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Started by Lollapalooza, June 28, 2010, 04:14:56 PM

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Lollapalooza

It was e-mailed to me from my friend...i'd like to share it here...


Funny how P50 bill looks so big when you take it to the church, but so small when you take it to the market

Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church but how short they are when watching a movie

Funny how we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend

Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel

Funny how people want to get a seat in any game or concert but scramble to get backseat at church services

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moments

Funny how hard is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the bible says

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything

Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.


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hubag bohol

Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 28, 2010, 04:14:56 PM

Funny how hard is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.


True. With some notable exceptions, of course...
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Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 28, 2010, 04:14:56 PM
It was e-mailed to me from my friend...i'd like to share it here...


Funny how P50 bill looks so big when you take it to the church, but so small when you take it to the market

Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church but how short they are when watching a movie

Funny how we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend

Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel

Funny how people want to get a seat in any game or concert but scramble to get backseat at church services

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moments

Funny how hard is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the bible says

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything

Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.




Thank You for posting this, Jenneth.
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hubag bohol

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Chongki

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 29, 2010, 08:44:42 AM
He he, funny ra, Bay Chongks?

very funny ang iyang nawong bai hubs  ;D

hubag bohol

Quote from: Chongki on June 29, 2010, 08:53:36 AM
very funny ang iyang nawong bai hubs  ;D

True, funnier than usual...  ;D

Oops...    :-X
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bugsay

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 29, 2010, 08:58:10 AM
True, funnier than usual...  ;D

Oops...    :-X

atot...ajaw lagi paglain ug boho.. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on June 29, 2010, 10:35:22 AM
atot...ajaw lagi paglain ug boho.. ;D

He he, si Bay Chongks ang gasugod, sakaysakay lang ko... ;D
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taga tigbao

Quote from: bugsay on June 29, 2010, 10:35:22 AM
atot...ajaw lagi paglain ug boho.. ;D

Mas daghang buho mas lami Bay Bugs. ;D
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bugsay

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 29, 2010, 10:52:36 AM
Mas daghang buho mas lami Bay Bugs. ;D

mao diayng nangatol bai Tigs, gi ratsada diay nimo ang tanang boho nga naagian? ;D
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taga tigbao

Quote from: bugsay on June 29, 2010, 11:05:19 AM
mao diayng nangatol bai Tigs, gi ratsada diay nimo ang tanang boho nga naagian? ;D


Hasta ang buho nga giabutan pag-uli. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 29, 2010, 11:07:04 AM
Hasta ang buho nga giabutan pag-uli. ;D

Funny diay ang imong smile, Bay Tigs, kay naka grand slam man...

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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on June 29, 2010, 10:35:22 AM
atot...ajaw lagi paglain ug boho.. ;D

;D - toothy smile, squinty eyes
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