« previous next »
Pages: « 1 2 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Uyon mo sa Muslim?  (Read 6135 times)

chriswise

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 2080
  • Before criticizing a man, walk a mile in his shoes
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2011, 07:19:04 PM »
Naka classmate ko niadtong college ko ug duha ka Muslim baje. Kaluha sila. Bilib ko kay arang ka alisto mopatimaho ug baboy. Ultimong mantika kahibawo. Moingon to ug moorder nga dili daw sila sa gulay ug isda kay gigamitan ug mantika sa baboy.

wala gihapon ikyas,,he,he,he,,

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

Lazada.com.ph Search Products | Booking.com Hotel Search | Sitemap |  RSS Feeds
unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

islander

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 46867
  • If you're from Pluto, you're welcome.
    • View Profile
    • Book Your Travel Tickets
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #81 on: May 20, 2011, 08:06:18 PM »

Unsa ni the new Lorenzo? Ajejejeje  ;D


nakatimaho kog mestizong fr chic ug hubag ani da...

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

chriswise

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 2080
  • Before criticizing a man, walk a mile in his shoes
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #82 on: May 20, 2011, 08:53:17 PM »
Logged
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

Lazada.com.ph Search Products | Booking.com Hotel Search | Sitemap |  RSS Feeds
unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

hubag bohol

  • AMBASSADOR
  • THE SOURCE
  • *****
  • Posts: 89964
  • "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #83 on: May 20, 2011, 09:03:59 PM »

nakatimaho kog mestizong fr chic ug hubag ani da...

Nganong ako man jud? Naay binuangon nga katagilungsod ay... ;D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

chriswise

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 2080
  • Before criticizing a man, walk a mile in his shoes
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #84 on: May 20, 2011, 09:15:07 PM »
Nganong ako man jud? Naay binuangon nga katagilungsod ay... ;D

ikaw may sikat bai,,,

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

Lazada.com.ph Search Products | Booking.com Hotel Search | Sitemap |  RSS Feeds

hubag bohol

  • AMBASSADOR
  • THE SOURCE
  • *****
  • Posts: 89964
  • "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #85 on: May 20, 2011, 09:25:56 PM »

Permi lang jud ko daog-daogon ani, abi kay tiguwang na. Huhuhu...

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

Lorenzo

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 54226
  • Be the change you want to see in the world...
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #86 on: May 20, 2011, 10:11:40 PM »
Naka classmate ko niadtong college ko ug duha ka Muslim baje. Kaluha sila. Bilib ko kay arang ka alisto mopatimaho ug baboy. Ultimong mantika kahibawo. Moingon to ug moorder nga dili daw sila sa gulay ug isda kay gigamitan ug mantika sa baboy.

hehehe. naka hinumdom ko sa usang joke that my dad told me before (my dad went to CIT for Civil Engineering and he had alot of Tausug classmates that were muslim daw)

naay usang muslim lalake (perting bongota, ug mo wear og puti attire nga pariho sa arabo) ning adto sa merkado.
mo palit sija mantika pero dili mo palit sa mantika nga gi use to pinirito sa baboy nga karne ; or mantika sa baboy.

in the like kono, he was asking the merchant what kind of food was being served:

muslim: igsoon, unsa man ni siya?
tindero: aww, ku an na bai, adobong manok
muslim: unsa claseng mantika man sa sud?
tindero: aww, mantika sa baboy.

muslim: dili ko. kay HARAM man na sa islam. ako muslim gud ko.
tindero: aww, o sige, bai.

muslim: kani diay (pointing to something) unsa man ni? humut baya. alhamdulillah!
tindero: awww kuan na bai, humba.

muslim: mo palit ko ana! sinko ka kilo!
tindero: pero, bai, ang mantika taga baboy baya na. ug humba man na!

muslim: (smiling) awww, di man ko mo kaon ana. mo tisting lang gud.




bwahahahahahaha!

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
www.trip.com - Hassle-free planning of your next trip
unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

chriswise

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 2080
  • Before criticizing a man, walk a mile in his shoes
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #87 on: May 21, 2011, 03:01:24 AM »
naa may muslim na minyo taga amoa,kosog man kaon baboy,kosog pod mo inom tuba,,,saon lami man kono baboy,,,

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

Lazada.com.ph Search Products | Booking.com Hotel Search | Sitemap |  RSS Feeds

chicogon

  • >
  • SUPREME COURT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 12292
    • View Profile
    • The Mark of Priestly Bliss
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #88 on: May 21, 2011, 03:10:54 AM »
nakatimaho kog mestizong fr chic ug hubag ani da...

Nganong ako man jud? Naay binuangon nga katagilungsod ay... ;D

Nakatimaho ra gani, di pa jud na sure  ;D


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

> Join World's Fastest Cloud Hosting Server

Lorenzo

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 54226
  • Be the change you want to see in the world...
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #89 on: May 21, 2011, 03:26:37 AM »
naa may muslim na minyo taga amoa,kosog man kaon baboy,kosog pod mo inom tuba,,,saon lami man kono baboy,,,

hehehe ka grabe sa HARAM da. mo ampo ba ni sija 5 times a day, brod. chris?

selective muslim diay ni sija. pariho ra pood nis sa mga kristyano nga 'selective' christian ra pood sila. they choose to believe and practice whenever it suits them....



Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
www.trip.com - Hassle-free planning of your next trip
unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

Lorenzo

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 54226
  • Be the change you want to see in the world...
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2011, 03:29:33 AM »
Nakatimaho ra gani, di pa jud na sure  ;D


fr. roel, daghang mga babaye ning hilak sigoro when they found out you entered seminary eh?

ingon god ahong auntie , my father's younger sister, that she had a crush on you kono when you guys were in high school. divine word college man toh?

:)

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
www.trip.com - Hassle-free planning of your next trip

chicogon

  • >
  • SUPREME COURT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 12292
    • View Profile
    • The Mark of Priestly Bliss
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2011, 05:07:09 AM »
fr. roel, daghang mga babaye ning hilak sigoro when they found out you entered seminary eh?

ingon god ahong auntie , my father's younger sister, that she had a crush on you kono when you guys were in high school. divine word college man toh?

:)

Ows?  :D



Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

> Join World's Fastest Cloud Hosting Server

bol-anon quo nyur!

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 2386
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2011, 05:12:19 AM »
Ows?  :D



 Welcome to SNN Pad'z!!! bwahaha :D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=40448.0
Logged

Lorenzo

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 54226
  • Be the change you want to see in the world...
    • View Profile
Re: Uyon mo sa Muslim?
« Reply #93 on: May 21, 2011, 10:29:19 PM »
Logged
www.trip.com - Hassle-free planning of your next trip
unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval
Pages: « 1 2 3   Go Up
« previous next »
Tags: