Author Topic: What Would You Do If You Had One...? (Read 17912 times)

Sigbin II · « **on:** March 29, 2008, 09:12:04 PM »

Since an example might better illustrate how this thread should proceed, please read the following:

Post 1:
What would you do if you had one keg of Red Horse Beer?

Post 2:
I would go on an all-night drinking spree with my friends.

What would you do if you had one million yen?

Post 3:
Wait a year for the exchange rate to go up and then spend it.

What would you do if you had one _________?

And so on and so forth.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2008, 09:12:56 PM »

What would you do if you had P1 Million?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2008, 10:29:34 PM »

Will invest on the stock market and will save some or franchise mini but famous food outlets

-What will you do if you have one day left to live?

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2008, 10:53:57 PM »

Serious answer: I will write to my satisfaction as much as I can and leave instructions for the publication, in whatever mode or media, of whatever I've written.

Or, I could go and assassinate at least two politicians and one businessman who are on my list of "people to kill before I die".

What would you do if you had one native chicken right now?

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C2H4 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2008, 11:03:03 PM »

I will make chicken tinola.

What would you do if you had one big, fat piece of the finest uncut African diamond?

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Happy · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2008, 01:17:17 AM »

I will sell it and use the money to buy a house.

What would you do if you will suddenly receive an envelope from a person you don't know?

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hazel · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2008, 01:20:59 AM »

I will ask you (Happy) to open it for me.

What would you do if you become President of the Phils?

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Bambi · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2008, 04:11:25 AM »

Philippines will be the center of national renaissance.

What wouid you do if you have to choose to save the life either of your husband and your child?

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grazie7y · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2008, 04:49:17 AM »

I would save my child. If my husband can't save himself, the more I can't save him.

What would you do if TB Admin Mike ask you to replace him for one month?

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Happy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:51:55 AM »

I will ask you (Happy) to open it for me.

Ok ra pud kung ako mo open basta ikaw ang motan-aw kung unsay sulod

I would save my child. If my husband can't save himself, the more I can't save him.

What would you do if TB Admin Mike ask you to replace him for one month?

I'm sorry Mike, but I will say no, kay absenot manko, and I'm not capable to replace him. Besides, no one can replace him on his place

What would you do if someone you don't know will call you and says that he/she is your half-sibling?

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grazie7y · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »

What would you do if someone you don't know will call you and says that he/she is your half-sibling?
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I would welcome him/her. We don't have enough siblings. We are only 13 (including Beth).

What would you do if your car breaks down in the middle of a busy street?

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2008, 08:59:13 PM »

I would leave my car, call a towing service, and walk or take a bus or taxi. (But all this is unlikely as I have no car and am here in Tagbilaran.)

What would you do if you had one whole tropical island (like Balicasag) to yourself?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2008, 09:03:07 PM »

maglumos ko .lol

what would you do if you die today and you will face in front of God and he will ask you,Why should i let you in to my Heaven?

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gelyan · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2008, 09:24:24 PM »

what would you do if you die today and you will face in front of God and he will ask you,Why should i let you in to my Heaven?
- Because I accepted You Lord as my personal savior...You are my first priority in life the center of everything.

What will you do if God is in front of you right now?

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grazie7y · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2008, 04:08:33 PM »

I would embrace Him and thank Him for all the graces and blessings I receive!

What would you do if somebody gives you a boat for a gift?

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stardust · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2008, 04:28:57 PM »

i will thank him and buy a fishing net... managat dayon ko... weeeeh!

What would you do if you had one baby to adopt?

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hazel · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2008, 06:31:48 PM »

I would gladly welcome him/her.

What would you do if you had one chance to meet Oprah?

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grazie7y · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2008, 02:29:18 AM »

I would shake her hand and thank her for your contribution to the world, and would also ask for a pose together.

What would you do if the boat is sinking?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2008, 02:42:38 AM »

If I'm alone, I'll make sure that my ID is secured with me, then grab hold of the life jacket nya adto dayun lifeboat.

What would you do if you have one chance to direct a movie?

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grazie7y · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2008, 02:49:32 AM »

I make a very nice movie showcasing the beauty of Bohol.

