« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2007, 12:24:29 PM »
AMAZING ROTO-ROOTER DELUXE TOILET 
The toilet has evolved so little since the Romans invented the latrine in 2500 B.C. The next significant advance happened when Albert Giblin, an employee of Thomas Crapper, perfected an effective flush toilet in 1898.
But now modern technology has delivered us the Roto-Rooter Deluxe Toilet!
Is this not the most amazing toilet you have ever seen? Considering that the average person spends 11,862 hours in the bathroom in a lifetime, which adds up to one year, four months and five days, don't you deserve a quality toilet experience?
This toilet of your dreams comes fully loaded with the following luxury enhancements:
Philips™ 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD
Xbox™ 360 gaming system
Philips™ DVD player
Gateway® EMachine™ laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm
iPod™ with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
Roto-Rooter “emergency” button
Tivo™ recorder
Avanti™ refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks
Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, ESPN and GQ
Bike pedal exerciser
Cup warmer / cooler
Enjoy! Enjoy!
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