Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy 74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge.
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of
gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby - whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!"
While he didn't want to appear too "insensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either. So, he asked: "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
..It's still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed.
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