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Funny Questions Tagalog and English
« on: April 09, 2020, 09:21:27 AM »
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Questions:

1. Convert kilogram to Instagram. Show your answer in scientific notation form.

2. Kelan at saan grumaduate ang graduated cylinder?

3. Bakit di mapatay ang 0.01 % ng mga alcohol ang bacteria?

4. Sa anong kingdom naghahari sila Chowking, Burger King, at Goto King?

5. Bakit tumatakbo ang mga zombies sa Walking Dead?

6. Anong meron sa Brand X at galit na galit ang lahat ng kompanya sa kanya? Defend your answer.

7. Bakit hindi pens ang binebenta sa Penshoppe? At bakit hindi mga upuan ang binebenta sa Bench? Explain.

8. May menstruation ba ang mga sirena? Kung OO, sila ba ang dahilan ng RED TIDE?

9. Sinong kumagat ng Apple sa logo ng Apple? Bakit hindi niya inubos? Defend your answer.

10. How did Adele Set Fire To The Rain? Show the chemical reaction.

11. Where do broken hearts go? Locate them using Google maps. Bonus Question: Can they find their way home?

12. Kung walang kamay ang ibon then why do birds suddenly appear?

13. Gamit ang Google Maps, hanapin ang dulo ng walang hanggan.

14. Gamit ang inyong Monggol 2 pencil, iguhit ang 50 shades of grey. No erasures.

15. Sa kantang down on bended knees... Do you agree na nabebend ang tuhod?

16. Magkano ang mahal na araw?

17. Bakit sa English, ang araw sa mahal na araw naging isang linggo - naging Holy WEEK?

18. Alin ang tunay, Royal True Orange o Minute Maid with Real Pulp? Defend your answer.

19. Paano mangulangot si Wolverine? Explain and illustrate.

20. Bakit wala paring tatalo sa ALASKA? Explain briefly. No Erasures.

21. Bakit square ang box ng pizza samantalang circle naman ang pizza? Elaborate.

22. Nasaan ang corn sa corned beef?

23. Gaano kataas ang lipad ng Whisper with Wings? Demonstrate.

24. Pwede bang lagyan ng ballpen ang Pencil Case?

25. Pag na-ban ang plastic sa Pilipinas, kelangan mo na ba matakot at magtago?

26. Kapatid ba ni Swiper the Fox si Megan Fox? At pinsan ba ni Megan Fox si Mozilla Firefox? Explain using family tree.

27. Ano susundin mo, sigaw ng puso mo o sigaw ng nanay mo? Explain why.

28. Choco na gatas or gatas na choco? Nakakabusog o Nakakalusog?

29. Saang direksyon papunta ang One Direction?

30. Bakit laban ang hanap ng batang Bonakid?

Ctto.

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