Author Topic: Withdrawal Method (Read 82332 times)

bol-anon nga cebuano · « **on:** November 05, 2008, 11:41:11 PM »

is a myth or true that withdrawal method can cause memory loss or sometimes anxiety?

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A Layman · « **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2008, 11:52:19 PM »

BNC, gahuwat huwat sab ko nga adunay mag react sa imong topic, wa pa man. Pwede ko moapil diri? Morag very interesting ang topic mo.

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slackware · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2008, 12:11:09 AM »

mahimong cause sa pagkasaputon

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swakee · « **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2008, 12:53:51 AM »

kinsa may maapektuhan you mean? ang baje o ang laki?

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pioneer · « **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2008, 12:54:42 AM »

It's a myth. Your memory will remain intact, but your mode won't.

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kiamoy · « **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2008, 01:10:11 AM »

d pud tale memory loss,, anxiety nalang kay gisapot.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2008, 04:48:32 AM »

is a myth or true that withdrawal method can cause memory loss or sometimes anxiety?

Kinsa man sad kuno dili ma ANXIETY ana nga nag lami na ibton pa! ikaw kuno di ba ka manikbas sa ponu-an ug kapayas ana!!! jhahahahha

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2008, 04:49:34 AM »

kinsa may maapektuhan you mean? ang baje o ang laki?

Di na mahitabo nako Swaks kay makig sabot man jud ko nga ako'y una! bahala na sila unsaon nila ilaha (orgasm) hahahahah

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Happy · « **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2008, 04:55:14 AM »

hahaha kalingaw

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hofelina · « **Reply #9 on:** November 06, 2008, 05:30:01 AM »

In a heightened tension, anticipating orgasm unja hos-on, pastilan..., very detrimental!!!!!! I have experience it, stonewalling is the result. It is difficult to release the accumulated heat.

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kiamoy · « **Reply #10 on:** November 06, 2008, 05:51:37 AM »

Di na mahitabo nako Swaks kay makig sabot man jud ko nga ako'y una! bahala na sila unsaon nila ilaha (orgasm) hahahahah

te mag think nalang sila ug lain.. asin lain daw ila i think.ang lisud ug magthink ug joke nya kalit katawa kusog..haha

mao. di lang tale sapot apil pa sampa.

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #11 on:** November 06, 2008, 09:03:42 AM »

depende sa pag "da" na. ingon sila inig hugot syagit OOOOOOOHHH! para pa wa sa sapot! o di kaha mag sopot?

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A Layman · « **Reply #12 on:** November 06, 2008, 09:31:44 AM »

Ang withdrawal, parang bangko pod na. When you withdraw you lost your interest.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #13 on:** November 06, 2008, 10:31:22 AM »

ma shu-ang man ko ani nga thread oi! hahahahha

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swakee · « **Reply #14 on:** November 06, 2008, 11:58:19 AM »

nag-wonder lang gud ko anang ibton nya you're in the middle of seventh heaven... how about anang "faking?"

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slackware · « **Reply #15 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:08:42 AM »

ibton gud aron di mabuntis.

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #16 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:08:55 AM »

bitaw. the reason why ask this is question because i can always hear people telling: sige man gud ka withdrawal maong nalimtanon naka. and take note that our country is in the height of the argument about reproductive health bill in which it's promoting contraceptives for families to prevent from getting bigger.

there are so many reasons people can give about each contraceptives:
1. condom - ang mga moingon wala kuno lami. ikaw ba magkaon ug saging or kendi nga naay putos lami lami ba.
2. pills - ang mga babaye dili ganahan kay kasagaran makatambok nya duna sad kuno daghang side effects ang pills
3. ligation - dili sad musogot ang mga babaye kay mao gihapon naay mga side effects
4. vasectomy - ang mga babaye dili sad gihapon mosugot kay mosamot na hinuon nya kauwagan ilang mga bana

mao nga last resort is withdrawal. naghuna huna ko unsa kaha no suwayan namo. hehehehe. maayo ni kay pirme pero ibtanay lang. kami karon natural method lang sa mi, rhythm method. maong panagsa ra unya nasipyat man mi sa una kay nasundan man dayon among kamaguwangan kay nasayop ug kwenta. haskang ahaka.

