This is a true story sa among baryo, Ate C2.
A man raped a young female cow and indeed he deflowered the cow.
After that, he was blamed for the long drought in our town.
Kaluoy pud sa baka oi, maayo gani wa ma buntis. Na traumatized gyud to for life. Grabe ra pud siya ka uwagan lakiha noh? Bisan baka wa gyud gipasaylo, gidaginot pa gyud intawon. Wala siya na uwaw sa iyang gibuhat? Arang2x nalang tong laki sa American Pie, at least ang apple pie ra iyang gipanamastamasan.
Since we're swapping true stories here, I have a small one of my own. Actually, it's my brother-in-law's...adtong grade 5 pa daw sila, naa sila'y classmate nga ginganlan ug Marie...kini daw si Marie, one day naka huna2x nalang siya ug paslak ug hotdog sa iyang v*g*na...grabe siguro pagka paslak, wala na ibot, she had to go to the ER. After that, she was known throughout the school as Hotdog Marie.
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