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Can someone, please answer these questions?
« on: August 05, 2009, 06:36:18 PM »
1.) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

2.) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

3.) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

4.) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

5.) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker?'

6.) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

7.) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

8.) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

9.) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 



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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2009, 08:48:41 PM »
Some more questions:

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

How come we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?



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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 09:07:03 PM »
Gener you are just so clever...

taym kay mangita ko ug answer...adto ko sa library hahaha!

i like it!

kana imong flying ug terminal, ug makabasa si banana ana, samot jud sha di mo lupad!

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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2009, 09:18:20 PM »
Gener you are just so clever...

taym kay mangita ko ug answer...adto ko sa library hahaha!

i like it!

kana imong flying ug terminal, ug makabasa si banana ana, samot jud sha di mo lupad!

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good luck and i hope makakakita ka ng sagot dyan sa library, hehehe
ako din natakot sa terminal, bale ba, papauwi akso sa pinas this coming august 10, hehehehe

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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 05:47:13 AM »
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 06:03:59 AM »
2.) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Our Maytag Refrigerator have both lights in the the fridge and freezer. They call it bottom drawer freezer.



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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 06:15:36 AM »
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 
The word "terminal" as use in the following domain:

Aerospace
   1. A point at which any element in a circuit may be directly connected to one or more other elements.2. Pertaining to a final condition or the last division of something, as terminal ballistics. (references)

Building & Civil Engineering
   The end of a transport route, regardless of whether special facilities exist for turning vehicles of handling passengers there. Source: European Union. (references)

Shipping
   An assigned area in which containers are prepared for loading into a vessel, train, truck, or airplane or are stacked immediately after discharge from the vessel, train, truck, or airplane. (references)

Transportation
   A place equipped for the transshipment and storage of ITUs. Source: European Union. (references)
    An area or enclosed structure that is used to load or unload passengers or cargo or to transfer them between different vehicles on the same transportation modal network. See: Intermodal Transportation Facility. (references)

Science
   Borne at the end. (references)

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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 06:17:17 AM »
#  Transportation term - a building where trips on a transportation service begin and end.

    * Airport terminal - one or more buildings at an airport where passengers transfer from ground transportation to the facilities that allow them to board airplanes.
    * Railroad terminal (see train station) - a passenger rail station where rail service begins and ends; the end of the line. For example:
          o Grand Central Terminal in New York City (commonly misidentified as "Grand Central Station")
          o Cincinnati Union Terminal.

# Medical term - Fatal, resulting in death

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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 01:28:19 PM »

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


When I read the lines above, I can't help but laugh since I remember something in the past. When I was a child, I asked my big brother the same question regarding that Coyote and you know what my brother said? Road runner is the only vendor that serves dinner that's why he keep on chasing it ;D

As to the 'elevator' kind of a thing, during my stay in Japan as a technical trainee, I was billeted in a hotel with the rest of other scholars from other countries. Being in a place where cultural differences are quite obvious, I was annoyed with other people's tendency of pushing the elevator button repeatedly and abruptly that at one point, I almost caught in between the elevator door when I was about to enter. One day, being the first occupant of the elevator, I pressed all the buttons of all the floors (mind you, I was staying in the 8th floor of the hotel) and I put 'kulangot' on the "CLOSED" button of the elevator. When other trainees started to enter the elevator flight one after the other, they saw all the floor buttons lit up and nobody dared to press the 'CLOSED" button for there was "something" on it. I just laughed all the way to the ground floor.
HAHAHA, Iba ang PINOY pag nabanas, MATINDI ;D

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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 08:59:45 PM »
wahahahha! nahimo dayun kang suspect sa kulangot Gener? hahahha!

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Re: Can someone, please answer these questions?
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2009, 10:38:40 PM »
hahaha! palamuot ang kulangot sa close button sa elevator... next time i am gonna inspect elevator buttons (especially the ones with CLOSE) closely....

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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2009, 11:53:49 PM »
hahaha! palamuot ang kulangot sa close button sa elevator... next time i am gonna inspect elevator buttons (especially the ones with CLOSE) closely....


hala ako sad! hahahahha! wa baja ko mag bantay ana basi naa pay mas weird sa kulangot!

speaking og pahiranay, sa didto mi sa Vegas, among room kay suite, premiro nga room among gi check in unta ning balhin mi pagka ikaduha ka adlaw kay akong namatikdan nga ang picture frame sa bongnong dapit sa headboard naay duha ka shoe print, left and right, dayun aay murag nag wisik nga na uga nga i dont know what! kataw ana kay wa tingali to makita sa cleaning crew ang picture frame nga na uga nalang tawon ang sip-on kay tingali dugay na to. wahahahhaa!

naka get mo sa akong story?

ako man gud ug mo check ug hotel mag usi usi jud ko ug mga sip-on sa bed covers kay ang uban nga hotels di man mag ilis ilis ug bed covers. mao nga before ko lingkod sa bed ako jud na sutaon ug limpyo ba, wa bay sip-on nga nahabilin gikan sa previous tenant. hahahahhaha!

mao na injung bantayan mga kaigsoonan!

