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Started by glacier_71, March 02, 2009, 12:28:49 PM

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Women who pay for sex

By Hannah Barnes
BBC Radio 5 Live

It's not just men who pay prostitutes to sleep with them. For some women, paying for sex is more convenient than cruising bars and clubs trying to find men.

"They don't want to be found out. They want to do something private - it's their own world, a part of their life that they want to be secret."

Nicole runs a high-class escort agency in the West Midlands, whose clients include women as well as men. Her male escorts host "in-calls" for female clients at a large country cottage, three quarters of a mile away from the nearest town. The exterior gives no clue as to what goes on inside and instead looks more like a French chalet.

Male escorts know that some of their clients aren't single. One says some women don't think paying for sex is cheating, in the same way that having an affair would be.
   
For women who are attached, the risks of going to a bar or a public place to meet a man are often seen as too high, and so having a discreet hide-away can be crucial.

"They need to be coming to somewhere where they won't be seen by somebody passing who knows them or a neighbour," Nicole says.

When Catarina took the decision to see an escort, she was petrified.

"I didn't think I'd ever want to see an escort. I always thought it was other people who did that kind of thing - not somebody like myself."

But she is just one of an unknown number of women in the UK who are willing to pay for sex. Born with a disability, sex had always been painful and uncomfortable for Catarina. Her ex-boyfriends had made her feel guilty about not being able to enjoy sex, and left her confidence at rock bottom.

Superman role-play

Andrew changed that. After just one session, Catarina says she felt "high as a kite".

"I was able to have sex that was completely pain-free. My self-esteem grew. My confidence grew. If it wasn't for Andrew I wouldn't be where I am today. I wouldn't be as confident as I am, as sexually aware as I am. I think I grew up as well."

It's not just women who have a disability or partners at home that are choosing to pay for sex, rather than cruising night clubs or bars for male company.

Catarina's escort, Andrew Rosetta, has written a book about his 10-year career called Whatever She Wants and he says women come to him for the chance to be selfish.

Sitting in his plush flat in London's West End, which he owns outright thanks to his sex work, he recalls a solicitor who used to be a regular client.

"She's very articulate, bright - she's a partner in her firm. But after session three she told me this guilty secret: that she'd really like to take advantage of Superman.

"I would arrive at her house in a suit. I'd go along in glasses; underneath my suit is a Superman outfit and we would go through this role-play.

"She would at one point bring out a green rock on a chain which was kryptonite - that makes Superman begin to lose his power. And of course when Superman loses his power, he's available to be taken advantage of."
   
Male escorts say women choose to pay for sex for all types of reasons - to gain sexual confidence, to experiment and some are busy business women who just don't have the time to meet men.

Daniel has been working part-time as an escort in London for the last year, lured by the prospect of making some extra cash in the economic downturn. He was educated at one of the city's best private schools, and like Andrew is highly articulate.

"It's no more seedy than somebody going out to a bar, getting a bit drunk and then ending up going home with a complete stranger. What's the difference? With what I do, you know what you're getting, there's no illusion. You pay your money. You get what you get. You meet some guy at the bar, you don't know what you get - he could be anyone."

So how much do these services cost? In London the top straight male escorts charge at least £100 per hour - often more.

But Nicole says that in the West Midlands, the men on her books offer rates of around £60 because of a shortage of work at the moment. In this economic climate, times are tough, even for the male escort.

;D ;D ;D
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aduy

bai glac, bugaw ba u? hehehehehe......
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glacier_71

Quote from: aduy on March 06, 2009, 02:45:00 AM
bai glac, bugaw ba u? hehehehehe......

whahaha. wa pa ko madawat bay. nang-apply pa lang. lol
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aduy

ngeeehhh.....................naa diay sad aplayan ana.
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glacier_71

Quote from: aduy on March 06, 2009, 03:31:01 AM
ngeeehhh.....................naa diay sad aplayan ana.

og kining ilang kalaki nga gibuhat, mura og serious business na man jud ni, naa tingali ni silay applay-applay. hehehe. kaw, di ka mangaplay?
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aduy

