Author Topic: EPAL POLITICIANS: To vote, or not to vote (Read 12784 times)

islander · « **on:** December 11, 2012, 05:00:38 PM »

please post pictures or news articles about this rabid breed of alleged leaders. some may not run anymore (but we can be sure a wife or son or daughter will), but post just about anyone whether we know them or not. (by their actions we will know them anyway.)

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islander · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2012, 05:09:06 PM »

his wife is taking over.

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islander · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2012, 05:12:00 PM »

this one's weird, but still it reminds people that he is there... (false modesty?)

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islander · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2012, 05:18:54 PM »

such eyesores

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islander · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2012, 06:59:03 PM »

Tagbilaran Mayor Dan Lim the other week asked Department of Interior and Local Government (DILG) Provincial Director Ma. Louisella Lucino to act on the tarpaulins put up by Rep. Rene Relampagos in different parts of the province. In his letter dated March 15, the city mayor referred to DILG Circular No. 2010 dated Sept. 23, 2010 issued by Secretary Jesse Robredo. â€œI am referring to at least two tarpaulin billboards of Cong. Rene Lopez Relampagos erected on two government projects being undertaken by the Department of Public Works and Highways specifically the Bateria Bridge Repair in Tubigon town and the riprap project in the town of Cortes,â€ he added.

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islander · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2012, 06:59:25 PM »

On the right, thatâ€™s the greatly streamline DPWH public words billboard, easier on the eyes, but then it gets paired with this â€˜advertisementâ€™ on the left? Pffft. (http://boholrepublic.com/)

aaargh! congressman relampagos had even forgotten that pnoy hates this kind of hard sell?

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islander · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:01:06 PM »

they find excuses to put up their faces, don't they?

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fdaray · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:31:25 PM »

Sajoha pod ang kampanya diha sa Bohol. Unsa man ni, way moguba ani. These are illegal campaign materials.

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islander · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:37:54 PM »

back then, in her omnipotence. what's that hard hat doing on your head, ate glow? whoever thought of this p.r. gaffe took you on a slow boat to china. no thinking human being would want to be assaulted by that kind of omnipresence.

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islander · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:39:52 PM »

Sajoha pod ang kampanya diha sa Bohol. Unsa man ni, way moguba ani. These are illegal campaign materials.

sa cebu pod, sa mga private houses, naa nay gipamitay nga "TYPE O". we know it's osmena who's running for city mayor. way makareklamo kay private houses man. but again, it's a show of how our political leaders try to circumvent rules.

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islander · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:42:54 PM »

professionalheckler.wordpress.com

what idiots! what is richard gomez doing here? and there's pnoy again!

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islander · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:47:19 PM »

facebook.com

shameful

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islander · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:50:37 PM »

tira, to.

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islander · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2012, 07:56:48 PM »

http://rolandotolentino.wordpress.com/

http://rolandotolentino.wordpress.com/

yes, you wish us well. yes, we want to be happy. but please spare us your faces. don't let yourselves be eyesores again, okay?

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islander · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2012, 08:40:01 PM »

iloiloqueencity.wordpress.com

sang inyo man ini, tobs. weird.

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islander · « **Reply #15 on:** December 11, 2012, 08:43:17 PM »

beta.taopo.org

A political billboard disguising itself as a waiting shed

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islander · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2012, 08:47:00 PM »

globalvoicesonline.org

goodness me. even peanut butter wasn't spared.

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islander · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2012, 08:50:43 PM »

gamesandgossip.blogspot.com

ang way funds mantinir na lang ug graffiti sa gate.

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islander · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2012, 08:53:06 PM »

Kawaway's photo
gamesandgossip.blogspot.com

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islander · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2012, 08:55:24 PM »

Anti-Epal's photo
gamesandgossip.blogspot.com

et tu, herbert? tsk, tsk, tsk.

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islander · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2012, 08:59:10 PM »

John Eustaquio's photo
gamesandgossip.blogspot.com

purya. namputsa... phew!

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islander · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2012, 09:12:47 PM »

The Art Of Epal Politics

Philippine politics is very unique in terms of its complexity and idiocy. One of its roots is epal politics.