What would you do if you have 50k pesos and you are to spend that in 50 minutes without using online access?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2008, 05:59:30 PM »

ill give it all to the needy.

what would you do if somebody wants to rape you?

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stardust · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2008, 06:05:58 PM »

i'll tell him i have aids...

what would you do if you have the chance of meeting the devil in person?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2008, 06:27:04 PM »

I will laugh and laugh and say hello to my little friend,

What would you do if somebody kiss you.

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stardust · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2008, 06:37:38 PM »

i'll give him my hand

what would you do if you had one encounter with an outer space alien?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2008, 06:43:48 PM »

what will you do with your hand?lol

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stardust · « **Reply #25 on:** April 01, 2008, 06:50:09 PM »

you said he wants to kiss me, you didn't said where... so i take it it's my choice, and if other men should kiss me, i'll only let them kiss my hand...

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #26 on:** April 01, 2008, 07:04:04 PM »

ah ok i tot u will slap him on the face.lol

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stardust · « **Reply #27 on:** April 01, 2008, 07:20:17 PM »

if he's rude... hmmm... i'll do that

bye bye kuya vits... off na nako... hay nka OT ko ahat... til tomorrow..

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #28 on:** April 01, 2008, 07:27:54 PM »

ok c yeah ingatz Elaine

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thegirlnextdoor · « **Reply #29 on:** April 01, 2008, 07:28:27 PM »

A keg of beer I am sure my best friend from high school would put the tap up to her lips and suck away like she did when we were younger and telling mom we are going to the movies but instead we took a planned detour to the forested area of the beach to party with buddies from all over the area hell yah at keggers everyone is your best friend.....bring on the free beer!

Those days were fun i was not of a drinker and I am still not one untill today...............I was usually the designated driver and the one to pick up the drunkards and get them home safely, out community is pretty tight knit and cool we do not have a motto of having persons sleeping out in the night drunk or poor or sick or homeless we have shelters for those with no place they can call home.

Here if some one gets drunk they are left for drunk! Thats so mean.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #30 on:** April 01, 2008, 07:44:23 PM »

PreciousNpolite, did you intend this post for this thread? Anyway, let's pick up from where Elaine21 left off.

I would ask the alien what life on his or her or its planet is like.

What would you do if you had one box of Cuban cigars?

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thegirlnextdoor · « **Reply #31 on:** April 01, 2008, 07:57:14 PM »

okay the keg of beer sounded good to me at the time...lol! What would I do with a box of Cubano cigars?

I would give them away to the trash bin immediatley as i do not promote nasty tobacco products.

What would you do with a bottle of white dry wine?

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hazel · « **Reply #32 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:02:50 PM »

Drink it after a sumptuous dinner of seafoods.

What would you do if you had one friend left?

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gelyan · « **Reply #33 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:06:01 PM »

I want it to be you!

what would you do if you saw your father kissing with other girl?

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hazel · « **Reply #34 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:07:59 PM »

Kissing where? If on the cheek, it doesn't matter. I'm used to it.

What would you do if you had one month to live?

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gelyan · « **Reply #35 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:14:10 PM »

I will spend it touring around the world...hehe kaya kaha? nyahaha

what would you do if you farted on a silent room with your classmate seriously praying the 3 o'clock prayer?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #36 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:32:08 PM »

laugh and cry.lol

what would you do if somebody steal your husband

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kiamoy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:15:00 PM »

I'll let her have him. That means he is not worth keeping.

What would you do if you're a priest and somebody confesses to you that he is going to blow a bus up tomorrow,?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #38 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:18:28 PM »

keep silent and let them blow up.lol

What would you do if you lost your wallet?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #39 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:31:15 PM »

I'll cuss, swear, I'll call somebody and rant endlessly about my katangahan then start from scratch.. apply napud license, medicard, etc..

What would you do if your sweetheart is perfect. smart,goodlooking,sexy - but dili maka anak?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:33:14 PM »

ill get somebody and replace her,sipa tadyak ug hakong iyang maagoman.lol

What would you do if you lost your mind?

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Bambi · « **Reply #41 on:** April 02, 2008, 01:21:11 AM »

I don't care..... can't think anymore.

What would you do if you feel lately you are a lesbian and/or gay?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #42 on:** April 02, 2008, 01:54:15 AM »

lol, castrate myself

What would you do if someone was on your bed ?

