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Noon at Ngayon
« on: June 03, 2010, 02:03:26 AM »
Noon at Ngayon:

When someone asks a child about what he wants when he grow up...
Noon: Gusto maging duktor
Ngayon: Gusto kong maging nars o kaya call center agent o kaya pagkatapos ko mag-duktor ako'y magna-nars

How about courtship?
Noon: Matinding harana at ligaw Intsik style pa
Ngayon: EB (eyeball) tayo! Tapos nun...tayo na!

How about conservatism?
Noon: Maria Clara
Ngayon: Maria Bisakla

Noon: Tara laro tayo sipa at agawan base!
Ngayon: Laro tayo DOTA

NOON: nagpapakasal para mabuntis
NGAYON: buntis kaya magpapakasal

NOON: telegrama (ang tagal hintayin)
NGAYON: may email at text na! may kasama pang chat.

NOON: sa probinsiya namin nahihingi lang ang gulay na sariwa
NGAYON: kahit sa probinsiya dapat bibilhin mo na ang lahat

NOON: ang mister kelangan kumayod para me pang shopping si misis at pang tuition ng mga bata
NGAYON: ang misis kelangan kumayod para may pang sugal si mister at pang tuition ng mga bata

NOON: takot ang mga estudyante sa maestra
NGAYON: takot ang maestra sa estudyante

NOON: isang pan de sal halos di maubos dahil sa laki.
NGAYON: limang pan de sal na hindi kapa busog dahil sa liit.

NOON: Ang pampaputi pinapahid lang sa skin o kaya whitening soap
NGAYON: Iniinom na ang pampaputi

NOON:macho sya!
NGAYON:sexy na! hahahaha!!!!

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Re: Noon at Ngayon
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 02:22:45 AM »
 ;D  Hahaha dako kaayog kalainan

here's more

Noon at ngayon

Noon!
cati:mare.! bakit ka na-iimpake?
liaka:mag-aabroad na ko!!
cati: uuy siguro mayaman ka na no?

ngayon!
cati:mare.! bakit ka na-iimpake?
liaka:mag-aabroad na ko!!
cati: uuy siguro wala ka nang pera?


noon
asaika: o honey bakit nila kinukuha ung ating gamit?
Gabi: ang tawag dyan lipat bahay

ngayon
asaika: o honey bakit nila kinukuha ung ating gamit?
Gabi: ang tawag dyan akyat bahay ,dali kalagan mo ko!!

noon
voika: honey honey amoy pabango ka ng babae, nambabae ka no!!
lido: hindi hindi !tinesting ko ung pabangong binili ko sa iyo

ngayon

voika: honey honey amoy pabango ka ng babae, nambabae ka no!!
lido: hindi sister pabango ko yon



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Re: Noon at Ngayon
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 02:18:40 AM »
dako jud kaayo ug kalainan ang karon kaysa kagahapon.

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Re: Noon at Ngayon
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 04:22:05 AM »
Hala padayon kita pag comparar sa kaniadto ug sa karon;  ;D

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
              He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957: In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010: Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
        She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
        Johnny’s parents sue the school for negligence and the teacher for emotional
        trauma and win both cases.
        Mary, jobless and indebted, commits suicide by jumping off of a tall building.
        When she lands, she hits a car and also damages a potted pot.
        The car’s owner and the plant’s owner sue Mary’s estate for destruction of property.
        They both win.

Collage-Firecracker

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
              puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957: Ants die.

2010: BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism,
        FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
        Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1957: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2010: Pedro’s cause is taken up by state.
         Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
         requirement for graduation is racist.
         ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher.
         English banned from core curriculum.
         Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


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Re: Noon at Ngayon
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2010, 07:17:28 AM »
Noon:mga tao ay mga bobo
Ngayon: lalong bumobo na
tang ina

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Re: Noon at Ngayon
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2010, 09:03:13 AM »
NOON: isang pan de sal halos di maubos dahil sa laki.
NGAYON: limang pan de sal na hindi kapa busog dahil sa liit.

Kaniadto: pan de sal parehas kadak-a sa itlog sa toro
Karon: pan de sal parehas kadak-a sa itlog sa tawo

;D

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Re: Noon at Ngayon
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2010, 09:06:51 AM »
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
              He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957: In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010: Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
        She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
        Johnny’s parents sue the school for negligence and the teacher for emotional
        trauma and win both cases.
        Mary, jobless and indebted, commits suicide by jumping off of a tall building.
        When she lands, she hits a car and also damages a potted pot.
        The car’s owner and the plant’s owner sue Mary’s estate for destruction of property.
        They both win.

Ah, civilization!  :P

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