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Lightning Strikes Man's Penis
« on: September 25, 2007, 08:11:03 PM »
A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 08:15:25 PM »

Basig virgin to siya, Mike.

Hajji, pag bantay gajud ka sa kilat! ;D

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 08:48:16 PM »
wahahah naunsa delikado diay ng mangihi sa kilid kilid lang..

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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 09:37:14 PM »
Basig virgin to siya, Mike.

Hajji, pag bantay gajud ka sa kilat! ;D
hehehehhehe...akoa nalang diay e ground akong nota para motipas lang ang kilat!

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 09:56:06 PM »

wahahah naunsa delikado diay ng mangihi sa kilid kilid lang..

dili na ikaw mo ingon "tabi", kun dili ang kilat. ;D

hehehehhehe...akoa nalang diay e ground akong nota para motipas lang ang kilat!

hahahahahaha

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 11:00:41 PM »


Wow, ka swerte niya!

No more batteries will be needed.

He will just keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going,keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

All the ladies will fall for him ;D





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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 11:09:32 PM »

Wow, ka swerte niya!

No more batteries will be needed.

He will just keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going,keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

All the ladies will fall for him ;D


Unya, gusto ka kilatan or pa kurentihan, GEC?

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 11:28:12 PM »
Unya, gusto ka kilatan or pa kurentihan, GEC?


Ngeeh!!!

                                On the other hand, do you know what needs to be done to make it happen?



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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2007, 01:22:15 AM »

Ngeeh!!!
                    On the other hand, do you know what needs to be done to make it happen?


It's easy, GEC. According to one of Barbaro's joke, mang hingugmo ra ka unya ipapilit dayun nimo sa live wire. ;D ;D

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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2007, 07:42:30 AM »
It's easy, GEC. According to one of Barbaro's joke, mang hingugmo ra ka unya ipapilit dayun nimo sa live wire. ;D ;D

That is why our Barbaro is overloaded always.  :D ;D  Hajji must have to do the same instead of researching all the time and remain virgin.

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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 09:52:23 AM »
kabalo na bitaw mo sa kilat nga mo igo gyud na sa mga tumoy2x, labina ang tumoy talinis kaajo??? pareha ka kuan????

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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2007, 11:59:34 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2007, 12:15:26 PM »
kabalo na bitaw mo sa kilat nga mo igo gyud na sa mga tumoy2x, labina ang tumoy talinis kaajo??? pareha ka kuan????
kana permi jerjer kay mao man na makapatalinis ug tumoy par permi gud ba-id!

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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2007, 12:19:42 PM »
hehe mag-amping nalang jud ilabina mangihi...unya magkilat kilat.. nah! pastilan mawala si manoy!

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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2007, 01:09:22 PM »
luuy pood intawn sa laki....ang lagay man jud gi igoo..hahaha.
So unsa man ang result? Na wa na jud iyang lagay?

Jati.....

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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2007, 03:17:07 PM »
nawala na jud ang pikoy...nasunog!

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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2007, 08:49:38 PM »
hahahhaahhahha

nalisang ang mga lalaki sa TB! hahhahha

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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2007, 08:52:46 PM »

hahahahha labi na ang mga beergins kay maoy dali maigo.

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« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2007, 08:56:08 PM »
hahahhaahhahha

nalisang ang mga lalaki sa TB! hahhahha

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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2007, 08:59:49 PM »

No fear. No retreat. No surrender.

Tubag Bohol men, arise!

Mike, don't tell us mga moapil ka sa kapunongan sa mga beergins? ;D

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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2007, 09:12:40 PM »
That is why our Barbaro is overloaded always.  :D ;D  Hajji must have to do the same instead of researching all the time and remain virgin.
wahahaha over loaded..mangihi ko adto sa punso oi aron modako..dili para kilatan..(punso balay sa dwende)

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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2007, 09:16:32 PM »
Kamao sad tong kilata dah.. babae nga kilat seguro to or.. binabae.. kay sintro man gyod.. sa kadaghan ug maigo didto pa gyod.