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stardust · « **Reply #43 on:** April 02, 2008, 11:11:03 AM »

my bf?.... jump in!

What would you do if you become blind?

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grazie7y · « **Reply #44 on:** April 02, 2008, 01:47:55 PM »

I will learn braille.

What would you do if your leg needs to be amputated?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #45 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:47:54 AM »

Accept it and get one of the high tech orthotic implants.

If you found a $100 bill?

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Bambi · « **Reply #46 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:49:35 AM »

I will learn braille.

What would you do if your leg needs to be amputated?

Save money to buy a modern wheelchair.

What would you do if have lot of admirers even though you are happy in your marriage life? $:-\$

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Bambi · « **Reply #47 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:51:19 AM »

Accept it and get one of the high tech orthotic implants.

If you found a $100 bill?

To have it exchange into Pesos....in Euro the worth is too less.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #48 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:57:28 AM »

I will learn braille.

What would you do if your leg needs to be amputated?

Save money to buy a modern wheelchair.

What would you do if have lot of admirers even though you are happy in your marriage life? $:-\$

Hmmm, ask the wife. LOL

J/P

Be faithful, of course, okey lang to flirt back but nothing more than that.

If you saw your high school friends?

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stardust · « **Reply #49 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:30:07 PM »

chat til sundown...

what would you do if you have to change gender?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #50 on:** April 03, 2008, 02:29:37 PM »

no way. im still a man with many wives.

what would you do if my wives fighting each other?

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LanggamTamsi2 · « **Reply #51 on:** April 03, 2008, 03:24:35 PM »

no way. im still a man with many wives.

what would you do if my wives fighting each other?

Hmmm no comments.

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stardust · « **Reply #52 on:** April 03, 2008, 03:30:34 PM »

no way. im still a man with many wives.

what would you do if my wives fighting each other?

i'll set the rules and be their referree!

what whould you do if you had one hour before the internet will be gone forever?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #53 on:** April 03, 2008, 04:06:49 PM »

i'll set my computer on fire..

what would you do if im depress, lonely and tired.

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Edelweiss · « **Reply #54 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:48:33 PM »

if you're depress, lonely and tired i'll send you to bed and have a nice dream. if i'm depress i'll go shopping

what would you do if you won the lottery only few minutes later you learned it was a mistake

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Bambi · « **Reply #55 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:38:16 PM »

Oh...Lita! I will shout too loud SCHEISSE!

:'( :'( :'(

What would you do if you will find it out not you are an adopted child?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #56 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:41:24 PM »

i'll cry!! dili diay ko anak ni mommy?!?!

what will you do if you only have a choice salary bonus same position or promotion with same amount of salary?

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Bambi · « **Reply #57 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:06:59 AM »

It depends how stressful/exhausting the new position is?

What would you do if....Pres. Gloria Arroyo offers you to be her right hand?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #58 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:07:55 AM »

promotion lang

If you found out that your gf wanted to take your relationship to a 'level' higher?

OT: Kiams, is that you in your avatar?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #59 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:08:23 AM »

Neither. Could you either demote me or decrease my salary please.. ahahaha

If given the chance to ask GOD personally with 1 question. What would you ask?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #60 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:10:05 AM »

To be with him forever, in eternal bliss,

Had you gone into medicine, what specialty would you have gone into? Surgery? Primary Care?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #61 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:10:40 AM »

It depends how stressful/exhausting the new position is?

What would you do if....Pres. Gloria Arroyo offers you to be her right hand?

Ill tell her , pwede LEFT hand nalang.. kapoi nang cge right.. lolzz..

What are the top 5 things you will implement if you become the PRESIDENT of PINAS?

