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For Chin
« on: June 04, 2007, 01:17:53 AM »
The funny things will take place in Tubag Bohol the moment you begin welcoming newbies.

I'm sure they would bid for your uterus. :)

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Re: For Chin
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 01:21:34 AM »
The funny things will take place in Tubag Bohol the moment you begin welcoming newbies.

I'm sure they would bid for your uterus. :)

I will exercise utmost impartiality, of course, and award it to the highest bidder. Hahaha.

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Re: For Chin
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 01:35:15 AM »
I will exercise utmost impartiality, of course, and award it to the highest bidder. Hahaha.

Chin,

We have a newbie: maryhazel_olaa. What will you do now? :)

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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 01:39:31 AM »
Chin,

We have a newbie: maryhazel_olaa. What will you do now? :)

a. Naturally, offer her free use of one of my kidneys. "Hello, we're so happy you followed mike's trail of breadcrumbs here. Can I offer you one of my kidneys? You don't have to decide now. You can consider it while you find your way around Tubag Bohol."

b. Threaten her into active participation. "If you don't post at least thrice a day, I shall google you, find out where you live, and tell your parents you went to my clinic for a sex change."

c. Grin, and let Mike do the welcoming. At 1:39 in the morning, this option seems to be the most appetizing.

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Re: For Chin
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 02:02:52 AM »
According to the data provided by Tubag Bohol's GPS and by Google Earth's mapping system, Chin lives on a remote islet somewhere around Bohol seas.

I have a feeling she already acquired this paradise long before the release of DENR's order not to sell or buy a Philippine island or islet.

By the way, do you know that some rich and famous in our countries own an islet in Bohol (total Bohol islets: 111)? Hint: ask the former lady mayor of Zamboanga City.

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Re: For Chin
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 02:17:11 AM »
By the way, do you know that some rich and famous in our countries own an islet in Bohol (total Bohol islets: 111)? Hint: ask the former lady mayor of Zamboanga City.

This is what's infuriating about you. You know too much; it's not healthy. Go out and do something frivolous. Watch leaves change color. Egg worms to crawl just the teensiest bit faster. This is my roundabout way of saying, "Mike, I don't know that woman." Hahaha.

P.S Your GPS is quite accurate. Sadly, however, I don't own this islet. Not yet, anyway. =)

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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 02:26:49 AM »
This is what's infuriating about you. You know too much; it's not healthy. Go out and do something frivolous. Watch leaves change color. Egg worms to crawl just the teensiest bit faster. This is my roundabout way of saying, "Mike, I don't know that woman." Hahaha.

P.S Your GPS is quite accurate. Sadly, however, I don't own this islet. Not yet, anyway. =)

Chin, can I finish eating my canned tuna (embedded with Thailand's costly wheat bread) before I reply to this rebuttal?  8)

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Re: For Chin
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 03:40:55 PM »
Chin, can I finish eating my canned tuna (embedded with Thailand's costly wheat bread) before I reply to this rebuttal?  8)

You, Mike, have been eating your tuna for almost a week now! That must be some tuna! Hahaha.

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 03:43:15 PM »
You, Mike, have been eating your tuna for almost a week now! That must be some tuna! Hahaha.

Tuna guro kinaon ni mike everyday and every meal  ;D

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Re: For Chin
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 04:38:29 PM »
Sometimes I don't eat. Tuna here is expensive. I wish Manny Pacquiao would be generous enough to ship a ton of tuna from GenSan to Thailand. I'm his fan. I love boxing very much. I punch a lot when I write news.

Before I dropped out from Holy Name University's College of Law, I had a problem: the law library was really small. So small it cannot contain all my bones and flesh. If you have been HNU's law library, you would agree with what I say. :)

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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 04:54:31 PM »
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