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Perfect for the Job!
« on: September 04, 2007, 05:29:43 AM »
1.  My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2.  Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3.  After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4.  Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5.  Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6.  Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7.  My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8.  I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9.  Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10.  I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11.  I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12.  So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13.  After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14.  My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because e it was always the same old grind.

15.  SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

--e-mail forwarded by Franklin

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Re: Perfect for the Job!
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 05:39:33 AM »
^ hilarious, Mike.

Thanks for keeping us smiling, bro.

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