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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2009, 11:37:30 AM »
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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2009, 11:43:58 AM »
i think it started as an expression. it was usually accompanied with a sense of being "himos" (cuddlesome) due to its size--or form.

furthermore, i think, it has also to do with our Binolanon dialect that when we say the word twice like "lubi-lubi" o "boto-boto", it sort of describes the object being close to the real one, but not quite. TIN-TIN is being o***-o***. Due to its lesser size and dimunitive form, tin-tin is just being close to the real, but not quite.

Mao bitaw kuno nay rason nganong ang uban against nga tulion ang bata nga gamay pa. Mawala kuno ang pagkahimos sa tintin.  Ang tintin nga exposed and ulo kay dili na kuno cute tan-awon, bisan gamay. Morag tinuod nang *tin.

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2009, 11:46:38 AM »
Mao bitaw kuno nay rason nganong ang uban against nga tulion ang bata nga gamay pa. Mawala kuno ang pagkahimos sa tintin.  Ang tintin nga exposed and ulo kay dili na kuno cute tan-awon, bisan gamay. Morag tinuod nang *tin.

I agree, uban mga bata diri kay tuli na di na himos. hala si Jacob kaha gipatuli na ni Raquel?

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2009, 11:48:45 AM »
I agree, uban mga bata diri kay tuli na di na himos. hala si Jacob kaha gipatuli na ni Raquel?

bantog himosan pa sila aning ako. hahahahaha.

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2009, 11:49:59 AM »
Glace unsay imong giinom??? vodka o tequila?? murag ning tipas naman. hahaha!

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2009, 12:17:13 PM »
mas homis o sorry, himus pa ang ako glacie kay dakog O!

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2009, 10:48:18 PM »
naunsa na nagkinompara na sa katapusan...ahu! malingaw ra man sad tag basa ani...

pero nganong puros homo sapiens na man ang gihisgotan ani nga daghan pa man ubang mga mananap wa pa ma utingkay? heheh

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2009, 10:52:06 PM »
The female porcupine has been observed to use a stick as a dildo, holding one end of a stick and walking around, straddling it as it bumped against the ground and vibrated against her genitalia.

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2009, 10:52:27 PM »
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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2009, 11:21:13 PM »
The female porcupine has been observed to use a stick as a dildo, holding one end of a stick and walking around, straddling it as it bumped against the ground and vibrated against her genitalia.


really? digital diay ning mga porcupine noh? hahhahaa!

Gai kinsa man sad kahay makig foreplay ni poorcupine nga arang haita man? hahahaha!

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2009, 11:46:44 PM »

really? digital diay ning mga porcupine noh? hahhahaa!

Gai kinsa man sad kahay makig foreplay ni poorcupine nga arang haita man? hahahaha!

LOL! mao sad!

may gani kay di niya putlon usa ka tunok maoy himoon niyang dildo... gigamyan ra ba ti siya sa iyang mga tunok mao stick jud (kadtong mga baga baga) iyang gamiton! bwahahahah!


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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2009, 11:47:45 PM »
LOL! mao sad!

may gani kay di niya putlon usa ka tunok maoy himoon niyang dildo... gigamyan ra ba ti siya sa iyang mga tunok! bwahahahah!



wahahahahha!



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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2009, 11:50:27 PM »
Dolphins are by far animals that have strong sexual desires as they mate many times in a day. Nevertheless, each mating section ends very fast with no longer than 12 seconds. As the male dolphins have ravenous sexual appetites, they will always attempt to hump inanimate objects and even other animals like sea turtles. The male dolphin will often force the female to have sex. The other hushed-up fact is that the male has a retractable penis, the flaccid penis located within his body and both penises appear while on demand. Another cool fact to add in is that his penis is prehensile which can swivel to explore an object around him just like a hand.

source: http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/13-strangest-and-most-unusual-sexual-behavior-among-the-animals/

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2009, 11:52:04 PM »
kini... nangita mo ug gira before sex... dia ra...

The flatworms (Pseudobiceros hancockanus) are hermaphrodites, meaning that they have both male and female sexual organs. Each of them has both ovaries with eggs and testes with sperm. Some of them may even have two penises and probably one or more genital pores to receive a two-tailed sperm delivering during copulation. The male organ appears to be two dagger-like penises which they use for hunting as well as mating. In the case of reproduction, the sperm is not delivered into a genital opening, instead the flatworm use its penis to inject sperm straight into its mate by piercing into its skin. Flatworms have a bizarre mating ritual as for them; sex is not love but more like a war and thus they appear to engage themselves in some odd reproductive behavior, known as penis fencing.

