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Some more things to think about:

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's in whack?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale
bread to begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
person who drives race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?

"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language.  Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
surgeons debarked, and drycleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald
men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks so, I wondered, what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't
they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the
mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says, "It's only a game." when their team is
winning.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come
from?


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