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Cow Urine Soft Drinks
« on: November 18, 2011, 12:31:35 AM »
Political Party in India Launching Line of Cow Urine Soft Drinks

Nothing says refreshing like an ice cold soda. I don’t think urine would have the same effect, but India apparently never got the memo. The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) is working on a soft drink made out of cow urine.

Known in Sanskrit as “gau jal,” which means “cow water,” the soft drink should be available for human consumption by the end of the year. According to Om Prakash, the head of the department in charge of this beverage monstrosity, the drink will actually be “tasty.”

Why make a soft drink out of urine? Well, apparently the RSS is seeking to rid India of all foreign influence and promote “Hindu-ness.”

According to the RSS, cow urine can be used to treat a variety of ailments, such as liver disease and cancer. In fact, Prakash feels that despite the enormous advertising budgets of popular soft drinks Coca-Cola and Pepsi, his cow urine concoction will be able to hold its own due to being “good for mankind.”

Prakesh also says that the drink will be cheap for consumers, though no price has been set.

The RSS, along with its many offshoots, has been accused of atrocities in the past, such as the killing of 67 Christians in Orissa last year, as well as the assaulting of numerous women in a pub in Mangalore.

Now they’re serving us pee.


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Re: Cow Urine Soft Drinks
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2011, 12:33:31 AM »
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2011, 12:50:57 AM »
O my goodness...can i say pro-pathogenic? Yikes!

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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2011, 06:01:05 AM »
Bisan unsa na lay ilang nahunahunaa gikan sa ilang balaan nga baka,
      basin hasta tai  ilang kan-on..  ::)

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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2011, 06:10:15 AM »
Bisan unsa na lay ilang nahunahunaa gikan sa ilang balaan nga baka,
      basin hasta tai  ilang kan-on..  ::)

Ang cow urine soft drink paresan og cow dung cake... :P

 

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Re: Cow Urine Soft Drinks
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2011, 12:40:04 AM »

   mahimo sad kon diretso na lang sa punoan kon gusto moinom  ;D

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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2011, 01:15:08 AM »

 dako kaayo ang tapok  hinulog sa elepante gipaniudto sa unggoy but where's the soft urine drink?  ;D

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Re: Cow Urine Soft Drinks
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2011, 08:11:28 AM »

   mahimo sad kon diretso na lang sa punoan kon gusto moinom  ;D

di ko kahibawog mokatawa ba ko ani o mohilak, hahuhuhahu...



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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 08:31:26 PM »

   mahimo sad kon diretso na lang sa punoan kon gusto moinom  ;D

Hmm, di ba kaha solid ning iyang hearty treat... ::)

 

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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 10:54:49 AM »

I EAT COW DUNG TO SURVIVE – WOMAN SHOCKS SWAZILAND

October 8, 2011 by newsdzezimbabwe

A woman has caused a stir when a South African Broadcasting Corporation (SABC) programme showed her eating cow dung.
She says there is nothing wrong with it.

The  60-year old Sofie Magagula, said it was no joke that she eats cow dung. This is despite having chickens.

Magagula said she is driven by desperation to eat cow dung, which she collects from her neighbours’ kraal.

She is aware of the scorn that will be directed at her but she maintains that, although she is not proud of being poor
and struggles to get a meal, she fails to understand why she should have kept her situation a secret.

She said the programme told her personal story, which she would have told to anyone if she had been asked.

Magagula demonstrated during the interview how she prepares and eats the cow dung.

Magagula was featured on Cutting Edge, a South African Broadcasting Corporation (SABC) programme, on Thursday last week, eating cow dung.

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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 11:03:17 AM »
[img width= height=]http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/07/23/135862-a-cow-dung-massage.jpg[/img]
    applying cow dung on their body  :o

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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 11:55:51 AM »
Yea, I'm sorry, but that is just disgusting.

