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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.

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There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”


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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.


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Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.


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