

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2008, 01:35:10 PM »
ahahahahahahahahaha.....pag chure mo duha oi...ahak

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2008, 01:36:54 PM »
AyyYyyy! Ka intriga ba ani oi! Hahahaha! Kinsa kaha ni? Ms Mae_Flor, naa ba'y premyo ang makatag-an kung kinsa ning "mystery babe" ni Capt. Barbel Teng?



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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2008, 01:37:25 PM »
AyyYyyy! Ka intriga ba ani oi! Hahahaha! Kinsa kaha ni? Ms Mae_Flor, naa ba'y premyo ang makatag-an kung kinsa ning "mystery babe" ni Capt. Barbel Teng?


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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2008, 01:38:24 PM »
Thyl kanumdom man ko anang mag palina ug gikan mi sa sementeryo!

Jati Teng mag palina daw si C2!

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2008, 01:42:10 PM »
mao lagi Ms. D.. ahehehehe mamarangay man guro ni si C2

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2008, 01:43:14 PM »
Magpalina, magpa tutho, magpadugo manok bisaya...basta lagi maka uyab na ni si Teng. Busy man gud kaayo ni cgeg pamista oi, wala'y time mang chicks. Naka reserve na gani ni iyang ticket sa JadeStar para pista sa Inabanga. Siya man kuno ang star attraction sa ilang bayle. Sa mga dalagang gusto makig bayle ni Teng, bayad lang 25 centavos.

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2008, 01:43:41 PM »
bwahahahah!

huy undang na mo kay mabutdan ko diri !!!

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Re: Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungalin ang Mga Lalake?
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2008, 01:44:46 PM »
AyyYyyy! Ka intriga ba ani oi! Hahahaha! Kinsa kaha ni? Ms Mae_Flor, naa ba'y premyo ang makatag-an kung kinsa ning "mystery babe" ni Capt. Barbel Teng?
hahaha basta ang clue a daughter of prominent family here in tagb..no offense Teng ha? migo baya ta



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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2008, 01:45:54 PM »
bwahahahah!

huy undang na mo kay mabutdan ko diri !!!
Ms D dia koy tambal para butod sa tiyan ari, hahahha

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« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2008, 01:45:59 PM »
teng! teng! teng! teng!

ning bagting akong bolang crystal!!! bwahahaha! kaila nako kung kinsa

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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2008, 01:46:21 PM »
bwahahahah!

huy undang na mo kay mabutdan ko diri !!!
mahuman na sad ni ang adlaw wala napod koy nahimo diri....mapotbol gani ko ani si C2 jod ang may sala...

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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2008, 01:48:02 PM »
mahuman na sad ni ang adlaw wala napod koy nahimo diri....mapotbol gani ko ani si C2 jod ang may sala...

aguy! ako naman hinuon gibasol! ayaw laina ang estorya teng kay gi reveal na raba ni Gossip Girl # 2 aka mae_flor kung kinsa imong dream girl hehehehe



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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2008, 01:50:55 PM »
aguy! ako naman hinuon gibasol! ayaw laina ang estorya teng kay gi reveal na raba ni Gossip Girl # 2 aka mae_flor kung kinsa imong dream girl hehehehe

aguyyy, ako nay nahimong Gossip Girl 2 karun, ayaw ka problema Teng kay ako nang kandadohan ning akng mouth..ug murag nakagets na raba si Gossip Girl num1 dah kung kinsa...ayaw ka problema teng kay kung kamo ag magdayon, ikaw na unya ang manag iya sa ilang business establishments

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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2008, 01:52:33 PM »
Ah kuyawa, ma business administrator na diay ning atong gwapong ulitawo? sus, basin dili na ni managad, paabugan lang unya ta sa iyang chedeng hehehe

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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2008, 01:53:34 PM »
hHAHAHA

hala scoop!

scoop mo lang! scoop gyud kaayo ni! hehehe! mao diay grabeng pa cute ning lakiha sa iyang avatar, inspired man diay ahahaha

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« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2008, 01:53:51 PM »
aguyyy, ako nay nahimong Gossip Girl 2 karun, ayaw ka problema Teng kay ako nang kandadohan ning akng mouth..ug murag nakagets na raba si Gossip Girl num1 dah kung kinsa...ayaw ka problema teng kay kung kamo ag magdayon, ikaw na unya ang manag iya sa ilang business establishments
ahahahahahahhahahaha...kandadohi jod nah kay peligro nah..pakatuga sa na si C2

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« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2008, 01:55:58 PM »
Sus! dili gyud ko makatulog ani hangtod dili ma chure kung kinsa ni si mystery girl. Hehehe

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« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2008, 01:57:24 PM »
Thyl naay business establishment kuno???

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« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2008, 01:58:55 PM »
Thyl naay business establishment kuno???
tag iya ug menteryo Ms. D, aron libre si C2 mag palina

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« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2008, 01:59:54 PM »
yup, mao ni clues nga gihatag ni Gossip Girl # 2 ai:

a) from Tagbilaran
b) from a prominent family
c) family is involved in various prominent businesses in Tagbi

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Who is Who kaha ni? hehehehe! Wala pa ming init akong bolang crystal, nanukad pa ni

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« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2008, 02:01:34 PM »
yup, mao ni clues nga gihatag ni Gossip Girl # 2 ai:

a) from Tagbilaran
b) from a prominent family
c) family is involved in various prominent businesses in Tagbi

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Who is Who kaha ni? hehehehe! Wala pa ming init akong bolang crystal, nanukad pa ni
hahahah basin tuk on nako ani ni teng ron thyl oy...dia ari sija gikalingawan ko sa YM

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« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2008, 02:03:10 PM »
Bwahahaha! Ikaw diay gi away? Oist Teng, mao na'y tambal sa mga pa hard-to-get! Mabisto ang mga sekreto! ahahahaha! lingawa nako oi

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« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2008, 02:06:03 PM »
Bwahahaha! Ikaw diay gi away? Oist Teng, mao na'y tambal sa mga pa hard-to-get! Mabisto ang mga sekreto! ahahahaha! lingawa nako oi
kay maoy nakaingon nga walay nabuhat trabaho..hahahha..lingawa nako oy..peace teng ha..pareha ta oy way nahimo trabaho aria

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« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2008, 02:06:16 PM »
hahahah basin tuk on nako ani ni teng ron thyl oy...dia ari sija gikalingawan ko sa YM
ym ba oi...naa ba diay ko ym nimo......huh

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« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2008, 02:11:55 PM »
Hahaha! Ga deny pa gyud! Sus mo log out nako Teng, ako sa ning hapyud hapyoron ning akong bolang crystal para ma reveal imong Ms Dream Girl...

tc! trabaho na kay kung ma futbol ka, unsaon nalang tong akong gihimong excuse letter nimo para sa pamista?

Hahahaha

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« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2008, 02:50:00 PM »
Ngek!  Bisan sa Moral of the Story, nagsisinungaling pa rin! 

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