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 Embarrassed...

A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT 'S TOO MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

Then guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people!"
 


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paskang... hahahahaha!  what an opening for my day.

nice

unsa kahay pakulo ani kun naa pa untay ikatulo, say, a commerce or engineering student...

Moral lesson: Ayaw pagtuo nga ikaw ray brayt...