teng, unsa jud imong gisuwat sa imong reason for filing leave of absence? Fiesta jud?
Mao ni ang letter ni Teng to his boss:
Effective immediately, I am informing you of my indefinite leave of absence as my presence is required in our town fiesta. I need to devote all my time and energy for my kumbera activity, and doing so would be impossible if I continue working here. Don't worry boss, I will be back in due time, as the company's model employee, once I've determined I am fit enough to do so. I will be needing extra days though, just in case I suffer from the aftermath of my kumbera. Althought I am properly armed with Kremil-S and Diatabs, I am only human.
Sincerely yours Kuya Eddie,
PS. I will bring you some leftovers, esp of the famous Inabanga torta
*teng, joke ra na ha hehehe*