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Bambi · « **Reply #62 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:12:51 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #63 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:16:22 AM »

1. accurate vigilantism (hehe)
2. budget for education should be prioritized
3. special permissions on rallies
4. stricter law on tax
5. corruption..hmm.. eye for an eye punishment

(i know.. i know.. hehe)

what would you do if you were face to face with a dangerous endangered specie, about to eat you but there are only 2 of them left?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #64 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:17:18 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #65 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:20:12 AM »

As President,
1. Increase military budget to 10% and purchase new warships, air defense, and increase the size of the army to 150k-300k troops
2. Implement a 'Colonize Mindanao' program that will focus on helping citizens financially to go and settle in southern and muslim mindanao
3. Pass a law that Senators who are linked to corruption--to be trialed by a jury and if convicted, will loose senatorial office and barred from running in any political office ever.
4. Make the Philippines into a military center; build cheap weapons and sell them to latin america, africa, asia; to increase military trade and development with Russia, China, India, Pakistan
5. Expand the Philippines beyond our borders. Reclaim the province of Sabah by force if necessary, reclaim Guam from the United States, reclaim Palau, reclaim the Mariana Islands. The Philippine will be changed from the 'Republic of the Philippines' to the 'United Federal Republic of the Philippines' aka "The Empire" to our enemies

What would you do if you saw a rainbow in front of you?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #66 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:21:19 AM »

what would you do if you were face to face with a dangerous endangered specie? only 2 of them left?

Save them, propagate them, and have articles published internationally.

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #67 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:21:36 AM »

1. accurate vigilantism (hehe)
2. budget for education should be prioritized
3. special permissions on rallies
4. stricter law on tax
5. corruption..hmm.. eye to eye punishment

(i know.. i know.. hehe)

what would you do if you were face to face with a dangerous endangered specie? only 2 of them left?

Try to catch 'em both or kill 'em both. whatever it takes to get 'em as a trophy..

IF given 1 wish to obtain 1 material thing in this world. What would it be?

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Bambi · « **Reply #68 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:23:25 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

NO Bol-anon ko. God is irreplaceable! His job is quite stressful hearing/entertaining/answering wishes and prayers. And he has no chance to become a pensionist.

To your question: I might say to the Filipinos....Go to the World but don't always multiply!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #69 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:24:43 AM »

OT: well said, Pare!

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kiamoy · « **Reply #70 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:29:33 AM »

4. Make the Philippines into a military center; build cheap weapons and sell them to latin america, africa, asia; to increase military trade and development with Russia, China, India, Pakistan

this means a lot of money for us. we could be the richest if we supply armaments. but were will we get the supply? do we have enough? or are you only talking about labor fees income? hehe

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #71 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:29:42 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

NO Bol-anon ko. God is irreplaceable! His job is quite stressful hearing/entertaining/answering wishes and prayers. And he has no chance to become a pensionist.

To your question: I might say to the Filipinos....Go to the World but don't always multiply!

ahaha.. My answer would also be: "GO TO THE WORLD. AND USE OTHER MATHEMATICAL OPERATION not just MULTIPLICATION"

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Bambi · « **Reply #72 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:34:57 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

NO Bol-anon ko. God is irreplaceable! His job is quite stressful hearing/entertaining/answering wishes and prayers. And he has no chance to become a pensionist.

To your question: I might say to the Filipinos....Go to the World but don't always multiply!

ahaha.. My answer would also be: "GO TO THE WORLD. AND USE OTHER MATHEMATICAL OPERATION not just MULTIPLICATION"

You mean used every after a wife's child delivery a clear PERIOD?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #73 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:19:10 AM »

What would you do if you saw a rainbow in front of you?

i'll take pictures!!~

What would you do if you found out that your best friend thru thick thin (asin patyanay if naa cya kaaway) is a serial killer?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #74 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:32:21 AM »

4. Make the Philippines into a military center; build cheap weapons and sell them to latin america, africa, asia; to increase military trade and development with Russia, China, India, Pakistan

this means a lot of money for us. we could be the richest if we supply armaments. but were will we get the supply? do we have enough? or are you only talking about labor fees income? hehe

Yes. We can supply cheap 'all-around' weapons to poor countries that cannot afford high tech material. For example, the Philippines right now produces the Armoured Carrier, "Simba". It is philippine made, and several requests from Argentina, Columbia and several African countries have been made to purchase some.

We can get the metal and material in our own country. It is said that 80% of the Philippine's natural resources is untapped. This is including tin, copper, mercury, cadmium, coal, natural gas, diamonds, raw metals, timber, oil etc. However, for optimum's sake, we can buy cheap Chinese steel as well.