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slackware · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:14:39 AM »

mas lami ang anal!

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #18 on:** November 07, 2008, 10:07:31 AM »

tama ka slack, ang kaibahan lang murag kuwang ijang init sa ilawom. pero pwede na unsa kaha sa baji okay ra sila?

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Raquelproud boholana · « **Reply #19 on:** November 07, 2008, 11:19:17 AM »

Withrawal or Onanism is actually displeasing to God. "Coitus Interuptus"So when Onan went in to his brother's wife he spilled the semen on the ground, lest he give offspring to his brother. And what he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord, and he slew him also." (Gen. 38, 9-10)
If we were to apply that principle to understanding the sin of Onan the result would be pretty straight forward. The act which God abhors is enjoying sex without accepting its natural consequence: the conception of a child.
I sometimes think nga how close we are nga wa mo exist.Do you also think that?What if sa days nga giplan ta sa Ginoo nga ma concieve atong parents nag sex unya giwithraw.I am number eight child and very grateful about my existense.Made me wonder sometimes what if my parents never cooperate God plan,what if after number seven child ingon sila nga sakto na siguro wa gyud ko mo exist but I am thankful gi accomplish sa akong parents ang plan sa Ginoo.
Dawaton nalang gud unsa ang plano sa Ginoo di likayan.He has plan and we are here to accomplish His Plan.Bisan pa unsa ka daghan semen kung di hatagan na ug soul sa Ginoo di gyud na mahimong bata.

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Moyhua · « **Reply #20 on:** November 07, 2008, 11:28:46 AM »

Withdrawal? Naka experience jud ko ana. Labihan man jud nako ka suko. As in ni ulbo akong kas-pa nga murag polard! Akong gi sipa-sipa jud akong bana. Akong gi punished.

Kanang condom? wlay lami, hapdos unya manginit kadugayan.

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #21 on:** November 07, 2008, 11:30:03 AM »

HAHAHAHAHA! nice anjie sa anal naa kay ika istorya?

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Moyhua · « **Reply #22 on:** November 07, 2008, 11:57:18 AM »

wla ko anang anal, kay design lng na sya for exit not for entrance. Oral noon..hahahahahaha

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-<GEC348>- · « **Reply #23 on:** November 07, 2008, 11:58:51 AM »

Withrawal or Onanism is actually displeasing to God. "Coitus Interuptus"So when Onan went in to his brother's wife he spilled the semen on the ground, lest he give offspring to his brother. And what he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord, and he slew him also." (Gen. 38, 9-10)
If we were to apply that principle to understanding the sin of Onan the result would be pretty straight forward. The act which God abhors is enjoying sex without accepting its natural consequence: the conception of a child.
I sometimes think nga how close we are nga wa mo exist.Do you also think that?What if sa days nga giplan ta sa Ginoo nga ma concieve atong parents nag sex unya giwithraw.I am number eight child and very grateful about my existense.Made me wonder sometimes what if my parents never cooperate God plan,what if after number seven child ingon sila nga sakto na siguro wa gyud ko mo exist but I am thankful gi accomplish sa akong parents ang plan sa Ginoo.
Dawaton nalang gud unsa ang plano sa Ginoo di likayan.He has plan and we are here to accomplish His Plan.Bisan pa unsa ka daghan semen kung di hatagan na ug soul sa Ginoo di gyud na mahimong bata.

Very interesting, Raquel.

But was Onan slain by God because he slept with his brother's wife or for spilling his seeds on the ground? Had he not spilled his seeds, would his life be spared despite having slept with his brother's wife? Or was the fact alone of sleeping with his sister-in-law enough the get the wrath of God?

David committed murder just so he could sleep with Batsheba. But God did not take his life away.

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pioneer · « **Reply #24 on:** November 07, 2008, 12:16:54 PM »

You have the point, GEC. The text says "what he did was displeasing to the Lord." I believe it was the act of adultery that displeased God. Onan's spilling his semen to the ground was only consequential to his primary sin, which is sleeping with his brother's wife, because he feared pregnancy.

What was there to spill if, in the first place, he did not sleep with his sister-in-law?

The Bible is not so clear on whether withdrawal constitutes sin.

How about a rape victim who bears a child from a rapist? If the rapist spilled his semen to the ground to avoid pregnancy, will that act make the rapist less devilish?