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 06, 2009, 03:48:36 AM
og kining ilang kalaki nga gibuhat, mura og serious business na man jud ni, naa tingali ni silay applay-applay. hehehe. kaw, di ka mangaplay?

ngeeeh! dili ko ui kay bad na hehehehehe..... bitaw naa ba na sa tagbi masuwayan hehehehehhe
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Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

glacier_71

Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Bambi

Kalipay sa mga babaye....why not? Tumang trabajo sa lalake para si Iloy kalingaw motindog...kalouy!
Mao ni giingon, "he works hard for the money" ;D
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glacier_71

Quote from: Bambi on March 06, 2009, 11:04:56 AM
Kalipay sa mga babaye....why not? Tumang trabajo sa lalake para si Iloy kalingaw motindog...kalouy!
Mao ni giingon, "he works hard for the money" ;D

the more "attention", the more "commission"...hehehe
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Bambi

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 06, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
the more "attention", the more "commission"...hehehe

unsaon nalang uroy ug dili makaya sa playboy? bawi-on ang bayad? pwede o anha na inig kahuman? whahahaha
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glacier_71

Quote from: Bambi on March 06, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
unsaon nalang uroy ug dili makaya sa playboy? bawi-on ang bayad? pwede o anha na inig kahuman? whahahaha

di pa gyud teka matubag karon, bamb, sensya na. heheheheh.
pero para nako, angay ni: pay as you order...og di kaabot ang order, way bayad. lol
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

aduy

hala! mura diay ni og fastfood "pay as you order" dili diay, SEX NOW PAY LATER. hulugan ba hahahahaha...............
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buwadsanga

ako barato lang ang bayad. all year round sale! heheeh
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aduy

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 06, 2009, 04:01:27 PM
ako barato lang ang bayad. all year round sale! heheeh

hahahaha....gitapatan man jud ang ICM, Marcela og BQ. naa ba sad coupon?
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buwadsanga

wa duy, satisfaction guaranteed lang. buy one take one pwede pud
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aduy

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 06, 2009, 04:07:11 PM
wa duy, satisfaction guaranteed lang. buy one take one pwede pud


bitaw kay naa may uban nga og niangay sa kapartner sa susunod nga kita libre na, maong buy one take more na ang tawag. mas dumugon sa mga tawo kay dili man take one, take more man.
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david

Quote from: Bambi on March 06, 2009, 11:04:56 AM
Kalipay sa mga babaye....why not? Tumang trabajo sa lalake para si Iloy kalingaw motindog...kalouy!
Mao ni giingon, "he works hard for the money" ;D
the boy works hard to give his money
hmmmmm

luckybelle

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 06, 2009, 04:01:27 PM
ako barato lang ang bayad. all year round sale! heheeh

Bahak! Bwahahahahaha............pila man pud? 8) :P
;)

vrglguapo

Quote from: aduy on March 06, 2009, 04:00:10 AM
ngeeeh! dili ko ui kay bad na hehehehehe..... bitaw naa ba na sa tagbi masuwayan hehehehehhe
Naa pero mga bading lang ang available mobayad.. ;D ;D

vrglguapo

Quote from: Bambi on March 06, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
unsaon nalang uroy ug dili makaya sa playboy? bawi-on ang bayad? pwede o anha na inig kahuman? whahahaha
Mag salig ug Viagra..hehehe...

vrglguapo

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 06, 2009, 04:01:27 PM
ako barato lang ang bayad. all year round sale! heheeh
Ma turn off man ang mga matrona sa imong ngalan bay,Buwad nga sanga angso man kaayo na ug baho..heehehe..peace man joke lang na ..

hubag bohol

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 02, 2009, 12:28:49 PM
It's not just men who pay prostitutes to sleep with them. For some women, paying for sex is more convenient than cruising bars and clubs trying to find men.

"They don't want to be found out. They want to do something private - it's their own world, a part of their life that they want to be secret."

Nicole runs a high-class escort agency in the West Midlands, whose clients include women as well as men. Her male escorts host "in-calls" for female clients at a large country cottage, three quarters of a mile away from the nearest town. The exterior gives no clue as to what goes on inside and instead looks more like a French chalet.

