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« on: May 23, 2011, 10:56:13 AM »
This is from Harold, an 82 year old pensioner:

I've often been asked, ''What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. I do it everyday and I really enjoy it.  It keeps me busy.
 
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 11:45:43 AM »

Bwahaha! Maayo diay ning praktisado na tang daan!

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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 07:40:07 PM »
This is from Harold, an 82 year old pensioner:

'' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. I do it everyday and I really enjoy it.  It keeps me busy.
 
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..wayok ah..! just like ni mom queen sa una daw..somebody asked in an interview.."whats ur sekwet for having dat proud age"? well, i always drink "Gin-Lime"..its efek is like a formaline..it conserved me..Lol

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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 07:53:52 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 08:14:56 PM »
..pakapini asin ug limonsito para makadaghan tag yarok..!

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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 08:35:55 AM »

Mangoykoy na pud ang agokoy kon maohon!

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