We can build 7 major war plant factories, 2 based in Luzon, 2 based in Visayas and 3 based in Mindanao. The ones in Luzon will produce Philippine-made all-around fast attack boats, patrol ships. The ones in visayas will produce scout planes armed with light strafing machine guns and an all-purpose bomb. Even making Philippine-made air superiority fighters modeled after the F-5 Tiger II design. It will be cheap and yes it won't be super high tech, but 20 of these can take down 4-5 F-16s

Mindanao will be the base of operations for land infantry materiel. Production of artillery, rifles, mortars, air defense missiles, naval defense missiles, armoured vehicles, light tanks, etc.

Thousands will be employed. And the Philippines will be known to the region as the 'Military Hub' of Asia.

Philippine-Made

This is the Philippine-Made SIMBA APC (Armoured personnel carrier). Hundreds are used and fill in the ranks of Philippine Army, and Philippine Marine Corp batallions, divisions, corps.

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kiamoy · « **Reply #75 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:38:44 AM »

nah..it sounds dangerous.. but it will make us rich jud!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #76 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:46:54 AM »

Think about it this way,

Indonesia;-

population: 240,000,000
military force: 303,000 (army) with 800,000 reserves; 74,000 (navy); 33,000 (air force)
economy: $ 900 BILLION GNP (one of the largest in Asia and in the world)

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Philippines;-
population: 92,000,000
economy: $ 500 BILLION GNP (one of the largest in ASEAN)

Okay, Indonesia's population is 2.6 times that of our own, yet our economy is stronger than theirs in terms of per capita. Since Indonesia is 2.6 times larger than us in terms of population and less than twice bigger in economy, than our military should be at LEAST half their size.

Philippine Military SHOULD be as follows:
1. Army Size (150,000) with 400,000 reserves
2. Navy Size (50,000) with 1 or 2 cruisers, 3-5 destroyers, 5-10 frigates, and fleets of patrol ships, fast attack ships, transport ships
3. Air Force Size (30,000-40,000) with at least 8 squadrons; 4 planes per squadron. We should have in our inventory F-16s, F-18s, F-15s, F-5s, Bombers, transport planes, scout planes.

At our size, given our large economy (compared to other countries), and a large population, there should be no reason why the Philippines isn't a regional, militarized, nationalistic power.

We can do it. And when we do, ASEAN-PACIFIC will tremble at our wake.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #77 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:51:32 AM »

nah..it sounds dangerous.. but it will make us rich jud!

Yes, very very rich. And not just rich, but respected and FEARED.

Malaysia will cower in fear at the Philippines, which has a population over 3 times that of Malaysia. Indonesia will beg the Philippines for aid in suppressing their ultraradical muslim rebels in their provinces of irian jaya, sulawesi, borneo. The Philippines will be a check to any Chinese growth in our waters. China will not want to mess with a nation as Philippines and risk angering 100,000,000 citizens.
The US will strengthen her relations with a powerful and economically stable Philippines.

I have a dream of someday seeing the Philippine Combined Fleet steaming across the pacific to train in with US ships in the ports of San Diego, San Francisco.
American citizens will gape with awe and say, "Wow, where are those ships coming from?" "Those are Philippine warships, Billy." "Really? Wow, Philippines must be sure as heck strong like us, mom!"

Yes. It will come true. RISE PHILIPPINES! RISE!

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #78 on:** April 04, 2008, 08:08:34 AM »

Lorenz wla naman AIR FORCE ang pinas.. AIR FARCE nalang.. ehehehe.. nahurot na ug ka crash ang ilang gitaya nga fighter planes.. pati helicopter.. hehehe

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stardust · « **Reply #79 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:34:25 PM »

The Philippine Air Force is composed of 90% air and 10% force

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #80 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:38:29 PM »

The Philippine Air Force is composed of 90% air and 10% force

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Bambi · « **Reply #81 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:41:58 PM »

The Philippine Air Force is composed of 90% air and 10% force

Very correct!

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #82 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:42:05 PM »

Balik sa ta sa topic.

I would keep his identity secret. Kay kung naa ko'y ipapatay, siya'y ahong ingnon.

What would you do if you were a 110-year-old eskrima master but you can't yet die because you haven't yet passed on your mastery to another?