Male escorts know that some of their clients aren't single. One says some women don't think paying for sex is cheating, in the same way that having an affair would be.
   
For women who are attached, the risks of going to a bar or a public place to meet a man are often seen as too high, and so having a discreet hide-away can be crucial.

Hmm. Unsa kahay opinyon sa mga miyembro sa TB bahin ani...   ???
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Last week, a 60 plus year old woman checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome man with assortedphysical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... You get the picture.

She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she thought he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my roomnumber 420 at the Four Seasons Hotel and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "Oh my God ... That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line. ;D ;D ;D




luckybelle

Quote from: windgate on October 10, 2010, 10:34:56 PM
Last week, a 60 plus year old woman checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome man with assortedphysical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... You get the picture.

She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she thought he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my roomnumber 420 at the Four Seasons Hotel and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "Oh my God ... That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line. ;D ;D ;D






Ngeek! Bwahahahahaha... red face.. red face.. red face
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bugsay

Quote from: windgate on October 10, 2010, 10:34:56 PM
Last week, a 60 plus year old woman checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome man with assortedphysical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... You get the picture.

She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she thought he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my roomnumber 420 at the Four Seasons Hotel and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "Oh my God ... That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line. ;D ;D ;D





hehehe....importante gyud nga mobasa sa pahinumdom. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:39:07 PM
hehehe....importante gyud nga mobasa sa pahinumdom. ;D

Na-rattle na tungod kay over-excited.

Pero, hmm, tinuod ba kaha nga some women pay for sex?  ???
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bugsay

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 09:08:34 AM
Na-rattle na tungod kay over-excited.

Pero, hmm, tinuod ba kaha nga some women pay for sex?  ???

asa man ta mangutana....ni inday Lucky or ni bai Vito?
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
asa man ta mangutana....ni inday Lucky or ni bai Vito?

Bwahaha! Pwede silang duha atong pangutan-on. Magkatukma ba kaha ang ilang mga tubag?  ???
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bugsay

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 12:31:08 PM
Bwahaha! Pwede silang duha atong pangutan-on. Magkatukma ba kaha ang ilang mga tubag?  ???

kinsa ma'y maayo pangutan-on, ang nibayad o ang nagpabayad? ;D
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Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:39:51 PM
kinsa ma'y maayo pangutan-on, ang nibayad o ang nagpabayad? ;D

na, kay hilom pa man si lucky ug si vito, pangutana nalang kaha mo una ni cheers (sa lain nga thread) kun kinahanglan ba nig resibo. ;D
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bugsay

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
na, kay hilom pa man si lucky ug si vito, pangutana nalang kaha mo una ni cheers (sa lain nga thread) kun kinahanglan ba nig resibo. ;D

hehehe...di lang ko moapil ato :-X....ikspektitor lang ko.....kinsay mahayang, akong tiwasan...nyahahha
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:39:51 PM
kinsa ma'y maayo pangutan-on, ang nibayad o ang nagpabayad? ;D

Hmm. Lisod ning pangutanaha. Ang nibayad basin dili moangkon, samtang ang nagpabayad basin moingon nga siyay nibayad. Usa kini ka dakong tanghaga...
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 01:47:10 PM
hehehe...di lang ko moapil ato :-X....ikspektitor lang ko.....kinsay mahayang, akong tiwasan...nyahahha

Tiwasan og ugbok? Unya unsaon man kon si Bay Vito maoy nahayang?  ???
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hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
na, kay hilom pa man si lucky ug si vito, pangutana nalang kaha mo una ni cheers (sa lain nga thread) kun kinahanglan ba nig resibo. ;D

Basin less than PHP25 ang bayad...  8)
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
asa man ta mangutana....ni inday Lucky or ni bai Vito?

wa pa ko kahibaw ani bai?wa pa ko kasuway

si inday lucky basin nakahibaw to
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 12:31:08 PM
Bwahaha! Pwede silang duha atong pangutan-on. Magkatukma ba kaha ang ilang mga tubag?  ???

