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How do you know when you’re dead?
« on: March 01, 2011, 09:54:09 PM »
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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2011, 12:22:50 AM »
una sa tanan, di na ka moginhawa.  ingon ani---> :-X

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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 01:35:34 AM »
una sa tanan, di na ka moginhawa.  ingon ani---> :-X

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salamat ma'am Isl sa naicontribute mong experinsya bahin nianang butanga.   ;D

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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2011, 01:54:31 AM »
i need to know, how ?
When you see all your dead friends and relatives in a place where God put you... and you can say holy guacamole I'm dead. :(

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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2011, 02:45:54 AM »
When you see all your dead friends and relatives in a place where God put you... and you can say holy guacamole I'm dead. :(

ma'am oi, simbako.

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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2011, 03:17:31 AM »
i need to know, how ?

Sayon ra na mahibaw-an oi... di ka ka attend sa sa misa ug sa lubong mismo  :'(

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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2011, 04:39:41 AM »
Sayon ra na mahibaw-an oi... di ka ka attend sa sa misa ug sa lubong mismo  :'(

 bwahahaha!!! PASAY- LOA! PASAY- LOA! ginoo siya PASAY-LOA :D

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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2011, 04:56:51 AM »
i need to know, how ?

how do you know when you're alive?



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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2011, 05:42:06 AM »
ma'am oi, simbako.

Aw, di pa diay ka andam, Bay Vist, mao mas maayo tingali nga di na lang ka mahibawo.

He he, morag parehas ka sa ikatulo aning mga tawhana...


After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"


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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2011, 06:48:30 AM »
When your heart stop beating,  your entire  skin color turned  purple/cyanotic
 your  pupils dilated, mouth open but no voice heard, no respiration, generalized mottling,
 your body becomes stiff as a board and the doctor had pronounced you "expired!"... ;D
 
 

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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2011, 07:54:50 AM »
When your heart stop beating,  your entire  skin color turned  purple/cyanotic
 your  pupils dilated, mouth open but no voice heard, no respiration, generalized mottling,
 your body becomes stiff as a board and the doctor had pronounced you "expired!"... ;D
 

Nah, samot nga makuyawan ani si Bay Vist!  ;D



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Re: How do you know when you’re dead?
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2011, 08:53:43 AM »
ma'am oi, simbako.
Bless your heart Vistabel.Simbako pod. :)

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