â€œEpalâ€ as defined by #epalwatch as slang for â€œmapapel,â€ a Filipino term for attention grabbers or people who crave a role (papel) in affairs that are not necessarily theirs to handle or decide.

Thanks to Sen. Miriam Santiago for proposing Anti-Epal bill â€“ â€œAn Act Prohibiting Public Officers from Claiming Credit through Signage Announcing a Public Works Project." This act will prevent shameless government officials in using government funds to campaign and promote themselves through their projects.

The defense of these officials is that they are using this to inform their people of their projects. However, having their pictures and names boldly on it is a very obvious act of promotion as if its their money and not ours. You don't have to put your whole name and picture for the project that is funded by the people's treasury.

more at http://gamesandgossip.blogspot.com/2012_08_01_archive.html

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Chongki · « **Reply #22 on:** December 11, 2012, 11:31:20 PM »

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fdaray · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2012, 08:20:04 AM »

Dili diay masilotan ang nangampanya og sayo.

Bisaya Magazine, Oct. 24, 2012

LEGAL information:
PANGUTANA; Gisilotan ba sa balaod ang buhat sa usa ka kandidato nga pre-mature campaigning o ang pagpangampanya sa wala pa ang campaign period.

TUBAG; Wala nay silot nga gipahamtang sa balaod batok sa usa ka kandidato nga nangampanya sa wala pa ang campaign period. Sa kasong "Penera vs. Comelec," ang Korte Suprema mitin-aw nga dili mahimong silotan ang usa ka kandidato nga nangampanya sa wala pa ang campaign period kay mahimo lang siyang pahamtangan og tulubagon sa iyang mga pagsupak sa balaod sa eleksiyon diha ra panahon sa campaign period sa eleksiyon diin siya mikandidato ug dili sa mga buhat sa wala pa kini magsugod.

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Votives · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:08:49 AM »

walay pulos kung walay silot..

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islander · « **Reply #25 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:35:02 AM »

pwes, ang mosilot kitang mga botante. di sila botaran. makadaog man galing kay ang ubang botante mapalit, aw, at least makaingon ta nga wa tay labot sa iyang pagdaog. di ta ma-guilty ug apil.

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Votives · « **Reply #26 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:37:57 AM »

modawat lang gihapon ko og naay binayranay... dili lang ko mo botar..

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #27 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:45:25 AM »

globalvoicesonline.org

goodness me. even peanut butter wasn't spared.

Not spared? Hmm, at least it's being spread...

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #28 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:55:03 AM »

Abot Davao?

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Chongki · « **Reply #29 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:56:38 AM »

graaabbeee .... pagkabaga

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #30 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:58:31 AM »

Abot Davao?

Naa pod sa Digos... kung makahigayon ko akong kodakan naa ra atbang sa park heheheh

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #31 on:** December 12, 2012, 09:59:26 AM »

graaabbeee .... pagkabaga

Kapalmuks jud bitaw...

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #32 on:** December 12, 2012, 10:00:19 AM »

John Eustaquio's photo
gamesandgossip.blogspot.com

purya. namputsa... phew!

Sori, kinsa ni siya? $:-\$

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islander · « **Reply #33 on:** December 12, 2012, 10:02:28 AM »

ang nanghatag anang mga bags. i didn't bother with her name. sure man gyod kong di moboto ana niya.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #34 on:** December 12, 2012, 11:29:41 AM »

Politikal kandidit nga artista?

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islander · « **Reply #35 on:** December 12, 2012, 11:33:04 AM »

di man tingali na artista kay kun artista pa na, di na siya magsolo sa taliwa. puno na ug groupies ug security kunohay.

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islander · « **Reply #36 on:** December 12, 2012, 11:51:31 AM »

Abot Davao?

eeekkk! ahat ba nga nagwapa ug todo siya dinhi... grabeg photoshopping a. bitchiness aside, i guess this was when she still considered running for a senate seat. kay layo ra man sa survey, back out na lang.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #37 on:** December 12, 2012, 11:54:19 AM »

Hmm, basin personal money ra niya ang gigamit...

