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Funniest , Clumsiest , Most Embarrasing Moments During The Old Courtship Days.

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kiamoy

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ingon palang gani cya "uhmm uhmm (my name)..naa ko ingon nimo...uhmm..uhmm. kanang,, sa una rako ganahan..ni..nimo..i..i loveee.."
ako dayun gi ingnan."hilom dha b***t bya ka!" then dha nangatawa sa iya background.. i hung up..

we were in 2nd year hiskul. absent ko sa class. he called me from our school, with most of my classmates listening sa iya likud diay for moral support nuhay.. i freaked out.cause i swear he was gay. mau gane cg mi ato niya kuyog2x. holding hands and hug hug kay kampante ko kay b***t.. nya..ugh! natrauma gud ko sa mga b***t.. that incident was one of the funniest moments sa amo batch,ibalik balik sa mga kanchaw kada reunion. -shamed


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Hahahaha! na unas man ka, Kiams? Na trauma jud? ah hahahahah! your incident reminds me of the song entitled, "this guy is in love with you, pare" hahahahaah!


Ako,

Sa sophomore year sa ahong high school i was part of the Williamstown High School Track and Field. I was a varsity javelin thrower and discuss thrower. So it was customary for us to go around the track and jog 8 laps and then doin gasers. So one time, the track team and the field guys (i was in this group) practiced with the women's track and field team. O man, I remember when we were doing bending there was this hot hot hot hot girl in front of me. So when we bent i could see her fine asss, and it was unfortunate that we had to wear really tight short shorts. LOL

And you know about young teen men having sexual drives, diba? so I had a very prominent erection and some guy (i forget his name) in the track team was like, "Dude, Lucino pitched a ten!" hahaha. He said it so loud that the team heard it and looked. I was so effing embarassed and angry kai ang baji that was the subject of my interest looked and laughed as well.

I got angry that I ended up chasing the guy who yelled it out loud. I did manage to tackle him, pero yea,  i was the subject of jokes by my track and field mates of "Lucino Pitch" hahahaha.



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wah!!! the guy who was supposed to be a gay at my post? he also had this kind of faux pas.. we were watching a classmate's sexy intermission. and his seatmate shouted, guys!! look (pointing to his) haha!

maka trauma ing ana lorz uy..hehe traydoron kag b***t..ewkch. he was known man gud as b***t! so pati teachers na intriga

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OT: This is one of the reasons why men shouldn't be forced to wear short shorts.

When we were doing practice for javelin, you have to make a certain leg technique that allows the javelin to be thrown in good form. So mao ni we had to wear very short shorts, and when I say short shorts i mean up to the upper thigh:

like this:


hahaha! Javelin throwers would be made fun of by the discus throwers and the shot put throwers as the "ballerinas", so what we used to do was throw our javelins in their direction whenever the coaches were taking  a break. LOL.
We would take off the speared tip tho to make sure no one was impaled. I can remember throwing the discuss one time and it hit one player in the abdomen. Vindication is so sweet ;)

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wah!!! the guy who was supposed to be a gay at my post? he also had this kind of faux pas.. we were watching a classmate's sexy intermission. and his seatmate shouted, guys!! look (pointing to his) haha!

maka trauma ing ana lorz uy..hehe traydoron kag b***t..ewkch. he was known man gud as b***t! so pati teachers na intriga

hahahaha, Kiams you have to watch out for those kind of men. Some men seem like their b***t because of their manner of speech, pero most of the time dili na sila b***t. Just very feminine and refined lang.

But you know I envy the bayots in school because they're all friends with like the really really HOT girls.
And mo kiss baya ang girls sa cheeks sa b***t! Not fair yo!



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javelin kato stick dba? discuss is lke a flying saucer shaped metal nga bug at kaau.. sakit!

OT: daghana nimo sports uy!! any racket sports?

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oo, ang javelin is the spear. Hahaha we "speared" alot of women in our sport, Kiams. LOL

Joke ra uy!

Ikaw? did you play sports? Tennis sigoro?

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waaaaah. i snickered upon reading "speared"..

varsitarian of badminton. very loyal to asian roots. haha! :)

the gays get the kiss because they are ever ready to kiss the asses of the hot chicks in school so they can benefit some of their queen's hot admirers pud. :)

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hahaha, kuan man nang term 'speared'- a men's javelin team joke term. We used to practice with the women's javelin team man gud. The girls would make sexual jokes so we would joke back, lol :P

Badminton diay? Haha isn't that when you use the miniature tennis racket and hit the shuttle cock?

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yis! mao na cya Lors.. hehe fastest racket sport.. It may be a feather ball only but it goes fast up till 90+ kph ..especially if you're playing with a very good opponent pud..
very strenous sport..hehe! ;)

OT mao jud! ali namo

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One embarrassing courting experience I had in college:


I went out with Tabitha last year, ning adto mi sa restaurant after ning adto mi sa bowling; among first date baya ni haha. Oh I was very jokey-jokey with her and naka feel baya ko a chemical attraction between the two of us :)
After bowling ning adto mi sa park diri sa Meadville after that gi walk siya nako back to her dorm. One funny thing that happened was when i went to say good bye i attacked her lips for a kiss, LOL.
Pero in doing so i accidentally bit her lower lip haha. Katawa mi duha.
She was so kind to let me stay over the night in her dorm.

She had very soft lips :)

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this isnt my story actually, but me and my "x" were in the picture. let me share it then.
one monday afternoon, my friend wanted me to go with her after our class because she was going to meet a textmate for a month or so, they finally decided to meet. my friend who is a girl-next-door has her standards of a kind of guy, it turned out that the guy was for her a possessive barney.and oh, the scene was we were watching movie, my friend dragged me to the C.R and was ranting about the guy he was sitting beside with. That same day, he dumped the guy. my "x" was like. "ayaw pud ing.ana ang lake, ing.na mu friend" hmp!

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