The question now is: which is sin? The act of raping? Or the act of spilling the semen to the ground?

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Raquelproud boholana · « **Reply #25 on:** November 07, 2008, 12:56:04 PM »

Wanna make things clear here.Onan's real sin, many now maintain, was not the spilling of his seed on the ground, but rather his refusal to fulfill the Levirate law which required him to give his sister-in-law Tamar a child after his brother Er* had died. That levirate interpretation seems to have convinced most modern scholars. However, we must ask if there is not something also wrong in the way Onan failed to fulfill the Levirate law. After all Onan's younger brother Shelah did not enable Tamar to have a child, but he was not slain. The crucial difference between Onan and Shelah was that the latter did not "lay" with his sister-in-law and then interrupt the act. (cf. Gen 38:14)
Tamar did finally conceive a son by tricking her father-in-law. Judah's incest was shameful, but it was not punished as severely as Onan's coitus interruptus. All this is jarring to our modern sensibilities. Still Matthew saw some merit in it. Tamar is one of four women mentioned in his list of the ancestors of Jesus!(Matt. 1:3)
On rape.Rape is an act of violence not procreation.
On rape victim who bears a child of a rapist: My take on that is Try focusing on the child and not the mother or the father. What did this child ever do that it deserves to die? Killing the child is not going to un-rape the mother, nor is it going to punish the father. There is a common emotion that seems to make us think we can undo the original violence by more violence.

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Raquelproud boholana · « **Reply #26 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:08:16 PM »

On why withrawal is sinful to married couples first of all because the main purpose of marriage is procreation.One of the greatest mistakes the human heart can make is to seek pleasure as a goal of life. Pleasure is a by-product of the fulfillment of duty; it is a bridesmaid, not a bride; it is something which attends and waits on man when he does that which he ought. To go through life with the idea of always having a good time is not to have a good time. A boy does not eat ice cream to have pleasure; he has a pleasure because he eats ice cream. The satisfaction of the appetite of hunger gives pleasure, but one does not eat just to have pleasure. One does not marry to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; one enjoys the pleasures of marriage because one fulfills to the utmost the functions and obligations of the married state. A good husband wants to love and to have a happy life; a wicked husband wants to be loved and to enjoy himself. The good man seeks a woman to complement his imperfection and to work toward mutual enrichment. The evil man wants to immolate a woman in order to enjoy himself. The happiness of marriage is in a certain sense a prepayment of God for its trials. Because its burdens are many, its pleasures are meant to be many. The honeymoon precedes the labors of birth, and is a credit God extends in advance because of the responsibilities involved.

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TOPAC · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:52:04 PM »

raquel, join ko ini nga thread ha. i thought pro abortion ka sa obama nga thread. now im enlightened. sorry.

ganahan unta ko comment pero nausab na ako hunahuna kay basin gamiton sa akong makaatbang pagka presidente sa amung dajung ang ako gipangsulti ini... enjoy na lang mu dire.. im just around the corner.. hehe

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hofelina · « **Reply #28 on:** November 07, 2008, 03:53:52 PM »

Yehey Mabuhay si Calle pagka Presidente sa Dajung!

Women has most to suffer, just like the Viagra. Men are enjoying this, but were they able to ask women if we approve of Viagra where they have a prolonged erection, hapdus gud kana!

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TOPAC · « **Reply #29 on:** November 07, 2008, 04:17:40 PM »

thanks hofelina..
kapoy diri work.. way niabot nga trabahuonon.. whole day tawn ko mag atubang sa tb..

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Raquelproud boholana · « **Reply #30 on:** November 07, 2008, 09:44:41 PM »

Calle I am prolife but this never mean nga Mcain ko or againts Obama.Prolife gani involve na tanan.How can we be prolife kung pro war ta.War kill people it sometimes kill innocent civilian.Less important ba diay ang kinabuhi sa mga sundalo ug civilian involve sa war kay sa mga unborn children.We have same equal right.I stand for life because I exist.
Bisan pro abortion ang nakadaug nga presidente Calle he is not the one who make the law anyway.He will sign the bill into law or veto.It's the congress who make the law so mag ampo lang ta naa pay daghan tawo sa congress nga mo stand for life sa mga unborn ug life overall.