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Bambi · « **Reply #83 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:49:02 PM »

Balik sa ta sa topic.

I would keep his identity secret. Kay kung naa ko'y ipapatay, siya'y ahong ingnon.

What would you do if you were a 110-year-old eskrima master but you can't yet die because you haven't yet passed on your mastery to another?

Paul, I will file my resignation and/or pension. Or..shall I take harakiri?

What would you do if three pregnant ladies are at the same time complaining that you are the Father of the unborn babies?

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #84 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:56:09 PM »

I will commit harakiri. :'( Seriously, aho silang ipa-DNA test. If they really are my kids, I will support them according to my means.

What would you if you had one night in Vegas and the sky's the limit with how much you'll spend?

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david · « **Reply #85 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:09:27 PM »

i gamble the whole night and take some beautiful ladies
what would you do if osama bin laden stand in front of you and a lot of bodyguard behind him

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #86 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:13:32 PM »

Depends on how far behind him the bodyguards are. If they're close by, I'll just keep quiet in a corner. If they're kilometers behind him, I'd IED him then collect the reward.

What would you do if you had an audience with George W. Bush?

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Bambi · « **Reply #87 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:14:18 PM »

I will tell him that Pres. G. Bush is extending his best regards.

What would you do if Osama Bin Laden will recruit you as one of his behind men?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #88 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:26:43 PM »

i will be a traitor.. then ill kill him..

what will you do lage if imo best friend for life (till death do you part) naging psycho serial killer diay?

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hazel · « **Reply #89 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:38:10 PM »

Well, till death do us part pud. It's either she will kill me or I will kill her.

What would you do if you had one chance travel US, where do you wanna go?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #90 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:51:44 PM »

I will commit harakiri. :'( Seriously, aho silang ipa-DNA test. If they really are my kids, I will support them according to my means.

What would you if you had one night in Vegas and the sky's the limit with how much you'll spend?

I will buy all the casino's sky's d limit man kaha and burn them to d ground..

btaw akoa ibulsa oi.. nganu gud tawn akoa man isugal ..mapildi palang

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #91 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:53:52 PM »

Well, till death do us part pud. It's either she will kill me or I will kill her.

What would you do if you had one chance travel US, where do you wanna go?

I would have my ticket refunded and buy another ticket headed for pinas..

What would you do if you have 1 more hour to live?

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hazel · « **Reply #92 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:59:51 PM »

Take a bath, brush my teeth and put on a new clothes. (para ready na)

What would you do if you inherited an island in the maldives?

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gelyan · « **Reply #93 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:04:40 AM »

what would you do if you are on tv broadcasting live then suddenly nikatawa ka unya niburot imong sip-on?

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Bambi · « **Reply #94 on:** April 05, 2008, 02:29:57 AM »

Take a bath, brush my teeth and put on a new clothes. (para ready na)

What would you do if you inherited an island in the maldives?

WOW!.......might exchange that from one of those lonely islet in Palawan. Maldives is quite expensive, can't cook the white/sugar beach.

What would you do if you are innocently suspected to a robbery/murder case?

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #95 on:** April 05, 2008, 03:07:59 AM »

kapait, then i would rely for some DNA testing kay mao ra jud nay bugtong solution. Paita sad ana Bayat oi!

What would you do (girls) when you have your heavy period unja wala moy tampons or pads available?

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hazel · « **Reply #96 on:** April 05, 2008, 03:10:41 AM »

Mao nay gi-ingon nga balik ta sa pasador...hahaha

What would you do if you meet a famous star and you had the opportunity to pose pero wala kay camera?

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #97 on:** April 05, 2008, 07:29:18 AM »

mangablit jud ko sa paparazzi, kodaki ko bi, Dong, Palihug?

What if you were driving dayun kalibangon na kaajo ka pero layo pa ang rest area?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #98 on:** April 05, 2008, 07:38:43 AM »

abi silpoin parking sa daplin.. ddtu malibang sa silopin.. my uncle actually had done somethign like this.. ahahaha.. nakapait.. IGIT pa jdu.. ok unta ug tobol.. naglagsik sa iyaha kotse. lolzzzz

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hazel · « **Reply #99 on:** April 05, 2008, 07:46:23 AM »

hahahah pagka dimalas!

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