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Moyhua · « **Reply #40 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:22:51 PM »

At the Court:

Judge 1: (Asking question to the suspect) What did you did?
Judge 2: Objection your honor, what english do u has?

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Moyhua · « **Reply #41 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:27:16 PM »

PEK-PEK Carenderia:

Breakfast menu: hotdog,itlog with pansit

M.I.B
Men In Bolkit

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #42 on:** January 20, 2008, 09:37:26 PM »

TV commercial:

I told you not to go to, but you go to! now look at?!

Here's something similar.

I sugar you in the window but you cockroach. Why?

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #43 on:** January 20, 2008, 09:40:44 PM »

Did Melrose tie the yellow ribbon around the old acacia tree?

If she did, I must have missed it....

And I missed the E.B.

Wala na hinoon ko makapang espiya ninjo

GEC348!!! Musta na? Long time no see!!! Aw, hinuon wa pa man jud ka nagpakita.

hehe

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #44 on:** January 20, 2008, 09:42:35 PM »

Oh, ten boys living in a V-lot,
Riding in low boat,
Singing a bee's song.

A youth here,
A youth there,
A youth, a youth
Everywhere.

Oh, ten boys singing a bee's song!

hehehe

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Scarb · « **Reply #45 on:** January 20, 2008, 10:48:44 PM »

Here's something similar.

I sugar you in the window but you cockroach. Why?

naulaw

gikamay ko ikaw sa bintana apan mi-ok-ok ka

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Scarb · « **Reply #46 on:** January 20, 2008, 10:55:41 PM »

when i was young
si Nora nag hayang
si Terso nag kulob
gipalong ang suga
gituslok ang tunga

pag-abot sa siyam
adunay mi-uha

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Bambi · « **Reply #47 on:** January 20, 2008, 11:53:20 PM »

Oh, ten boys living in a V-lot,
Riding in low boat,
Singing a bee's song.

A youth here,
A youth there,
A youth, a youth
Everywhere.

Oh, ten boys singing a bee's song!

hehehe

it's getting hot here. whahahahaha!

when i was young
si Nora nag hayang
si Terso nag kulob
gipalong ang suga
gituslok ang tunga

pag-abot sa siyam
adunay mi-uha

nanganak na gjod, di tan-awa?

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hazel · « **Reply #48 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:34:55 AM »

hehehehehe

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B:) · « **Reply #49 on:** January 21, 2008, 05:54:57 AM »

AMO: Inday, ilipat ang comforter sa kwarto.
INDAY: San ko ilagay kuya?
AMO: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya... .
INDAY: Andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...=)

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B:) · « **Reply #50 on:** January 21, 2008, 05:56:23 AM »

Bill gates' wife was interviewed. .
REPORTER: How does it feel to have sex with the richest man?

MRS. GATES: Oh, it's no big deal.
Now I know why his company's named MICROSOFT! J
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B:) · « **Reply #51 on:** January 21, 2008, 05:59:02 AM »

MRS: o nganong karon raman ka?
MR: Pasensha na, nangimbitar officemates nako, nagka inuman ragud. Hehe!
MRS: hubog napod ka noh?
MR: di oi!
MRS: unsay di? nga wala man kay trabaho, giunsa uroy nimo pagka-officemates? !!
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John · « **Reply #52 on:** January 21, 2008, 08:04:01 AM »

ha ha ha ha nice one.

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svetlana · « **Reply #53 on:** January 21, 2008, 10:32:19 AM »

MRS: o nganong karon raman ka?
MR: Pasensha na, nangimbitar officemates nako, nagka inuman ragud. Hehe!
MRS: hubog napod ka noh?
MR: di oi!
MRS: unsay di? nga wala man kay trabaho, giunsa uroy nimo pagka-officemates? !!
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hahahaha

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lindy · « **Reply #54 on:** January 21, 2008, 11:40:45 AM »

hahahaha

kay hubog lagi... ikaw bay mahubog lalim ba.

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svetlana · « **Reply #55 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:16:10 PM »

kay hubog lagi... ikaw bay mahubog lalim ba.

ing-ana diay na? imbes jamoy trabaho, mokalit lang ka naay officemate?! hahahaha

OT: Linds, salamat jamo dako sa chockie ha, naghinam hinam nako pagbalik ni Elsie hehehe

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lindy · « **Reply #56 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:18:54 PM »

ing-ana diay na? imbes jamoy trabaho, mokalit lang ka naay officemate?! hahahaha

ang maayo ana hub gon na lang permi sa iyang asawa kay aron dunay trabaho...

OT: Linds, salamat jamo dako sa chockie ha, naghinam hinam nako pagbalik ni Elsie hehehe

uy gamay ra kaayo to day but hope u like it...

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svetlana · « **Reply #57 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:21:46 PM »

uy gamay ra kaayo to day but hope u like it...

nag PM man ko nimo. Wa ko ga expect, shocked akong beauty pagtext ni Elsie yesterday. Merci vielmal!!!

