Schrodinger's Cat Tells All
http://www.thespoof.com/Tuesday, 10 November 2015

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - The idea of Schrodinger's cat has long baffled scientists, entertained meme makers, and horrified animal rights' activists. But one thing puzzles the minds of all who have heard this famous tale:
Is Schrodinger's cat alive or dead?
Recently, Schrodinger's cat, after a 70+ year silence, has come out of the box, so to speak, and has revealed that Schrodinger is a nutcase and a jerk.
Whether or not the cat is alive or dead has nothing to do with whether or not you see the cat die. The cat dies when the hammer releases the acid, no matter if you see it or not.
"Schrodinger did not need to lock me in a box to figure that one out!" the distraught cat says.
Hillary Clinton also says, "If elected president, I will change Schrodinger's name to 'Idiot Catabuser'"
As usual though, it does nothing for her polls. Schrodinger's cat is also running for president now as well.

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