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Nonsense Generation?
« on: August 08, 2013, 11:24:34 AM »
Nonsense Generation (reposted from FB)

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who's far away from me. I'm now in Ghana while he lives in the UK. We met in a dating website, became friends in Facebook, had long chats in Whatsapp, developed a relationship via Viber and agree to marry on Skype. Need ur blessings and good wishes.

Dad: Wonderful!! Get married on Twitter, have fun in Tango. Buy your kids from e-Bay, send them via Gmail. And if you get fed up with him, just press Delete. Ok?

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Re: Nonsense Generation?
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2013, 03:14:04 PM »
He he, mao ni ang nakanindot, one can delete oneself...

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Re: Nonsense Generation?
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2013, 04:47:53 PM »

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Re: Nonsense Generation?
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2013, 10:09:47 PM »
ano kaya ang mukha ng nagde-delete sa sarili? 8)

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Re: Nonsense Generation?
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2013, 11:12:53 PM »
He he, mao ni ang nakanindot, one can delete oneself...
i will delete myself on august 17

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Re: Nonsense Generation?
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2013, 10:57:55 PM »
Be careful for what you wish for …

Hopeful suitor joined a computer-dating site and registered his wants.

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

The computer operated faultlessly.

It sent him a penguin.


http://www.simplified-dating.com/

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Re: Nonsense Generation?
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2013, 12:22:28 AM »
Be careful for what you wish for …

Hopeful suitor joined a computer-dating site and registered his wants.

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

The computer operated faultlessly.

It sent him a penguin.


http://www.simplified-dating.com/




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