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #58 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:15:38 PM »

naulaw

gikamay ko ikaw sa bintana apan mi-ok-ok ka

Sorry. Forgot to put an explanation. Thanks, BlueAngel.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #59 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:18:44 PM »

(To be sung to the tune of "Limbo Rock")

Kung ikaw kalibangon
Dagan lang sa baybayon
Kung ikaw walay ilo
Hidhid lang sa dakong bato

Ang bato dunay sisi
Lubot mo naga-ngisi
Tambali'g martayolet
Imong lubot na-bayolet.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #60 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:20:21 PM »

Aduna ka bay suliran nga walay kasulbaran bisan sa unsa nimong paningkamot? Isulat kana ug ipadayag niining tulomanon nga nag-ulohan "Handusanan sa Unod ug Panit."

hehehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #61 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:44:02 PM »

Ang Kuan (bow)

Ang kuan usahay makasapot
Tungod sa kulot nga bungot;
Usahay makalagot kung dili na huot;
Usahay hinay, usahay kusog ang duot.
Ang kuan usa ka maayong pasingot.

Ang Kuan (bow)

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #62 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:53:01 PM »

Gamhanan jud ning Kuan.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #63 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:56:09 PM »

Ako'y nakahinumdom
sa kabugnaw sa kagabihion
tingog GAKUROG...
inubanan pa gyud sa itlog
nga di na hapit mo tay-og...

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Bambi · « **Reply #64 on:** January 22, 2008, 11:40:13 PM »

Ako'y nakahinumdom
sa kabugnaw sa kagabihion
tingog GAKUROG...
inubanan pa gyud sa itlog
nga di na hapit mo tay-og...

Okey lang kon ang itlog
dili na mo tay-og....
basta ang tunga-tunga niini
sa gihapon makabarog.

Fights na na kaayo!

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Glen · « **Reply #65 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:24:03 AM »

Hahaha ikaw jod Ate Bambi.

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Moyhua · « **Reply #66 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:18:33 PM »

Peter: John, kmsta ang b-day ni Paul? Anong handa nya?
John: Pata....
Peter: Bat di mo ko tinawag? Pata pala ang handa nya...
John: Pata nga.... as in pata...galan lng kwento!

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B:) · « **Reply #67 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:46:26 PM »

Okey lang kon ang itlog
dili na mo tay-og....
basta ang tunga-tunga niini
sa gihapon makabarog.

Fights na na kaayo!

Ms.Bams, fights mulang! pasar pa!

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Glen · « **Reply #68 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:41:31 PM »

Peter: John, kmsta ang b-day ni Paul? Anong handa nya?
John: Pata....
Peter: Bat di mo ko tinawag? Pata pala ang handa nya...
John: Pata nga.... as in pata...galan lng kwento!

Hahaha wala diay ma! ma!

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Happy · « **Reply #69 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:10:53 AM »

Lingawa nako ani nga thread oi..

Another version:

Panatang Makabayan
Iniibig ko ang tindahan
Aron makautang

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Scarb · « **Reply #70 on:** January 27, 2008, 07:18:42 AM »

Another version:

Panatang Makabayan
Iniibig ko ang tindahan
Aron makautang

[/quote]

pautanga kog karmeletos kanang Tira-tira Haps

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jingtbk@uk · « **Reply #71 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:50:18 PM »

naa pod ko version ani

panatang makabayan iniibig ko ang tindahan
kapag mangutang dili na bayaran

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jingtbk@uk · « **Reply #72 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:54:00 PM »

NINJA RAI MOPATAY NINJO

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #73 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:16:18 PM »

Ajaw baja ninjo baja ibaligja ang injong kabajong baje. Kung injong ibaligja, Na! wa na gajud mi masakjan padung's injo. Hajo ra ba tong injo.

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John · « **Reply #74 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:06:04 AM »

ija-ijahon jud na sija.

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orChids · « **Reply #75 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:27:48 AM »

May unggoy kong daku
Gisugo ug tabako
Bantog nagdukoduko
Kay nakakita diay ug usa ka dako

(Unsang daku-a man?)

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John · « **Reply #76 on:** February 01, 2008, 11:42:41 AM »

May ungoy nga gamay
gisugo ug kamungay
bantug kay na dugay
mikaon pa ug kalamay

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Bambi · « **Reply #77 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:28:17 PM »

Namatay si Inday
Perting hilak ug siyaggit si Nanay
Pastilan Inday :'( :'( :'( :'(
...gansi gyod kaayo :'( :'(
...may molimos ug 20 Pesos :'( :'(
...unya mokaon ug balig 100 :'( :'(

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lindy · « **Reply #78 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:29:47 AM »

Namatay si Inday
Perting hilak ug siyaggit si Nanay
Pastilan Inday :'( :'( :'( :'(
...gansi gyod kaayo :'( :'(
...may molimos ug 20 Pesos :'( :'(
...unya mokaon ug balig 100 :'( :'(

paeta pod ana! parehas ra diay na sa giingon nga patugatuga kag kamatay wala kamay ikagasto ug pang meryenda.

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Scarb · « **Reply #79 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:40:26 AM »

mao pod nay gi-ingon:

tana moadto ta sa tapos pangadje minatay
molimos ug 5pesos-mag bringhouse balig 10pesos

inig-uli magbagotbot, moingon-kulires hibalo pakong monggos ra
wla nalang ko patuga-tugag baktas

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Author Topic: Bugal-Bugal Unlimited (Read 25612 times)

hazel