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Chongki · « **Reply #38 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:01:57 PM »

Naa pod sa Digos... kung makahigayon ko akong kodakan naa ra atbang sa park heheheh

kung makahigayon ka mam lolls ..... daubi ... please

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Votives · « **Reply #39 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:17:28 PM »

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islander · « **Reply #40 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:18:14 PM »

kung makahigayon ka mam lolls ..... daubi ... please

hahaha! brayt gyod ni si chongki. himoong arsonista si lolla. paskang tinud-on... mokalatay ang kalayo sa bulongbong, tibuok davao maugdaw, hahaha!

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Pikoy · « **Reply #41 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:24:29 PM »

kanya kanyang diskarte lang yan, ganyan talaga ang poliotics..dirty business

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islander · « **Reply #42 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:26:42 PM »

aguy, kauwaw ba ani kay puro sila baye. maayo gani kay way labot simhotay ug bingka.

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islander · « **Reply #43 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:31:34 PM »

from Philippines: Online Shame Campaign Against â€œEpalâ€ Politicians, http://newsmotion.org/

wa matagbaw ug epal, gipaklaro ba gyod ang dynasty.

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Chongki · « **Reply #44 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:33:20 PM »

bagay sa ila "cagaw" ilang apelyido

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islander · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:33:39 PM »

disaster relief goods

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islander · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:34:53 PM »

bagay sa ila "cagaw" ilang apelyido

cagaw sila atong duhang hasta bingka anginon sa campaign.

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islander · « **Reply #47 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »

If you are a Filipino, youâ€™ll understand why this picture would be so disgusting. Itâ€™s just funny because these desperate politicians still need their faces and names posted on a tarpaulin to rescue the victims of calamity. (http://metroilocos.wordpress.com/)

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #48 on:** December 12, 2012, 01:08:54 PM »

from Philippines: Online Shame Campaign Against â€œEpalâ€ Politicians, http://newsmotion.org/

wa matagbaw ug epal, gipaklaro ba gyod ang dynasty.

hahaha.. naground Robin ra ni sila.. karon ang anak gusto governor, ang inahan congresswoman, ug ang amahan mayor sa digos...

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Votives · « **Reply #49 on:** December 12, 2012, 01:26:37 PM »

ok rana basta malambuon lang ilahang lugar...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #50 on:** December 12, 2012, 01:28:51 PM »

ok rana basta malambuon lang ilahang lugar...

hahahahahah no comment na lang ko...

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fdaray · « **Reply #51 on:** December 13, 2012, 12:43:31 PM »

from Philippines: Online Shame Campaign Against â€œEpalâ€ Politicians, http://newsmotion.org/

wa matagbaw ug epal, gipaklaro ba gyod ang dynasty.

Dili man political dynasty ang gibuhat sa mga Cagas, It's political destiny.Maoy ilang destination nga moalagad sa katawhan. Kita man ang nagbutang kanila sa pwesto.Kon dili na kita gusto nila, kita ra man sad ang motangal nila panahon sa election.

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islander · « **Reply #52 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:38:20 PM »

destiny or dynasty, the fact is more than one family member or clan member put themselves up for election. they won't be elected if they won't run for certain positions.

decency in the spirit of fair play and anti-dynasty ideals is required of one to give others a chance, to not hold on to political power by nurturing it for his family or clan continuously for generations. and this is without saying that their chances of winning is more, not because we voters want them but because others cannot run against them for lack of party backing, organization, and resources, the kind that they have built up and nurtured and protected through the years as a dynasty.

the word destiny is what is often used by political dynasty practitioners. it is too fluid a word for use and misuse, such that what if one day criminals will say that it is through no fault of theirs because it is their destiny to commit crimes?

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islander · « **Reply #53 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:42:41 PM »

in person, i find this legislator decent and quite polite. these relief goods are contrary.

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islander · « **Reply #54 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:49:44 PM »

Bets tie a yellow ribbon â€™round Noyâ€™s relief goods
Fernan J. Angeles
Monday, 13 August 2012
http://www.tribune.net.ph/index.php/headlines/item/2826-bets-tie-a-yellow-ribbon-%E2%80%99round-noy%E2%80%99s-relief-goods

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #55 on:** December 13, 2012, 06:41:31 PM »

Dont vote for epals oi.. pasalamat sila kay dli nako registered voter hahaha

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fdaray · « **Reply #56 on:** December 13, 2012, 06:45:36 PM »

hahaha.. naground Robin ra ni sila.. karon ang anak gusto governor, ang inahan congresswoman, ug ang amahan mayor sa digos...