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« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2007, 09:44:44 PM »
mao na giingon sa una nga nabuyagan kay bisan asa man mangihi... di ba sa kinaraan???

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« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2007, 10:03:05 PM »
hahahahha labi na ang mga beergins kay maoy dali maigo.
di man maigo ang mga virgins kay dili man electrically charge ang ilang mga nota (atoms). kana noon cge jerjer kay fully charge na kay according to physics, when two objects are being rubbed together it will create a static electrical charge!

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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2007, 10:06:29 PM »
di man maigo ang mga virgins kay dili man electrically charge ang ilang mga nota (atoms). kana noon cge jerjer kay fully charge na kay according to physics, when two objects are being rubbed together it will create a static electrical charge!

Haj, lahi man daw na nga klase sa lightning...dili man na ganahan ug fully charged kay gusto man sa lightning siya ang mo charge. :D

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« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2007, 10:13:23 PM »
hahhahahha na si Hadji na gyud ang rombohon ani!!! kay wa gyud ma charge...

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« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2007, 10:17:20 PM »
so far wala pa man ko naigo! that means, hadlok ang lightning nako!

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« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2007, 10:20:06 PM »
so far wala pa man ko naigo! that means, hadlok ang lightning nako!

imo man kaha gud nang i-ground. ;D pero bantay-bantay nalang gyud. hahahaha

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« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2007, 12:30:18 AM »
nawala na jud ang pikoy...nasunog!

aguuuuyyy....

Paita pood na uy. Ang laki na walang iyang lagay...hahaha ..wala na ang purpose sa life jud. Di na siya maka 'make love' ug wa na yamo bata.
Ako pa to, id have worn a plastic cover on my lagay..to protect my precious gems hahaahhaha!

So i have a question about the victim:

How does he urinate now? Through a tube?

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« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2007, 03:56:04 AM »
imo man kaha gud nang i-ground. ;D pero bantay-bantay nalang gyud. hahahaha

hala ka bantay ka kay basin ikaw sunod, hehehhe   joke.  peace

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« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2007, 04:15:22 AM »
aguuuuyyy....

Paita pood na uy. Ang laki na walang iyang lagay...hahaha ..wala na ang purpose sa life jud. Di na siya maka 'make love' ug wa na yamo bata.
Ako pa to, id have worn a plastic cover on my lagay..to protect my precious gems hahaahhaha!

So i have a question about the victim:

How does he urinate now? Through a tube?



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« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2007, 01:14:47 PM »
Baje seguro to kilata kay sa kadaghan nijang ig-on,mao pa jod ijang gipili ang nag-dungo-dungo ra.

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« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2007, 09:06:32 PM »
Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo ;D

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« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2007, 09:13:38 PM »
Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo ;D

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« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2007, 09:15:20 PM »
hahaha tinuod bitaw te, kay ang dako sala silutan man hahaha

kumusta namn ka te, taud taud naman ka wala online?

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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2007, 09:05:48 AM »
Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo ;D
hahahahahahahahahahha,mao seguro no?..ayeeeeee(^-^)

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« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2007, 09:10:51 AM »
Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo ;D





Mariceeeel! igaaaat!

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« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2007, 09:16:12 AM »
almost thesame sa akong amigo, nangihi sa electric post unya ga ulan, ang Poste may ground so pag pangihi nya milatay ang kuryente sa iyang ihi dritso sa iyang pikoy, nakuryente ug na nadala sa hospital.

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« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2007, 09:22:21 AM »
almost thesame sa akong amigo, nangihi sa electric post unya ga ulan, ang Poste may ground so pag pangihi nya milatay ang kuryente sa iyang ihi dritso sa iyang pikoy, nakuryente ug na nadala sa hospital.



nabuhi ra sha Ash???

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« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2007, 11:07:01 AM »
unya nakaanak pa ba pod siya?

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