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#1
Jokes and Humor / Goodbye Cuba
March 04, 2008, 07:47:30 PM


A group of Cubans deserted their island.  In the middle of  their arduous journey to
Miami, the oldest Cuban aboard, suffers a major heart attack and asked for a flag of
his country, to bid good-bye to his dearest Cuba.  The other Cubans search
desperately in their boat to find even anything that will resemble a flag of their
country to fulfill the old man's last request.

A T-shirt, a handkerchief. .. etc. exhausted and almost ready to give up all
hopes... a 20-year-old girl interrupts their desperate search and shyly told them of
her tattoo of the Cuban flag that is inscribed on the left cheek of her
buttocks.  The leader of their journey, persuaded the girl to show it to the dying
old man, and that she will be doing a great favor for the old man.   The young girl
slowly pulls down her shorts and lowers  her underwear... showing the Cuban flag in
a beautifully shaped tanned buttock ... she approaches the dying man and  sticks
her ass right on his face...  The old man... caresses the "flag," grabs the cheek
with both hands and starts kissing the flag with great passion saying "My dear
Cuba, I bid good-bye to you with great sadness... my beautiful land, my flag, my
Havana ... I will miss you...."

After going
passionately for almost 15 minutes... he says to the girl..."now.... chica... turn
around, por favor... I want to kiss Fidel good-bye!
#2
Introduce Yourself / Re: Nahisalaag
February 26, 2008, 06:20:05 PM
Quote from: ligiah on February 26, 2008, 05:09:27 PM
Tonyang, niagi ra ba mi ug Billund kay didto mi sa Jylland nagbakasyon kariyot... sus... wa lang ko kahibaw nga tua ra diay ka didto nagpahipi.. hapiton unta tika sa! sayang da!

Bag- o paman ko dire wa papod ko adto tungora.
#3
Introduce Yourself / Re: Nahisalaag
February 26, 2008, 06:19:21 PM
Quote from: Ginger on February 26, 2008, 05:07:25 PM
Ka boutan gyud nimo, bulak.

Tonyang, don't tell me wala kay friendster?

Nagno man diay Ginger, tanang tawo naa diay ay Friendster?
#4
Introduce Yourself / Re: Nahisalaag
February 26, 2008, 02:23:31 PM
sa ubos ani nga page makita nimo nang bate nagsmile.ikaw ay gi smile lan ana.
#5
Introduce Yourself / Re: Nahisalaag
February 26, 2008, 02:22:21 PM
Sigi Happy basin magkakita ta. Bulak salamat pod...mag PM rako ninyo.

Ginger bisan pa makapakodak ko di gihapon ko kamao mopapilit ana sa compuyoter kay wala may koy scanner.

pasencia na ha. tan-awa lang nang baye filipinaheart.com nga advertizement..parehas mi gamay ana nawong.

#6
Quote from: grazie7y on February 21, 2008, 08:09:20 AM
Guys, we need to choose na sa design sa tshirt for the EBs aron dili ta ma atrasado sa panahon.  When you choose your design, kindly indicate also in your post the tshirt color of your choice and size too.  For those who have given me already, it's ok not to give me anymore.  Towards the end of the polling, I will be posting here the list of orders with corresponding color and size. 

The result will be revealed after you cast your vote aron thrilling pod gamay. :D  Once makapili na ta'g design, we will ask for quotations kon tagpila aron maka sugod na ta'g collect sa bayad.  Thanks sa tanan!