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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 12:45:20 AM »
Unsaon pagkatulog sa buktot?
Nganong ma French fries man ang Irish potato kon i-deep fry?

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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2009, 10:38:03 PM »

hala ako sad! hahahahha! wa baja ko mag bantay ana basi naa pay mas weird sa kulangot!

speaking og pahiranay, sa didto mi sa Vegas, among room kay suite, premiro nga room among gi check in unta ning balhin mi pagka ikaduha ka adlaw kay akong namatikdan nga ang picture frame sa bongnong dapit sa headboard naay duha ka shoe print, left and right, dayun aay murag nag wisik nga na uga nga i dont know what! kataw ana kay wa tingali to makita sa cleaning crew ang picture frame nga na uga nalang tawon ang sip-on kay tingali dugay na to. wahahahhaa!

naka get mo sa akong story?

ako man gud ug mo check ug hotel mag usi usi jud ko ug mga sip-on sa bed covers kay ang uban nga hotels di man mag ilis ilis ug bed covers. mao nga before ko lingkod sa bed ako jud na sutaon ug limpyo ba, wa bay sip-on nga nahabilin gikan sa previous tenant. hahahahhaha!

mao na injung bantayan mga kaigsoonan!

medyo kasabot ako ng konti sa imong istorya :-) pero why would somebody raise both feet off the ground and rest both of it on top of the headboard, unless....hehehehe, your guess is good as mine...ops its not what you think? baka nangawit lang kaya itinaas, hahahha

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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2009, 10:44:38 PM »
Bai Gener, basi mao to ija paagi ma relieve ijang pin-ot sa ilong! who knows noh? dayun tingali pag blow nija sa ijang ilong ning talsik sa picture frame! hahahahha!

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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2009, 11:08:10 PM »
Bai Gener, basi mao to ija paagi ma relieve ijang pin-ot sa ilong! who knows noh? dayun tingali pag blow nija sa ijang ilong ning talsik sa picture frame! hahahahha!

hahaha, pwede rin, but i was thinking of something else, maybe it could be....??? hahaha

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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2009, 11:13:16 PM »
hahaha, pwede rin, but i was thinking of something else, maybe it could be....??? hahaha


That was it, wa mo nang sabihin baka ma scandal ka! hahahhaa!

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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2009, 11:16:27 PM »
Layo-a ud ang gitugpahan sa giwisik. Unless kon nag "wheelbarrow" sila around the room.

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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2009, 11:23:02 PM »
Layo-a ud ang gitugpahan sa giwisik. Unless kon nag "wheelbarrow" sila around the room.

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Layo-a ud ang gitugpahan sa giwisik. Unless kon nag "wheelbarrow" sila around the room.

Kompyansa ka'g batan-on? nga ug sila pa mabuta man daw  ka ug ma igo ka?

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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2009, 01:14:26 AM »
hahaha tua na sab padulong napod nis kaon.

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Kompyansa ka'g batan-on? nga ug sila pa mabuta man daw  ka ug ma igo ka?

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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2009, 01:15:53 AM »
hahaha tua na sab padulong napod nis kaon.

. . . kaon og unsa?

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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2009, 06:55:35 AM »
Some more questions:

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

because when they see those solid yellow lines,  they think carrots can also grow on the pavement.

How come we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
because there are just two choices to choose from for President: ANG BOBO, at ANG MAGALING.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

because once the plane is airborne, if it falls down from the sky, you're for 100% SURE terminated.

hehehe.

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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2009, 12:53:31 PM »
because when they see those solid yellow lines,  they think carrots can also grow on the pavement.
because there are just two choices to choose from for President: ANG BOBO, at ANG MAGALING.

because once the plane is airborne, if it falls down from the sky, you're for 100% SURE terminated.

hehehe.

AHHAHA, AYOS

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« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2009, 11:14:51 PM »
1.) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

2.) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

3.) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

4.) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

5.) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker?'

6.) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

7.) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

8.) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

9.) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 



1. because that is what garbage can in the kitchen is for.

2. because you bought an old second-hand freezer, which has no light built in it yet.

3. yes, so long as the dead is not the one on the wheel.

hahaha...


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« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2009, 12:44:09 PM »
3. yes, so long as the dead is not the one on the wheel.

hahaha...


LOL, katakot siguro ito pag nangyari :-)

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« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2009, 10:38:35 PM »
Unsaon pagkatulog sa buktot?

Nganong ma French fries man ang Irish potato kon i-deep fry?


Koddi, like you magpijong ang buktot ug matulog  ;D

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« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2009, 10:57:14 PM »
mao ra na sa pangutana: Unsaon sa buta pagpangayo og tubig.  ;D

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« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2009, 10:59:16 PM »
Mura ra diay na ug unsaon pag siyagit sa amang???

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« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2009, 05:33:38 AM »
mao ra sad na sa pangutana, nganong dili kabangon ang puti nga baboy nga upat man ang tiil?

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