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Indian Boy Marries Dog to Escape Tiger
« on: February 19, 2009, 08:26:18 PM »

A village in rural India has been home to something that seems to be taken directly from the story books, namely the wedding of a two year-old infant to a dog, so as to avoid possible attacks from tigers and other such beasts. The ritual is not recognized in the country, but many in the poorest regions still practice it.

In order to deserve the honor of being married to his neighbors' pet, the groom had to grow a tooth in his upper gum. Indeed, it seems that people with teeth are an uncommon sighting in India, as the parents and the rest of the villagers immediately interpreted this unusual phenomenon as a bad omen, and rushed the boy to the temple, were a priest bound his destiny and that of the neighbors' dog together.

No one could say that the ceremony was very spiritual. At least the shaman, priest, or medicine man had his fun at the expense of the people, and sang over the two oblivious creatures for the most part of an hour. In the end, the dog was the one to break the happy union, by going outside in the yard, for businesses that were its alone. The priest assured that the small boy, which would probably have an “interesting” childhood, would still be able to marry a human companion in the future, although people in the area found no flaw in the dog either.

“We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us,” the boy's father explained, as quoted by a local newspaper. After the highly-spiritual ceremony of marrying a sleepy child to an uninterested dog, the locals feasted at a party for the rest of the whole day, eating and drinking in the honor of the newly-weds.

In the evening, the dog was finally allowed to go catch rabbits, or whatever it is that dogs in India did, and the child was taken to bed, after such an eventful day that he was likely to remember for the rest of his life. Or, on the other hand, maybe not.

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Re: Indian Boy Marries Dog to Escape Tiger
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 05:42:11 AM »
ulahi ang holywood ug west aning kalakiha. dia pa man sila sa same-sex marriage.

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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 06:41:27 AM »
unsa naman atong itawag ani, glacier?  ;D

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Re: Indian Boy Marries Dog to Escape Tiger
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 09:20:12 AM »
Ang next siguro ani magpakasal na pod sa Plant Kingdom after ma hurot na ug pakasal sa animal kingdom.

Ang India dugay ra silang nang sugod ug tree hugging. Kasal na lang ang kulang.

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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 10:02:22 AM »
unsa naman atong itawag ani, glacier?  ;D

am still thinking with my pea-sized head, grace. any idea? hmmm. unsa kaha?


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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 12:19:42 PM »
am still thinking with my pea-size head, grace. any idea? hmmm. unsa kaha?


Nan kay mongo-sized ra man ning akong brain, glacier! hehehe bitaw, mag isip-isip ta beh!

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 01:30:19 PM »
Nan kay mongo-sized ra man ning akong brain, glacier! hehehe bitaw, mag isip-isip ta beh!

sipo-onon man pod ta anig og pinisar.  ??? :'(

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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 01:50:59 PM »
sipo-onon man pod ta anig og pinisar.  ??? :'(

bwahahahah natingala na lang akong bana ning kalit ko'g boto ug katawa!

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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 04:53:26 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 04:59:44 PM »
lol, i could not help myself from laughing in reading this thread.



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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 12:29:29 PM »
hehehe naunsa mong duha!

ay, gahuna-huna mi ni graze, og unsay itawag ani kung magminyo ang Mananap ug Tawo, gel.
sa mga 3rd kind, naa may Same Sex Marriage. unsa may imong ikasugyot nga ngalan kung magminyo ang Imong Iro ug ang Driver sa imong silingan?

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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2009, 01:13:28 PM »
Glacier, ang tawag daw ana, according to wikipedia, kay human-animal marriage but di kaayo sakto na name kay ang human belongs to the animal kingdom man pod! hmmm, isip-isip pa ta beh!  ;D

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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2009, 01:23:03 PM »
Glacier, ang tawag daw ana, according to wikipedia, kay human-animal marriage but di kaayo sakto na name kay ang human belongs to the animal kingdom man pod! hmmm, isip-isip pa ta beh!  ;D

niagugod na pog tolo akong sip-on da. esep! esep!

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2009, 01:26:43 PM »
niagugod na pog tolo akong sip-on da. esep! esep!

bwahahahah mura dagway na'g nose bleed, glace!

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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2009, 01:32:50 PM »
bwahahahah mura dagway na'g nose bleed, glace!

matud pa sa google, the other Latin translation of the word animal is "pecus" (for a pet or domestic animal). sa tawo, it's "homo, homins". unsa may inyong kombinasyon? seryoso na to, noose-bleed na jud ani resulta, grace. hahahaha.

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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2009, 01:39:48 PM »
pecus-homins marriage na lang glacier aron cute!  ;D

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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2009, 06:20:59 PM »

Oi, taas naman diay mo ug kukabildo dire. Daw beh grazie ug glace, kung pugsanay na gyud ning makig minyo sa mga hayop. Unsang hayopa man inyong minyuan? Ug ngano?

Nah! murag beauty pageant question nani. ;D

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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2009, 08:24:24 PM »
pecus-homins marriage na lang glacier aron cute!  ;D

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basin diay og kitay unang maka-gama og ngalan, mabutang tas Websters Dictionary. hahaha

akong take: HOMOPECIAL marriage. sosyal. lol.

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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2009, 08:25:59 PM »
Oi, taas naman diay mo ug kukabildo dire. Daw beh grazie ug glace, kung pugsanay na gyud ning makig minyo sa mga hayop. Unsang hayopa man inyong minyuan? Ug ngano?

Nah! murag beauty pageant question nani. ;D

unsa bang mananapa nga ganahan og helicopter position?  ;D

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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2009, 06:44:05 AM »
basin diay og kitay unang maka-gama og ngalan, mabutang tas Websters Dictionary. hahaha

akong take: HOMOPECIAL marriage. sosyal. lol.

Glacier, mas ganahan ko aning imong na coin na pangalan kay sound like home facial! hahahaha I think settled na ta ani na name!  Taym pa, di ba kaha ta ani ma alleged ug discrimination kay sounds lang homo for homosexual man pod! tsk tsk tsk delikado ta ani dah! ahaha

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« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2009, 09:46:26 AM »
Glacier, mas ganahan ko aning imong na coin na pangalan kay sound like home facial! hahahaha I think settled na ta ani na name!  Taym pa, di ba kaha ta ani ma alleged ug discrimination kay sounds lang homo for homosexual man pod! tsk tsk tsk delikado ta ani dah! ahaha

hahaha. aw, ila na nang problema. sila pay gitabangan, sila pay masuko. esep-esep pa ta og better term. (gawas na sad akong sip-on.)

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« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2009, 06:43:28 PM »
unsa bang mananapa nga ganahan og helicopter position?  ;D

Glace, ako sa pud huna-hunaon ug unsang mananapa nang ganahan ug helicopter. Di  man diay pud lalim ka apangasaw-on kay bisan ug mananap na, naa man diay gihapon qualification.

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