This is for y'all. Nothing's wrong with being horny. The texts below will show you what horny couples like us can make of their bundles of joy. Hubert or Hubs is 8; Harley or Harl is 4.
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Mom: Harl, just get your milk from the fridge.
Harley: Why me? Why ‘me’ always do the hard work?Mom: Never mind. Hubs, please get Harl’s milk.
Hubs: Oh, I’m tied to the oars. Mom: What did you say?
Hubs: I mean, I’m only a child, why do I have to do it for him?* * *
Hubert: Harl, hit me again and it’s curtains for you.Harley: What?
Hubert: Just hit me again and you’d know what I mean by ‘curtains.’* * *
Hubert: Harl, you’re as light as a feather.Harley: And you, you’re fat.
Hubert: I’m not fat; I’m no bigger than a couch.* * *
Hubert: Oh, my phone is dead.Harley: How come? Do phones die?
Hubert: Harl, I’m going bananas. I mean, it ran out of battery. I need to recharge it. * * *
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