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #31 on:** November 07, 2008, 11:09:52 PM »

mas lami ang anal!

kasuway na diay ka ana slack? grabeha sad nimo, unsay feeling? hehehe

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slackware · « **Reply #32 on:** November 08, 2008, 12:02:57 AM »

kasuway na diay ka ana slack? grabeha sad nimo, unsay feeling? hehehe

no comment!

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lindy · « **Reply #33 on:** November 08, 2008, 02:35:25 AM »

ajaw dihag jaga jaga Dong ha! uso raba diha nang mga arabo manglubot kay way baji.

akoy nitira ug anal sa akong exgf b4 lami uy perteng huguta! matud pa sa ak0ng exgf, naa sad daw g-spot sa ilawom sa anus lami sad daw. pero wala ko kasulay na akoy gitira ug anal! heheheheheh

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slackware · « **Reply #34 on:** November 08, 2008, 02:38:50 AM »

daghang b***t dire uy! ug magkasinabot magkalobot!

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #35 on:** November 08, 2008, 05:06:19 AM »

hala,unswa na ni

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borobotoy · « **Reply #36 on:** November 08, 2008, 07:42:36 AM »

is a myth or true that withdrawal method can cause memory loss or sometimes anxiety?

i dont know...wa paman pod ko so far...lol

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Moyhua · « **Reply #37 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:13:21 AM »

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #38 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:56:06 AM »

is a myth or true that withdrawal method can cause memory loss or sometimes anxiety?

It does cause anxiety.

The Physiology of drug addiction, is that one's body becomes accustomed to the intake of said specific drug. The certain neurotransmitter that the said drug induces is procured; however when one inhibits the intake of said drug, the body runs into conflict.

Pleasure responses in the brain are a type of reward pathway whereby activating dopamine receptors encourages repetition of the responsible behavior. Drug addiction interferes with/over-activates this natural cycle by altering neural function in such a way as to render the brain circuits mediating various behavioral effects of these drugs more, or less, responsive to those effects. Several neurotransmitter and neuropeptide systems have been shown to disrupt brain circuits mediating mood, affecting the underlying addiction process. Beyond the effects on serotonin and norepinephrine levels, which in turn affect mood and the pleasure-response system, drugs also inhibit an individual's decision-making process, implying an inhibition of free will and a hindrance of the I-function.

This is a current Law and Specific Study subset within the field of Medical Psychiatry, actually.

And this said topic is not a 'myth' but is Natural and Scientific Law.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #39 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:57:15 AM »

BNC, this is a really good thread. Thank You for starting this.

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wardiflex · « **Reply #40 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:01:25 AM »

wow.. read read lng ako ha...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #41 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:40:52 AM »

Wardi, esmangil jud ka duh!

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insurectus · « **Reply #42 on:** November 09, 2008, 07:50:40 AM »

mas makasapot kung way mogawas or kanang wla pa maghuman
unya maghinay2 og kapawng

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Moyhua · « **Reply #43 on:** November 10, 2008, 07:40:22 AM »

unya maghinay2 og kapawng? Unsa guy napawng insurectus?

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #44 on:** November 11, 2008, 12:17:19 AM »

now that i know that truth, i will no longer pursue my plan. hehehe.
we rather use condom than to cause anxiety to me and to my wife.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #45 on:** November 11, 2008, 01:42:24 AM »

tinuod man na! pero abi ninyo, naa ra jud na sa sabut! mag sabut jud diay b4 mag ANA!

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david · « **Reply #46 on:** November 11, 2008, 02:24:45 AM »

mura diay og mag sabot nga mag inom ta, ako tuba imo binti og kinsay mounag kahubog isuka ra man

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lindy · « **Reply #47 on:** November 11, 2008, 02:35:56 AM »

mao nay giingon sa mga tiguwang ug napildi ang lubot gumikan sa sabot.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #48 on:** November 11, 2008, 06:07:40 AM »

bwahahhaha!

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #49 on:** November 11, 2008, 08:46:43 AM »

usbon nako, basta ug ibton, sagit gyud ug hhhhhhhoooooooooooooo! aaaahhhh!

para pawas sapot! hehehe!