si inday lucky ra bai kay  80 ra man tong akong nabayaran sa una...hahahaha
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
na, kay hilom pa man si lucky ug si vito, pangutana nalang kaha mo una ni cheers (sa lain nga thread) kun kinahanglan ba nig resibo. ;D

basin nakabalo ka mis islander..tubaga sa kita2x ra bitaw.hahaha
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 01:47:10 PM
hehehe...di lang ko moapil ato :-X....ikspektitor lang ko.....kinsay mahayang, akong tiwasan...nyahahha

tiwasan ug  doot2x bai.
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 02:03:53 PM
Hmm. Lisod ning pangutanaha. Ang nibayad basin dili moangkon, samtang ang nagpabayad basin moingon nga siyay nibayad. Usa kini ka dakong tanghaga...

ipatubag  nato ni  luckybaby bai
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 02:05:29 PM
Tiwasan og ugbok? Unya unsaon man kon si Bay Vito maoy nahayang?  ???

hahaha,lisod hayangon ni bai kay kasandig ug haligi
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

bugsay

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 02:27:33 PM
si inday lucky ra bai kay  80 ra man tong akong nabayaran sa una...hahahaha

resibo nya bai....istrikto ang BIR. :-X
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 02:35:11 PM
resibo nya bai....istrikto ang BIR. :-X

bai wala man sila kabalo ug unsa nga numero na..
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 02:30:19 PM
ipatubag  nato ni  luckybaby bai

Segurado ko nga emoticon ray itubag niya...
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bugsay

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 02:42:16 PM
bai wala man sila kabalo ug unsa nga numero na..

ikapila man diay ka's linya atong higayuna? ???
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 02:50:26 PM
ikapila man diay ka's linya atong higayuna? ???

Taym sa, atong klarohon. Ang gilinyahan maoy nibayad?  ???
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bugsay

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 02:52:26 PM
Taym sa, atong klarohon. Ang gilinyahan maoy nibayad?  ???

aww hah!!...usbon nato ang pangutana ani......."pila man diay ang inangayan?" :-X
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 02:57:44 PM
aww hah!!...usbon nato ang pangutana ani......."pila man diay ang inangayan?" :-X

He he, lisod ni kay ang mga hingtungdan nagpahipi...

Inangayan, di ba sa election man na? Naa pud diay inangayan sa erection...  ;D
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bugsay

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 03:01:26 PM
He he, lisod ni kay ang mga hingtungdan nagpahipi...

Inangayan, di ba sa election man na? Naa pud diay inangayan sa erection...  ;D

bwahahaha......basin Hapon... ;D
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 03:01:26 PM
He he, lisod ni kay ang mga hingtungdan nagpahipi...

Inangayan, di ba sa election man na? Naa pud diay inangayan sa erection...  ;D

hahahaha,mutungha ra to unya bai
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 02:48:17 PM
Segurado ko nga emoticon ray itubag niya...

mahilig man to sa emoticon
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
hahahaha,mutungha ra to unya bai

Naghunahuna pa tog unsay ibawos...  8)
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 02:50:26 PM
ikapila man diay ka's linya atong higayuna? ???

murag akoy gauna ato bai kay alas dos pa man ko misud
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
Bahak! Bwahahahahaha............pila man pud? 8) :P

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islander

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 02:28:26 PM
basin nakabalo ka mis islander..tubaga sa kita2x ra bitaw.hahaha

ayaw pataka ug basinbasin diha. ;D  nangutana ang tawo ug tarong.  wa kay makuha ug rebound-rebound.  naay mangutana nimong otsenta anyos kun pila ka, imo lang tubagon ug 'pila kaha ko, basin nasayod ka?'  unya, kun tubagon kag 'nasayod ko nga tulo diyes ka, naa pay pakapin nga jollibee chicken,' mounsa kaha ka?  ayaw ko patubaga aning akong pangutana ha. :o   
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islander

Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 04:48:25 PM


mao niy bato sa akong duwaan nga sungka.  di ko ganahan nga makuwangan ang mga bato sa akong sungka, mao nga di gyod nako ni gamiton ug palit ug lalaki.  kalooy sa akong sungka no kun ibaylo lag laki.
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luckybelle

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
mao niy bato sa akong duwaan nga sungka.  di ko ganahan nga makuwangan ang mga bato sa akong sungka, mao nga di gyod nako ni gamiton ug palit ug lalaki.  kalooy sa akong sungka no kun ibaylo lag laki.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

daghan ako ana pampalit ug laki bahug tsa ako isdang pirangha
;)

hubag bohol

Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 04:48:25 PM


Mao ni ang dyamante nga gusto ni Bay Vito nga ilubong sa iyang lubot--aron naa siyay bahandi nga dili sayon makawat...

;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
mao niy bato sa akong duwaan nga sungka.  di ko ganahan nga makuwangan ang mga bato sa akong sungka, mao nga di gyod nako ni gamiton ug palit ug lalaki.  kalooy sa akong sungka no kun ibaylo lag laki.

Duha man ka itlog ang puli ani. Gawas kon birok ang imong mapalit...  :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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islander

Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 05:08:42 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

daghan ako ana pampalit ug laki bahug tsa ako isdang pirangha

usik lang imong diamonds kay likayan sa piranha ning imong palitonon dinhi sa tb.  piranhas don't engage in cannibalism of their kind. ;D
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islander

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 05:43:40 PM
Duha man ka itlog ang puli ani. Gawas kon birok ang imong mapalit...  :P

duha ka itlog ibaylo ug diamond nga bato sa sungka?  what an equation!  what poor math!  what a waste of a precious resource!  what an insult to the dignity of sungka! ;D 
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luckybelle

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
usik lang imong diamonds kay likayan sa piranha ning imong palitonon dinhi sa tb.  piranhas don't engage in cannibalism of their kind. ;D

Bwahahahaha... mao ba madam... hmm... asa kaha ko mamalengke anig bahug sa Piranha
;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 04:55:54 PM
ayaw pataka ug basinbasin diha. ;D  nangutana ang tawo ug tarong.  wa kay makuha ug rebound-rebound.  naay mangutana nimong otsenta anyos kun pila ka, imo lang tubagon ug 'pila kaha ko, basin nasayod ka?'  unya, kun tubagon kag 'nasayod ko nga tulo diyes ka, naa pay pakapin nga jollibee chicken,' mounsa kaha ka?  ayaw ko patubaga aning akong pangutana ha. :o   

hahaha,mao gani basin nakahibaw ka..
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
mao niy bato sa akong duwaan nga sungka.  di ko ganahan nga makuwangan ang mga bato sa akong sungka, mao nga di gyod nako ni gamiton ug palit ug lalaki.  kalooy sa akong sungka no kun ibaylo lag laki.

di mana tinood.
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 05:08:42 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

daghan ako ana pampalit ug laki bahug tsa ako isdang pirangha


asa mana ron? ;D
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 05:56:43 PM
Bwahahahaha... mao ba madam... hmm... asa kaha ko mamalengke anig bahug sa Piranha

aris amo diay daghan.gihimo nlang display dire..
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
aris amo diay daghan.gihimo nlang display dire..

Healthy kaha na kay di ra ba mokaon sila fishy ug luja
;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 12, 2010, 08:00:06 AM
Healthy kaha na kay di ra ba mokaon sila fishy ug luja

sobra pa sa  healthy kay  nilapwaan daan
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 12, 2010, 09:38:47 PM
sobra pa sa  healthy kay  nilapwaan daan

Burag wa na nay sustansya nga nahibilin bay.
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 12, 2010, 09:52:40 PM
Burag wa na nay sustansya nga nahibilin bay.

naa puy  pwede kilawon bai inaysan lang
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

vhinz08

Unsang isdaa bay Vits ang inaysan.
When I dole out food to the poor they call me a Saint, but when I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

Vito Andoline

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 13, 2010, 10:54:40 PM
Unsang isdaa bay Vits ang inaysan.

hipon bai,hus-on ang ulo ug lawas ray pahimuslan...
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 11:40:58 PM
hipon bai,hus-on ang ulo ug lawas ray pahimuslan...