Jenneth, naa pay wa nimo maapil sa letrato, ang among barangay captain sa Zone 111, si Garry Cagas, igsoon ni governor. Upat na sila ang makapuesto karon nga Cagas.

Dili ko supak ani kay daghang proyekto nga nahimo sa mga Cagas. Naa ra nato kon ato ba silang ibalik unya sa Mayo nga election

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fdaray · « **Reply #57 on:** December 13, 2012, 06:50:35 PM »

from Philippines: Online Shame Campaign Against â€œEpalâ€ Politicians, http://newsmotion.org/

wa matagbaw ug epal, gipaklaro ba gyod ang dynasty.

Naa pay kulang sa letrato, si Garry Cagas,barangay captain sa among barangay Zone 111, Digos City.

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bugsay · « **Reply #58 on:** December 13, 2012, 06:52:03 PM »

destiny or dynasty, the fact is more than one family member or clan member put themselves up for election. they won't be elected if they won't run for certain positions.

decency in the spirit of fair play and anti-dynasty ideals is required of one to give others a chance, to not hold on to political power by nurturing it for his family or clan continuously for generations. and this is without saying that their chances of winning is more, not because we voters want them but because others cannot run against them for lack of party backing, organization, and resources, the kind that they have built up and nurtured and protected through the years as a dynasty.

the word destiny is what is often used by political dynasty practitioners. it is too fluid a word for use and misuse, such that what if one day criminals will say that it is through no fault of theirs because it is their destiny to commit crimes?

destiny sa ilang kibot.....

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islander · « **Reply #59 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:24:26 PM »

power eventually gets the better of people. kun way dynasty, naa ba kahay makaako ug gamit ug backhoe didto sa maguindanao?

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men." - John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, first Baron Acton (1834â€“1902)

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #60 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:28:03 PM »

Dili ko supak ani kay daghang proyekto nga nahimo sa mga Cagas. Naa ra nato kon ato ba silang ibalik unya sa Mayo nga election

true sir nga daghan siya projects pero ang batasan nila grabe.. di makaon sa iro (forgive me Madam CJ) there were rumors na nagparecount iyang kalaban and it turned out daug iyang kalaban pagka governor.. nipahawa ba siya? nanghagit man gani sinumbagay every politiko nga iyang kalaban...

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islander · « **Reply #61 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:28:46 PM »

Jenneth, naa pay wa nimo maapil sa letrato, ang among barangay captain sa Zone 111, si Garry Cagas, igsoon ni governor. Upat na sila ang makapuesto karon nga Cagas.

Dili ko supak ani kay daghang proyekto nga nahimo sa mga Cagas. Naa ra nato kon ato ba silang ibalik unya sa Mayo nga election

the effect of epal on you is hereby respected.

usahay makaingon ta nga daghang projects ang politician kay naa man ilang ngan ug nawong sa mga projects. di baya na ilahang kwarta ang gigamit. nganong ila mang angkonon?

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #62 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:33:29 PM »

the effect of epal on you is hereby respected.

usahay makaingon ta nga daghang projects ang politician kay naa man ilang ngan ug nawong sa mga projects. di baya na ilahang kwarta ang gigamit. nganong ila mang angkonon?

korek MAdam CJ ang project sa NGOs nga abi ka'y nananghid lang sa ilaha, ang nahitabo, ilaha na pod ang project.. ibalandra dayon ilang dagway.. sila gyud ng pamilyaha.. ever since, wala gyud intawn ko moboto nila..

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islander · « **Reply #63 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:35:22 PM »

goodah. at least, you don't share the responsibility of putting them there, if it's of any assurance.

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islander · « **Reply #64 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:49:22 PM »

nakakita ko ani nga interesting and funny epal quiz, from the professional heckler:

1: Mula sa lalawigan ng Camarines Sur, ano ang kinalaman ng mag-amang nasa larawan sa libreng pagpapaanak?