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lindy · « **Reply #50 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:27:19 AM »

ang kanang makasapot kanang di makahuman kay nabitin.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #51 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:30:08 AM »

bwahaha!

ning tingog na jud ang mga sunoy!

hahahahha

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lindy · « **Reply #52 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:31:35 AM »

nga tag as na ug tahud!

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Moyhua · « **Reply #53 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:38:21 AM »

usbon nako, basta ug ibton, sagit gyud ug hhhhhhhoooooooooooooo! aaaahhhh!

para pawas sapot! hehehe!

Buwad dli jud na pwede nako nga ingon ana lng! Sa tinuod lng ko mabitin gani ko, murag lami jud mopatay og tawo. Mag lungot lungot jud ko if dli ko makabawi

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #54 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:39:32 AM »

hahahahahah! dapat ma una ka angie usa ibton!!!

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Moyhua · « **Reply #55 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:45:51 AM »

gusto ko sabay jud. kung wla pa akong partner makahuwat man ko

hehehehe

ambot ba oi! mavo-ang ko vayot!

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sab_sad · « **Reply #56 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:53:47 AM »

no comment sahko ani. PG13 pko...tabang rakog katawa ani pra malingaw. anah d i na? wink!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #57 on:** November 11, 2008, 12:14:53 PM »

Kamong mga batan-on gusto jud ug DUET! kaming naa nay mga tahon (according to Lindy dear) pwede na sabut-saboton! ahahahaha

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #58 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:15:36 PM »

lami man jud ning magdungan pero para nako akong paunahon akong partner kay ako ra man sad apson. kapoy man sad ning madugay kay maminhod atong lubot.

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slackware · « **Reply #59 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »

lami man jud ning magdungan pero para nako akong paunahon akong partner kay ako ra man sad apson. kapoy man sad ning madugay kay maminhod atong lubot.

inom ug honeymoon tea mapalit sa mga leading drugstores nationwide

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lindy · « **Reply #60 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:00:16 AM »

unsa may resulta ug moinom ug honeymoon tea Dong?

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david · « **Reply #61 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:02:46 AM »

basin tea tea mo tigas

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lindy · « **Reply #62 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:07:13 AM »

bay kumosta ang panahon duha sa inyo? diri sa amo nag ulan, hangin ug bugnaw.

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david · « **Reply #63 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:22:40 AM »

bay kumosta ang panahon duha sa inyo? diri sa amo nag ulan, hangin ug bugnaw.

uwan pod bai, tugnaw pod, tungod sa katugnaw dili pwede mag withdrawal

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david · « **Reply #64 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:24:22 AM »

ma withdraw pa ang kwarta sa bangko, pero si manoy di pwede mo withdraw

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lindy · « **Reply #65 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:26:33 AM »

hahaha kana bay maoy klaro. kanang withrawal dili na moangay ug interest.

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david · « **Reply #66 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:38:08 AM »

siyam pa ka buwan paaboton bay og magpaabot kag interest

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #67 on:** November 12, 2008, 02:33:05 AM »

bwahahahaha!

mashu-ang ko sa mga talisayon diri! wahahah

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lindy · « **Reply #68 on:** November 12, 2008, 02:56:03 AM »

hahaha tugnaw man gud my dear walay lingaw.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #69 on:** November 12, 2008, 07:28:57 AM »

mao bitaw oi! pastilan ang mga mananagat ani sa atoa malingaw jud unta ug naa pa ni sa atoa! hahahha

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Moyhua · « **Reply #70 on:** November 12, 2008, 07:37:09 AM »

correct jud. sa panahon karon nga bugnaw, pirmi deposit jud oi.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #71 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:29:30 AM »

sus lagi si Angie'lina expert kaajo! hahahha

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #72 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:04:36 PM »

basta mga laki inig hugot singit gyud ug aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! ooooooooohhhhhhh!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #73 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:31:47 PM »

di na na applicable namo diri! kay bisan unsaon tikangkang di na mo turok! hahahhaha

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #74 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:42:11 PM »

MDB - that'l be solve with the wonder viagra

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #75 on:** November 12, 2008, 01:25:34 PM »

ay! wa pa mi bayagra2x! pero bisan unsaon ug kizod di na maburos, so nganong withdrahon pa man? maayo nalang na maka interest unta?

shalan ang jerjer karon mura naman ug 5/6! hahahha

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #76 on:** November 12, 2008, 01:26:31 PM »

hahahaha! go and enjoy life!!!

