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China Claims Ownership Of Pluto

Posted by Manila Link 
Thursday, July 16, 2015

BEIJING - After NASA's successful flyby of Pluto with its New Horizons spacecraft, China has published a statement that they own the dwarf planet.



The sovereign state's statement has been partially translated and contained the following claims:
 
"The People's Republic of China is the rightful owner of the ninth planet Pluto. When it was declared by the majority that Pluto was no longer a planet, we did not lose hope for it. That is why our people, the Chinese people, have been designated by the heavens to step foot on the 9th planet and nobody else."

Netizens took to Twitter and Facebook to protest China's claims and trended the topic #PlutoIsAFreePlanet for 15 minutes before being out-trended by #AwwPlutoHasAHeart.

More on this story as it develops.

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JFL (just for laughs)

Niay pakapin...

ay, suko man gani ang iro nga si pluto kay naay nagpataka ug angkon, tawo na ba kaha.  labaw pa gyod kun planeta nay angkonon.  intergalactic war.  sulong, boholano clones!

hala ka dako na ba ug sakop ang china.

Quote from: islander on October 04, 2015, 01:53:35 PM
More on this story as it develops.

breaking news:

china is fast increasing the size of pluto.  intergalactic photos show that nearby asteroids are also being increased in size to make them into planets. 

astronomers and analysts believe that china intends to change the celestial terrain of the kuiper belt, which the earthbound country has marked with a nine-dash line.  no other planet recognizes china's claims. 

the martians and venusians are getting wary over this unilateral celestial bodies grabbing. 

it may be recalled that china is one of the signatories of the outer space treaty in 1983 and 1984.

Quote from: islander on October 05, 2015, 12:17:45 PM
astronomers and analysts believe that china intends to change the celestial terrain of the kuiper belt, which the earthbound country has marked with a nine-dash line.