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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 04:16:22 PM »
Though it is lower in energy than the food it came from, feces may still contain a large amount of energy, often 50% of that of the original food. --Wiki

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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 09:07:08 PM »
I EAT COW DUNG TO SURVIVE – WOMAN SHOCKS SWAZILAND

October 8, 2011 by newsdzezimbabwe


yikes!  suddenly, i have no appetite now...  :(


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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 09:16:41 PM »
Cattle manure — The elements of cattle manure are similar to those of pig manure, but cattle are ruminants and the food stuffs are repeatedly masticated, making the excrement quite delicate. Cattle manure contains less nitrogen than pig manure (C:N = 25:1). Cattle urine contains more nitrogen than pig urine (in the form of hippuric acid, C6H5 CONHCH2 COOH); therefore, cattle excreta decompose slowly. The average daily excreta is 25 kg/cow, in which the ratio of feces to urine is about 3:2. The total annual amount of excrement for each animal is 9000 kg.

   
excerpt from Integrated fish farming in China
                   Fisheries and Aquaculture Department, FAO


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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2011, 11:35:14 PM »
That explains why cattle manure is a very good fertilizer for plants, flowering plants that is....
   ayaw lang sa  vegetables kay masakit ta ana   ::)

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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2011, 11:38:52 PM »
another use of cow  urine, matud nila    ;D

[img width= height=]http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/07/23/135863-antiseptic-aftershave-from-cows-urine.jpg[/img]

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Japanese Make "Delicious", Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2011, 10:50:48 AM »
Jason Mick (Blog) - June 17, 2011 10:51 AM
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Mankind has come up with all sorts of ideas for new meat sources from cloned animals to chowing down on insects, but this idea may be the most outlandish yet.

The Tokyo Sewage service in Japan serves over 13 million people over approximately a 2,200 square kilometer area.  It approached Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, with an unusual problem -- it had too much "sewer mud" (also known as human excrement).

It turns out human excrement is a breeding ground for scores of bacteria.  So Mr. Ikeda cooked up an unusual solution -- make food out of the feces.

The first step is to cook the bacteria, killing them, and to extract their proteins via separation techniques according to Yahoo News.  Soy protein is added to enhance the flavor.  The meat mixture travels to a "reaction enhancer" (likely a chemical reactor of some sort) where it turns into a textured "meat" and is then extrude through an "exploder".

The delicious "steak" is even finished with red food color to give it a comforting hue.  Mr. Ikeda claims that in initial testing people found the feces steak to taste somewhat like beef.

Mr. Ikeda is afraid the main obstacle to deploying excrement meat to the masses is the "psychological barrier."  He states, "I admit that few people would be keen to eat it knowing its made of human excrement."

Indeed, the concept of "fake" meat alone is hard for some to swallow.  Taco Bell was recently sued when diners discovered that its beef mixed "fake meat" filers with real meat.

How much would the "meat" cost?  Mr. Ikeda comments, "As far as the cost is concerned, because at the moment it includes the cost of research our artificial meat is 10 to 20 times more expensive than normal meat.  But once the research is complete and it's put on the market, we'll probably be able to price it at roughly the same level as normal meat."

The new "meat" is also healthier than traditional meat as it’s an ideal mix of 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals.  The small fat content, in particular makes the feces steaks healthier than their animal counterpart.

The new meat would also cut down on the greenhouse gas emissions, which traditional livestock produce.  In that regard it could even earn "carbon credits" helping its price to be cheaper than animal-derived meat.

The idea may sound crazy, but consider that Japan is no stranger to fine meat products.  Its Kobe region beef is renowned by connoisseurs worldwide for it's delicious flavor.

And as the band Pink Floyd famously sang, "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!"



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« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2011, 10:52:52 AM »
The delicious "steak" is even finished with red food color to give it a comforting hue.  Mr. Ikeda claims that in initial testing people found the feces steak to taste somewhat like beef.

Morag beef ang lami? :P



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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2011, 11:46:19 AM »
Mao tingali ang gitawag nila ug  "mystery meat" sa restaurant, tai gi-recycle?...
  magvegetarian na lang  kaha ko, ari lutoa sa akong kusina.. :o

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