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A Layman · « **Reply #77 on:** November 12, 2008, 01:52:36 PM »

Oi , wa joy lami ug bayag ra. Di kadot. Maajo jod tong pansak pansak! LOL

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lindy · « **Reply #78 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:17:23 AM »

bwahahaha korek ka gyud my dear. ngano ibton man nga nga naglisod naman gani kuno ug tanom.

ay! wa pa mi bayagra2x! pero bisan unsaon ug kizod di na maburos, so nganong withdrahon pa man? maayo nalang na maka interest unta?

shalan ang jerjer karon mura naman ug 5/6! hahahha

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #79 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:23:42 AM »

hahahha

mabuang ko ninyo oi!

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #80 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:25:51 AM »

unsaon nalang jud ning atong panginabuhian ani kung magsige lang ta ug luyong.
matud pa sa akong siligan dili siya magminyo kay maminyo ba diay kuno ang sunoy.
igo ra man kuno na mangupa.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #81 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:27:38 AM »

korek! tinuod jud!

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A Layman · « **Reply #82 on:** November 13, 2008, 09:23:25 AM »

Oi, na a koy i share ninyo. Dili man siguro ni offensive. Bahin ra ni sa panan aw sa tawo sa usa ka butang nga inyong ipawidraw. This is all about how one defines the male sexual organ. Depende kasi na sa imong upbringing aron nimo ma describe o ma define ang usa ka butang, di ba?

"Alright class," sabi ng teacher ng isang Biology Class, "give me your definition of a penis (hmmm)."

these are what they anwered:

Student A: (a son of a military general) "A penis is like a gentleman. It salutes when he sees a beautiful lady."

Student B: (a bading) "A penis is like a gossip, it passes from one mouth to the other."

Student C: (a son of a banker) "A penis is like a bank, it losses its interest when it withdraws."

Tanong: Kinsa nila ang korek?

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #83 on:** November 13, 2008, 09:55:59 AM »

so, it depends diay ibtun ba ug dili.

sa ako sitwasyon ibton pa pag turok wa pay problema!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #84 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:16:25 AM »

Oi, na a koy i share ninyo. Dili man siguro ni offensive. Bahin ra ni sa panan aw sa tawo sa usa ka butang nga inyong ipawidraw. This is all about how one defines the male sexual organ. Depende kasi na sa imong upbringing aron nimo ma describe o ma define ang usa ka butang, di ba?

"Alright class," sabi ng teacher ng isang Biology Class, "give me your definition of a penis (hmmm)."

these are what they anwered:

Student A: (a son of a military general) "A penis is like a gentleman. It salutes when he sees a beautiful lady."

Student B: (a bading) "A penis is like a gossip, it passes from one mouth to the other."

Student C: (a son of a banker) "A penis is like a bank, it losses its interest when it withdraws."

Tanong: Kinsa nila ang korek?

hahahaha!

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Moyhua · « **Reply #85 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:24:27 AM »

All of the above!

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A Layman · « **Reply #86 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:27:10 AM »

Buwa ha ha ha...sakit akong tiyan!!!!

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #87 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:38:12 AM »

hehhheeheh! rak it LAY!

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A Layman · « **Reply #88 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:40:42 AM »

Alelluya...Nagkaluya na sab ko..Haaaay!!!

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TOPAC · « **Reply #89 on:** November 13, 2008, 11:14:08 AM »

Hos-a-nah!!!

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #90 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:01:56 AM »

I've got similar one but this one is more candid.

Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

EMCEE : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....

(Applause!.... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause!... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause!... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
EMCEE : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....

(Applause!... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

(Applause!..Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.

(Applause!..Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
EMCEE : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
EMCEE : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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A Layman · « **Reply #91 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:41:52 AM »

Dugangan pa ni nato Bai BNC ha?

EMCEE: Here now comes the beauty candidate from Mindanao! Miss Mindanao, would you mind telling us your plans should you will win this beauty contest?

Miss Mindanao: Hmmm....I hab mani plants Sir.
EMCEE: Aha...go ahead. Tell us all of them.
Miss Mindanao: In Cagayan de Oro Sir, we hab tomato, in Cotabato we hab fine afol, in Dabaw we hab Durian.
EMCEE: Ok, thank you Miss Mindanao. A big hand for Miss Mindanao!

