It was e-mailed to me from my friend...i'd like to share it here...
Funny how P50 bill looks so big when you take it to the church, but so small when you take it to the market
Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church but how short they are when watching a movie
Funny how we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend
Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time
Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel
Funny how people want to get a seat in any game or concert but scramble to get backseat at church services
Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moments
Funny how hard is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the bible says
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything
Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
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