Huh! :o ang Hipon isda na ron? Toinkz!!! Hmm... Scientist Vito Andoline... discovered new addition to Fish family....... welcome Crustacean Shrimp  ;D ;D ;D
;)

luckybelle

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 11:40:58 PM
hipon bai,hus-on ang ulo ug lawas ray pahimuslan...

Crustacean Shrimp of Vito Andoline



Fresh Fishes Wanted by LB



for the Piranhas



;)

hubag bohol

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:39:37 AM
Huh! :o ang Hipon isda na ron? Toinkz!!! Hmm... Scientist Vito Andoline... discovered new addition to Fish family....... welcome Crustacean Shrimp  ;D ;D ;D

Bwahaha! Basin para ni Bay Vito kon manimahong dagat, isda na...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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luckybelle

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 14, 2010, 08:07:27 AM
Bwahaha! Basin para ni Bay Vito kon manimahong dagat, isda na...


;D ;D ;D ;D bwahahahahahahahaha.. basin sab diay noh... mao tale ;D ;D ;D tawa ko tawa
;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:39:37 AM
Huh! :o ang Hipon isda na ron? Toinkz!!! Hmm... Scientist Vito Andoline... discovered new addition to Fish family....... welcome Crustacean Shrimp  ;D ;D ;D

asa man diay na nabutang ang hipon?hahahah.karon pa ka kahibaw na scientist ko?
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:04:47 PM

;D ;D ;D ;D bwahahahahahahahaha.. basin sab diay noh... mao tale ;D ;D ;D tawa ko tawa

He he, kon mokatawa ka, Ms. Lucky, kipi lang ha kon naa si Bay Vito kay naa toy super panimhot...  ;D
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 14, 2010, 08:07:27 AM
Bwahaha! Basin para ni Bay Vito kon manimahong dagat, isda na...

hahahaha.ang ang  ug ingnon na ko ug takla bai..
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:04:47 PM

;D ;D ;D ;D bwahahahahahahahaha.. basin sab diay noh... mao tale ;D ;D ;D tawa ko tawa

hahahahah,di man kaha ka pporma ug hipon lucky?lawas ray kaonon ilabay ang  ulo...
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:11:08 PM
asa man diay na nabutang ang hipon?

Kingdom: Animalia. Phylum: Arthropoda, decapod crustaceans classified in the infraorder Caridea

hahahah...

karon pa ka kahibaw na scientist ko?


Asa ka na academy na belong?

;)

Vito Andoline

milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...


Vito Andoline

milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:29:56 PM
;D Yeah, but I won't tell you para d ka mahibao  ;D

hahahaha, itago nalng aron di ko mahibaw
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:32:00 PM
;) Sure!

ayaw lang pud ihong2x ni bai hubs  kay basin  isinggit..hahahaha
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:33:10 PM
ayaw lang pud ihong2x ni bai hubs  kay basin  isinggit..hahahaha

I'll think about it ;)
;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:35:30 PM
I'll think about it ;)


ato2x ra gud...di lagi ko magsaba bahin nimo...
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:36:21 PM

ato2x ra gud...di lagi ko magsaba bahin nimo...

I think the issue here is you... kung asa ka na academy nabelong... by saying shrimp is a FISH  ;D ;D ;D ;D hehe
;)

hubag bohol

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:40:14 PM
I think the issue here is you... kung asa ka na academy nabelong... by saying shrimp is a FISH  ;D ;D ;D ;D hehe

Ato ning klarohon, bi: unsa may area of specialization ni Bay Vito, Ichthyology or Iyotology?  ;D
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luckybelle

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 14, 2010, 07:19:06 PM
Ato ning klarohon, bi: unsa may area of specialization ni Bay Vito, Ichthyology or Iyotology?  ;D

Both
;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:40:14 PM
I think the issue here is you... kung asa ka na academy nabelong... by saying shrimp is a FISH  ;D ;D ;D ;D hehe

hahahahaha..oi nganong ako ra man tawn
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...