Commotion...commotion...commotion

EMCEE: Next, candidate is Miss Visayas! Miss Visayas, would you mind telling us your favorite color?
Miss Visayas: My favorite color Sir is Vermilion Red.
EMCEE: Can you spell your favorite color?
Miss Visayas: Ahe...hmmm...pwede ba sir red na lang?
EMCEE: Go ahead Miss Visayas.
Miss Visayas: Red, R...I...D, Red
EMCEE: Emmm...thank you Miss Visayas.

Commotion...commotion...commotion!!!

EMCEE: And last but not the least, our candidate from Luzon!!! Miss Luzon, you are looking so gorgeous tonight.
Miss Luzon: Think you sir.
EMCEE: Miss Luzon, if ever you win this beauty contest tonight, would you mind saying few words of appreciation to the audience?
Miss Luzon: Hmmm...The honorable judges an to all of you here, think you so much. I em hapi to invite you all to eat my house to celebrate. My father died two carabaos, one boy and one girl to eat you all. Think you.

Hu hu hu

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #92 on:** November 15, 2008, 02:02:57 AM »

kanang nga mga contestant murag produkto na sa withdrawal method nga nabinlan.

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Happy · « **Reply #93 on:** November 15, 2008, 02:39:27 AM »

kani nga thread dili ni maka forgetful, maka shuang ni ug kinatawa

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lindy · « **Reply #94 on:** November 15, 2008, 04:44:49 AM »

unsaon kay true to life story man gyud ni Day.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #95 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:50:20 AM »

kanang nga mga contestant murag produkto na sa withdrawal method nga nabinlan.

bwahahwhehehe

sus ug maka dungog pa mo ug unsa ko kalanog diri! hahahhaha

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #96 on:** November 15, 2008, 07:36:54 AM »

Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant: Uhmmâ€¦ taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.

Host: Whatâ€™s your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmmâ€¦ I am not sureâ€¦
Host: Hindiâ€¦ Kunwari ikaw, more or lessâ€¦?
Girl: Uhmmâ€¦ more.
(crowd booingâ€¦)
Sige, Sigeâ€¦ Less, lessâ€¦.

Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.

(Gay Contest)
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang badingâ€¦(long pause)â€¦Ano nga po ulit yung question?

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: Iâ€™ll be 28.

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didnâ€™t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride.
What do you think of me, did you walk?

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Moyhua · « **Reply #97 on:** November 15, 2008, 09:42:10 AM »

Lawyer1: (Questioning the rape suspect) "What did you did?"
Lawyer2: Objection your honor! What English do u has!

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A Layman · « **Reply #98 on:** November 15, 2008, 10:38:43 AM »

He he he, palamoot sad mo diha. Bwa ha ha...

Rape na pod ta ini.

LAWYER to the victim: How did you feel when the male sexual organ entered into your vagina?
Court INTERPRETER to the victim: Unsa man kunoy imong gibati sa pag sulod sa ORGAN sa lalaki diha sa imong b*l*t?
VICTIM (not so familiar with English words, sobbing): Hu hu hu hu! Gitabangan na jod ko ninjong tanan. Kamong mga lalaki pareparehas lang jod mong tanan. Ako na ang nabiktima gi ulaw ulawan pa jod ko ninjo. Hu hu hu hu! Unsa man ang injong pagtan aw diay nako? Simbahan sa Quiapo? Nga dagko kaajog pwerta?
LAWYER: Why did you say so?
INTERPRETER: Ngano man kuno nga niingon ka man niana?
VICTIM: Niingon ka man jod nga maarang ang ORGAN sa ahong b*l*t. Di kana tinuod oi!
LAWYER: Then tell us the truth.
INTERPRETER: Sige, isulti kuno ang kamatuoran.
VICTIM: Sa pagkatinuod atorni, dili ORGAN ang nisulod sa akong b*l*t oi kundi FLUTE!

Ngok...ngok...ngok!!!

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lindy · « **Reply #99 on:** November 15, 2008, 03:43:47 PM »

buanga nimo layman naugtas kog katawa diri. natingala na nuon ning akong tupad nga iring ug naunsa ko.

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