During mating, two flatworms fight to stab each other, whilst avoiding being stabbed itself. The attempt to stab each other with its penis (or called penis fencing) can last for one hour or more. The winner becomes the de facto male, while the poor bastard gets jammed who will get stabbed to absorb the sperm via its skin and has to bear the burden of motherhood.

source: http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/13-strangest-and-most-unusual-sexual-behavior-among-the-animals/

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2009, 11:53:57 PM »
LOL! mao sad!

may gani kay di niya putlon usa ka tunok maoy himoon niyang dildo... gigamyan ra ba ti siya sa iyang mga tunok mao stick jud (kadtong mga baga baga) iyang gamiton! bwahahahah!


mas kujaw na imong kalaki kay talinis ra ba tawn na, arang2x pa tung mag patoktok sa manok  ;D

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2009, 11:56:15 PM »
kini... nangita mo ug gira before sex... dia ra...

The flatworms (Pseudobiceros hancockanus) are hermaphrodites, meaning that they have both male and female sexual organs. Each of them has both ovaries with eggs and testes with sperm. Some of them may even have two penises and probably one or more genital pores to receive a two-tailed sperm delivering during copulation. The male organ appears to be two dagger-like penises which they use for hunting as well as mating. In the case of reproduction, the sperm is not delivered into a genital opening, instead the flatworm use its penis to inject sperm straight into its mate by piercing into its skin. Flatworms have a bizarre mating ritual as for them; sex is not love but more like a war and thus they appear to engage themselves in some odd reproductive behavior, known as penis fencing.

During mating, two flatworms fight to stab each other, whilst avoiding being stabbed itself. The attempt to stab each other with its penis (or called penis fencing) can last for one hour or more. The winner becomes the de facto male, while the poor bastard gets jammed who will get stabbed to absorb the sperm via its skin and has to bear the burden of motherhood.

source: http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/13-strangest-and-most-unusual-sexual-behavior-among-the-animals/

ahahahaha grabe pud na uyyy, away sa bag-o ma diskubre kinsa ang baje...kaajo lng ani, bisag asa nga parte sa skin, bangag o buho na diay to hehehehe  ;D

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2009, 11:59:19 PM »
mas kujaw na imong kalaki kay talinis ra ba tawn na, arang2x pa tung mag patoktok sa manok  ;D

hahaha! unsaon man na be ug way makit an nga stick? hehehe... or manok?

ay mahadlok na ang manok sa porcupine... di na makapanoktok. hehe!

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #57 on: August 07, 2009, 12:00:38 AM »
Ha ha ha.

Belle, lili lang ko karyo kay na-bored ko's akong gi-translate nga karaang labor code, anal-og pa kaajo dili digit-al. Nawala hinuon akong duka.


really? digital diay ning mga porcupine noh?


Ligiah, tagsa ra ka magpatim-aw pero lingaw kaayo ning imong contribution, kay abi naku ang porcupines predator lang ilang tuslukon, pati man pud diay ila.

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #58 on: August 07, 2009, 12:00:53 AM »
ahahahaha grabe pud na uyyy, away sa bag-o ma diskubre kinsa ang baje...kaajo lng ani, bisag asa nga parte sa skin, bangag o buho na diay to hehehehe  ;D

haha! namuot lang ko sa penis fencing... BWAHAHAHA! tabang! my mind is forming a picture!!!!

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Re: Bad Sexual Habits of the Animal Kingdom
« Reply #59 on: August 07, 2009, 12:01:26 AM »
kini... nangita mo ug gira before sex... dia ra...

The flatworms (Pseudobiceros hancockanus) are hermaphrodites, meaning that they have both male and female sexual organs. Each of them has both ovaries with eggs and testes with sperm. Some of them may even have two penises and probably one or more genital pores to receive a two-tailed sperm delivering during copulation. The male organ appears to be two dagger-like penises which they use for hunting as well as mating. In the case of reproduction, the sperm is not delivered into a genital opening, instead the flatworm use its penis to inject sperm straight into its mate by piercing into its skin. Flatworms have a bizarre mating ritual as for them; sex is not love but more like a war and thus they appear to engage themselves in some odd reproductive behavior, known as penis fencing.

During mating, two flatworms fight to stab each other, whilst avoiding being stabbed itself. The attempt to stab each other with its penis (or called penis fencing) can last for one hour or more. The winner becomes the de facto male, while the poor bastard gets jammed who will get stabbed to absorb the sperm via its skin and has to bear the burden of motherhood.

source: http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/13-strangest-and-most-unusual-sexual-behavior-among-the-animals/

pastilan Gai! hahahha!

mao tingali jud ang ilang giingon nga kita tanan living things sa kalibutan gikan ra sa usa ka atom. (evolution) ang uban nahimong tawo ang uban flatworms ang uban baki etc etc.

my point is naa man human being nga hermaphrodites. naa sad uban tawo especially bana ug asawa  nga manggi away usa before mag intercourse.

mao ra jud diay ta tanan ani! tinuod jud tingali to si Darwin nga nag evolve ra ta... hahhahaha!

mabuang ko anang worma na!

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