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Just post any mangled adage, proverb, truism, sayings, or just about any phrase that you've come across or may have even been responsible for.  Quotes from Melanie Marquez are welcome.  Even simple typos are welcome.

Time is bold.

When you strike the iron, it is hot.

Do not do unto others what you can do today.

The early bird gets early breakfast.

Time heals.

Don't judge a book.  Cover it.

Slow men working.

A bird in the hand is not in the bush.

Pwede ba...

Birds with the same feather are birds?

and...

If there's a will, there's water or who knows in the aparador? (hahahah sorry! joke naman ni oi)

Do not ask what your country can do for you, ask what "where did the money go"

If you can't stand the heat, sit down!

What do you think of me?  Thinking of you?

If you're tired, then go and die.

( I always heard this from my employer's children in singapore haha)

He who doesn't know how to look back from where he came from... has a stiff neck

It is better to give but more better to receive

Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 27, 2007, 10:06:18 PM
Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

It has to be wayward, Lorenzo... like:

Early to bed, early to rise, so you can slip out unnoticed before the husband arrives

hahaha maayo jud ka mangita ug palusot GEC da!

LOL! I love that, Gec.

Lorenzo, Lorenzo, you're in familiar territory, no?

Quote from: GEC348 on October 27, 2007, 10:08:35 PM
It has to be wayward, Lorenzo... like:

Early to bed, early to rise, so you can slip out unnoticed before the husband arrives

  Imo ning binuhatan, GEC?

All work and no play makes Jack tired.

Quote from: Sigbin II on October 28, 2007, 08:14:31 PM
  Imo ning binuhatan, GEC?

All work and no play makes Jack tired.

Manundog ko sa tinubagan ni Lorenzo: 

If you love somebody, set her free. If she comes back, she might have forgotten something.
If not, maybe you have changed address, that's why.

Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.

(I forgot the name of the person I got this quote from)

Quote from: C2H4 on October 29, 2007, 02:20:23 PM
Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.

(I forgot the name of the person I got this quote from)

i love this...

Pwede ni?

Why are you laugh?  Are you happiness?   

Quote from: grazie7y on October 29, 2007, 03:09:54 PM
Pwede ni?

Why are you laugh?  Are you happiness?   

  Yes, pwede kaayo.

Situation: Alma Moreno is looking for Vandolph.

Question: Have you seen my childhood?

"Too much sleeping, is one way of pratice dying"

                  -my folks

Old carabao eat young grass.

Quote from: C2H4 on October 29, 2007, 02:20:23 PM
Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.

(I forgot the name of the person I got this quote from)

hahaha interesting twist, pero the original saying was from Ben Franklin (i think?)

(This comes from my lolo)

"Dako bahbah, dakong lawas. Gamay bahbah, gamay ang utok"
-an old Barangay Anas saying.

Hala! Maayo nlang dako ko'g baba! hahahaha

hahahaha!! oo gud!

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 29, 2007, 11:35:57 PM
(This comes from my lolo)

"Dako bahbah, dakong lawas. Gamay bahbah, gamay ang utok"
-an old Barangay Anas saying.

hahahahah

makarit ka gud, dong!

here's one, often used by my lola:

small business very hot!

wahahahahhahhahahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 29, 2007, 11:34:24 PM
hahaha interesting twist, pero the original saying was from Ben Franklin (i think?)

Yes, from his Poor Richard's Almanac.

Spokening of the devil.

       Forever is not a word... rather a place where two lovers go when true love takes them there.

ay kanindot Kyle!!!

Very nice, Kyle! Someday you'll have a "forever" but for now, study first!  Okay?

Quote from: grazie7y on November 13, 2007, 04:02:40 AM
Very nice, Kyle! Someday you'll have a "forever" but for now, study first!  Okay?

Salamat Ate Grazie and Ate ms da binsi.

Ok i have to get ready for school now it is almost 7:30 am.

Have a nice day everybody.

Kyle, keep it wayward.

Don't throw away your dirty water because it is dirty.

Don't leave for tomorrow, what you cannot do today (sakto ba?)

Don't worry, Happy.  There's no need to be correct.

May unggoy kong gamay,
Gisugo ko'g kamunggay,
Bantug rang gadugay-dugay
kay ning-tan-aw og sine.

Quote from: grazie7y on November 13, 2007, 04:02:40 AM
Very nice, Kyle! Someday you'll have a "forever" but for now, study first!  Okay?

Okay....salamat!

Salamat too ate da binsi.