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Monk Steal Sex Films
« on: January 27, 2009, 07:19:53 PM »
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A monk has been arrested in Germany for stealing erotic movies from a sex shop.

49-year-old Benedictine monk Brother Niklaus was found to have stashed almost 40 rude films in his cell at the abbey.

He was only caught when an assistant at a sex-shop in Wuerzburg – 150 miles from the abbey – spotted him trying to hide a selection of movies under his habit. Among the films he was stealing were Ladyboys do Bangkok and Nuns in Heat. ...and also, ladyboys.

He was regularly sent to the town on church business.

After the assistant spotted the pilfering holy man, he ended up being chased through the streets of Wuerzburg, during which time he tried to dump the stolen films in a rubbish bin. A scene which we can't imagine without the Benny Hill music playing in the background.

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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 07:34:58 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 12:26:24 AM »
mangita man jud na ug lawasnong kalipay ang mga pari.  tawo ra gud pud sila nga mobati ana. ;D

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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 12:51:02 AM »
same incidents in Bangkok with monks. naay daghan monk sa bars og sa computer shops, mas advance pa silag laptop og ipod...hehe

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 01:16:51 AM »
Monks, in their long moments of supposed solitude, has all the time in the world to do what we never imagined they would do.







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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 04:44:43 AM »
naay daghang mga pari diha ay kusog kaayo mangdisco ug naa pay kusog mang gimik every night bisan mga wangtigu na.

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 04:53:13 AM »
Abi ko ug ang novel ni nga "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari".

Kaning mga monk kung maka lugsong, murag iro nga nakabuhi. Dugay gud ni silang naa sa solitude.

 

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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 05:42:35 AM »
Monks - are  men with physical needs. Just human subject to relish erotic satisfaction beyond his fantacy. :D
Stealing sex films/magazines and other sex toys is not a heavy crime compared  to sexual abuses to children as other God's earth personnel committed. :(

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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 07:13:23 AM »
gusto mo ikaw lang ang mag enjoy ! siyempre sila din labaw pa kay naa man kanunay sa sulod sa kuwarto ug way lain gihimo . Giampo kaha nila ang kalibutan ? ha!ha!ha!
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bitaw , tao din sila para gustong makatikim din.di ba! ay sus naunsa na man ning kalibutan !
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 12:57:01 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 11:23:10 PM »
gusto mo ikaw lang ang mag enjoy ! siyempre sila din labaw pa kay naa man kanunay sa sulod sa kuwarto ug way lain gihimo . Giampo kaha nila ang kalibutan ? ha!ha!ha!
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bitaw , tao din sila para gustong makatikim din.di ba! ay sus naunsa na man ning kalibutan !
 :'( :'( :'(

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2009, 05:11:21 AM »
Monks are Human being too, they just want to be manly. Ug sa ato pa, kamo ra ba diay kama- o mobati.

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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 05:15:52 AM »
This person is a Benedictinian monk. They have an hourly Gregorian chants  circa 5 minutes in their chapel. This is well visited by tourists.

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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 02:08:40 PM »
Back when I was still based in Cagayan de Oro, I used to visit the Monastery of Transfiguration in Malaybalay.  I remember dihay isa ka monk na dating b***t na designer ni Cory Aquino.  He looked so decent though.  Talking about being human beings, kay itribida man lagi ko, ako gi interview ang akong mga friend monks what was life like inside.  One of the monks, Dom Joseph, told me so that they are just like any other human beings.  They also have their disagreements bisan ug petty lang gani sahay.  He cited as an example kanang mag bend sila when the chant the Glory be to the Father...  Kong mag bend na daw ang mga monks in front of them, ang naa sa ilang nawong ang mga lubot sa mga monks kay lagi ang uban mo bend man jud ug ayo so they also talked about it kay annoying jud daw! :D  And then the other monk shared to me na naa daw isa sa mga monks na sige'g tanum ug gulay.  And when he plants, di daw klase-klasehon.  One time, ga tanum daw ug okra so they had okra for breakfast, okra for lunch and okra for dinner, day in and out.  One time pod daw, kalabasa ra pod gitanom so anyway, one time daw, di na nila makaya sige'g balik-balik kaon same gulay, ilang gi kamang pagka gabii ug ilang gi ibot!  Nag tuo daw ang monk tawon na gi binuangan sa mga kabataan.  ;D  Nangadji na lang daw sila nangayo'g pasaylo sa Ginoo!  Ay ambot, basin gibinuangan ra pod ko adto nilang Dom Joseph! ;D

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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2009, 07:38:36 AM »
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And like most vows, they are (meant to be?) broken  ;D





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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2009, 07:43:28 AM »
Back when I was still based in Cagayan de Oro, I used to visit the Monastery of Transfiguration in Malaybalay.  I remember dihay isa ka monk na dating b***t na designer ni Cory Aquino.  He looked so decent though.  Talking about being human beings, kay itribida man lagi ko, ako gi interview ang akong mga friend monks what was life like inside.  One of the monks, Dom Joseph, told me so that they are just like any other human beings.  They also have their disagreements bisan ug petty lang gani sahay.  He cited as an example kanang mag bend sila when the chant the Glory be to the Father...  Kong mag bend na daw ang mga monks in front of them, ang naa sa ilang nawong ang mga lubot sa mga monks kay lagi ang uban mo bend man jud ug ayo so they also talked about it kay annoying jud daw! :D  And then the other monk shared to me na naa daw isa sa mga monks na sige'g tanum ug gulay.  And when he plants, di daw klase-klasehon.  One time, ga tanum daw ug okra so they had okra for breakfast, okra for lunch and okra for dinner, day in and out.  One time pod daw, kalabasa ra pod gitanom so anyway, one time daw, di na nila makaya sige'g balik-balik kaon same gulay, ilang gi kamang pagka gabii ug ilang gi ibot!  Nag tuo daw ang monk tawon na gi binuangan sa mga kabataan.  ;D  Nangadji na lang daw sila nangayo'g pasaylo sa Ginoo!  Ay ambot, basin gibinuangan ra pod ko adto nilang Dom Joseph! ;D


Pero kon ikaw pa nagluto, Grace, dili jud sumulan bisan mao rang utana:

Baked okra
Okra muffins
Okra cookies
Okra haluhalu
Okra raisin bread
Okra with whip cream
Honey cured okra
Flaming Okra
Sizzling okra in ice jelly
Sun dried okra with grace cream

;D  (Gutom ko)






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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2009, 08:08:57 AM »

Pero kon ikaw pa nagluto, Grace, dili jud sumulan bisan mao rang utana:

Baked okra
Okra muffins
Okra cookies
Okra haluhalu
Okra raisin bread
Okra with whip cream
Honey cured okra
Flaming Okra
Sizzling okra in ice jelly
Sun dried okra with grace cream

;D  (Gutom ko)






Bwahahahaha

You got me thinkin, GEC!  hmmm, mag experimento kaha ta aning imong mga gi mga putahi pero lisud man kaayo nang okra halu-halu!

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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2009, 10:34:00 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2009, 01:39:48 PM »
One positive thing about that is nobody's getting pregnant. Hahaha

The monk was charitable, he did not want to share trouble with any woman seguro.

Poverty? yes. he stole because he could not get into buying or renting one.

Obedience, yes, he obeyed albeit irrationally, the demands of his weak body.

Chastity? Umm, can we establish where the border is? hehehe

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