A: Personal savings nila ang ginamit sa proyekto; palakpak naman kayo!
B: Sila ang automatic na ninong ng mga sanggol na isisilang
C: â€˜Yong nasa kanan, eksperto sa raspa; â€˜yong nasa kaliwa naman, may background sa panghihilot

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islander · « **Reply #65 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:54:06 PM »

2: Sa Antipolo City, may medal ang mahuhusay na estudyante. Salamat kay Mayor Nilo Leyble! Ano kaya ang ginawa ng honor student pag-uwi sa bahay?

A: Sumuka. Hindi kinaya ang nakita niyang pangalan at mukha sa medalya.
B: Tinangkang isangla ang medal pero walang pawnshop na tumanggap.
C: Lumuhod sa harap ng altar at naglabas ng sama ng loob: â€œLord, nag-aral naman akong mabuti. Pero bakit ito pa ang inyong iginanti?

3: Bakit may pangalan ng alkalde ng Quezon City sa government-owned truck?

A: May space eh, sayang naman. Minaximize na lang.
B: Alangan namang pangalan mo ang ilagay. Mayor ka ba?
C: Inggit ka? Bumili ka rin ng truck!

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islander · « **Reply #66 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:57:44 PM »

4: â€œRoad Drainage Improvementâ€ Basahin ang huling linyang nakasulat sa karatula. Ang sabi: â€œBuwis na Binayaran, Para Saâ€¦â€

A: Malaking pangalan!
B: Malinaw na kaepalan.
C: Wala akong pakialam. Ang gusto kong malaman, nasaan ang drainage project? Nasaaannn!!!!

5: â€œTWO HUNDRED PESOS ONLY Serbisyong Suarez Health Coupon: Lingap Kalusugan Para sa Quezonian.â€ May gusto kang malaman?

A: Para sa kalusugan ba â€˜yan o para sa halalan?
B: Two hundred pesos? Hanggang saan aabot ang 200 pesos?
C: May discount ba sa drug store kapag ipinakita ang mukha ni Governor?

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islander · « **Reply #67 on:** December 13, 2012, 08:02:19 PM »

6: Wow, bagong pintura ang waiting shed. Anong say mo?

A: Wala na akong masabi! Umeepal pati kapre!
B: Grabeng accomplishment naman â€˜yan. At take note: ipinangangalandakan! Hiyang-hiya naman kami sa inyo.
C: Nakikibasa ka lang! Kung ayaw mong sumilong, magtiis ka sa ulan!

7: Ano ang reaksyon mo sa ipinamahaging relief goods ni Valenzuela City Councilor Adrian Dapat?

A: Wow! Ano â€˜yan? Bagong brand? Available pa kaya sa market?
B: Pwedeng kumanta na lang? 1, 2, 3! Mula asukal hanggang toyo, saan ka man may sardinas tayo. Isang liboâ€™t isang tuwa, Valenzuela, na-bulaga!
C: â€˜Buti na lang hindi sanitary napkin ang ipinamigay nâ€™ya. Imagine, gagamitin ni Ate ang pasador â€˜tapos nandun ang mukha niya?! Awkward.

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islander · « **Reply #68 on:** December 13, 2012, 08:08:35 PM »

8: Titigan ang pader: Nababasa nâ€™yo ba ang pangalan nina ParaÃ±aque COUNCILOR â€“ B E N J O â€“ B E R N A B E at M A Y O R â€“ JUN â€“ B E R N A B E?

A: â€˜Asan? â€˜Asan ang mga pangalan? Meron ba? Wala akong makita.
B: Aping-api naman â€˜yong dalawa. Sana nilakihan nang konti para mabasa.
C: Naman! Kahit yata sa ibang planeta o sa kalawakan, visible pa rin â€˜yang kaepalan na â€™yan.

9: Basahin muna ang nakasulat sa streamer. Ano ang nararapat na caption sa larawan?

A: Patay tayo dâ€™yan!
B: Nagdadalamhati o Nagpapa-pogi?
C: Kasama nâ€™yo kami sa kalungkutan; samahan nâ€™yo kami sa halalan.

10: Kuha sa Angeles City, Pampanga. â€œBoses ng kababaihan.â€ What say you?

