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Surgeons during a coffee break...
« on: April 16, 2010, 11:50:00 PM »

1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."
4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

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Re: Surgeons during a coffee break...
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2010, 01:09:13 AM »

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Re: Surgeons during a coffee break...
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2010, 05:59:41 AM »
lol, the 4th surgeon was a bit too harsh. :P



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Re: Surgeons during a coffee break...
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2010, 07:43:57 AM »
 ;D hahaha pili lang hai dali hiwaon..

here's more;
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and
     told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

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