A: Boses ng kababaihan o boses ng kaepalan?
B: Faceless pa, shameless na!
C:Letâ€™s play Pinoy Henyo! Tao ba â€˜to? OO! Pulitiko? Pwede! Babae? OO! Babaeng pulitiko? OO! Epal? Tumpakerkerz!!! (Kayo ang pasok sa jackpot round!)

this quiz for mensa members is courtesy of the genius of the professional heckler, http://professionalheckler.wordpress.com/

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #69 on:** December 14, 2012, 11:02:37 AM »

Typhoon Pablo relief goods... obvious man kinsa ni..

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islander · « **Reply #70 on:** December 14, 2012, 01:36:37 PM »

hinaot mamahuway na ni sila uy. they've suffered enough in service for the people.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #71 on:** January 24, 2013, 03:18:59 PM »

Wa pa ganing ma senador. EPAL na HAMBOG pa.

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #72 on:** January 24, 2013, 03:20:59 PM »

Wa pa ganing ma senador. EPAL na HAMBOG pa.

wala ra diay pod ni kalainan aning politiko dire sa amoa... wa pa gani mo address na siya sa iyang self ug "halandong mayor" or ang inyong gobernador... pweeee nila..

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #73 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:09:31 PM »

disaster relief goods

makahahadlok gid hang pangalan na ini pag manogdaog sang eleksyon, disastir gid hang kwarta sang katawhan blah.

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #74 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:16:18 PM »

from Philippines: Online Shame Campaign Against â€œEpalâ€ Politicians, http://newsmotion.org/

wa matagbaw ug epal, gipaklaro ba gyod ang dynasty.

Pode gid VOTE: CAGWANG family sang Digos City of lollabay.

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #75 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:19:42 PM »

Pode gid VOTE: CAGWANG family sang Digos City of lollabay.

to indi gid ako nagabutar nila.. (naa unta Ilonggo 101 dire oi) hehehehe

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #76 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:24:26 PM »

Bisan gid hang mga polipolitekasyan nagahamoot kong may ara disastir hang pilipinas haw, kay makapadayag gid sila sang kampin, ginabotang hang ilan ritrato sang mga relip guds, dala ngisi haw.

in person, i find this legislator decent and quite polite. these relief goods are contrary.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #77 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:34:47 PM »

Hmm, iba galing hang reaksyon sang waay na gid ginakaon dason manugkadawat sang lim-a ka kilong bigas kag dalwa ka latang sargingas haw...

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #78 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:39:05 PM »

they find excuses to put up their faces, don't they?

naagian gid nakon ni haw, sajo gid hang kamping sang mga poletekastekasyan didto gid, abril pa may ara na gid mga strimir lutaw gid kaayo bla.

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #79 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:40:56 PM »

Hmm, iba galing hang reaksyon sang waay na gid ginakaon dason manugkadawat sang lim-a ka kilong bigas kag dalwa ka latang sargingas haw...

lantawon mo gid balik sang ritrato, may ara pa diploma naka lokot sang karton.

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islander · « **Reply #80 on:** January 26, 2013, 11:37:32 AM »

DSWD launches â€˜anti-epalâ€™ campaign as election nears

Saturday, January 26th, 2013

In line with the efforts of the Department of Social Welfare and Development (DSWD) to protect the integrity of its various social protection programs, especially the Pantawid Pamilyang Pilipino Program, a Bawal ang Epal campaign was launched.

The anti-epal campaign was due to reports of various politicians and groups threatening to delist beneficiaries from the human development program if they do not support them in the upcoming May elections.

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islander · « **Reply #81 on:** January 26, 2013, 11:39:19 AM »

Bawal ang Epal campaign seeks to inform the beneficiaries that no one has the right to delist a beneficiary, except the DSWD when the beneficiary does not comply with the conditions of the program.

Pantawid Pamilya beneficiaries are given P500 per month for health and P300 per month per child for a maximum of three children, provided that they comply with these conditions, which include pre- and post-natal care, once a month preventive health check-ups, attendance to family development sessions for the parents and 85 percent school attendance for their children.

The Bawal ang Epal campaign will eliminate the misconception of the beneficiaries about the control of politicians over the Pantawid Pamilya program.

Acts of politicking should be reported to the DSWD or through hotline (0918) 9122813.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/

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