Design #1, by ms da binsi (global)



Design #2, by Blue Angel



Design #3, by Mari (futuristic)



Design #4, by Mari (bonding)



Design #5, by Mari (silver)



Design #6, by ms da binsi










Grazie mibotar pod ko. Hinaot ok ra moapil ani bisan new comer? Mobayad god pod ko kon tagpila gani.
Akong color light blue unya Medium ang size.
Thanks.
#7
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Some views from Canada
February 25, 2008, 08:36:39 PM
Quote from: lindy on January 21, 2008, 09:09:28 AM




Wow!! so beautiful! Thanks for posting.
#8
Few..but very trusted.
#9
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Filipina girls in Jail
February 25, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
mga bata pa nawong.
#10
Kalooy ani. kinsa man ning nag execute mga pilipino rapod?
:'(
#11
Jokes and Humor / The Chinese wedding night
February 25, 2008, 08:06:12 PM





   A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told,
  he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding
  night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in
  the darkness.

  He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
  darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry
  frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
  juss anyting you want. You juss ask... So... Whatchu want?" he says,
  trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress
  her.

  A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
  for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try
  something I have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."

  More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
  puzzle he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam
  vegetable?"


#12
Introduce Yourself / Re: Nahisalaag
February 25, 2008, 07:34:16 PM
Hello again...

Salamat Ginger nga kita nako imo nawong. Gwafa man diay ka..
Na hala mag uban ta ani ug panguyab. ;D

Basin naa kana diha ay nakit-an apili ko pangita.
Maulaw pako kay di pako tanto hanas tawon.

Sigi bulak ug happy magkita unya ta.

thanks ha for making me feel at home.

Inyong bag-ong higala,

Tonyang
#13
A forward:

ONLY A FILIPINO MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...(smile)


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.  Screaming, she stands up in
the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to
die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!  Is there ANYONE on
this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril.

They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
the plane.

Then a Filipino man stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark black hair and brown
eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. -
one button at a time.


       .......No one moves.
       .......He removes his shirt.
       .......Muscles ripple across his chest.
       .......She gasps....
       .......and He says......


       'Iron this, and get me something to eat....'

;D








#14
Introduce Yourself / Re: Nahisalaag
February 25, 2008, 04:03:25 AM
Quote from: Ginger on February 25, 2008, 12:21:39 AM
Before mag kita ato sa pa butangon ug pic si Estonia sa iyang avatar. Di ba, Els?

Ginger, wa pakoy mga picture kuha kay wa pako kapalit digital camera. pero kon kapalit nako ako ka hatagan sa PM. For the meantime ikaw lang sa butang sa imong avatar para kakita sab kos imong picture. ok ba?

salamat. Ginger naa pod ka dires denmark magtarbaho? Minyo pod ka ug danish?
#15
Introduce Yourself / Re: Nahisalaag
February 24, 2008, 09:02:33 PM
Salamat Svet..
Angay sab tang mga baye di angay maulaw uy. Ngano man nang mga laki di man maulaw. angay patas di ba?

Tuod..di nalang diay kom aning Slackware kay dunay nagPM nako nga marama man diay daw ning tawhana. (unya naa napod daw ay uyab taga Tubag Bohol rapod.:-)) Ang akong gipangita kanang simple ra pero boutan ug bahalag di bright zamo basta caring ug thoughtful.
#16
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:28:53 AM
mga miga..mosign out sako ha kay sayo ko momata ugma puhon. salamat sa inyong pag abi abi. Nawa akong kamingaw.

hangtod sa sunod.
#17
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:26:58 AM
Quote from: bulak on February 23, 2008, 06:25:30 AM
Estonya pila naman ka katuig wala ka uli sa atoa??

bag o pako abot dire. this year pa.
#18
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:25:56 AM
Quote from: bulak on February 23, 2008, 06:22:06 AM
hahhaha simple ra imo gusto..aw si Balong na lamang kaha..unsa game naka?? kay maghimo ta og thread dayon para ninyung duha..

Di ko anang Balong kay way klaro. si Slackware nalang akoa kon makapasar ko niya.
#19
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:23:21 AM
happy nganong maybe man?
#20
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:22:00 AM
Quote from: Ginger on February 23, 2008, 06:20:56 AM
ahhh si slackware nalang imuha.

ulitawo pana siya? moangay kaha pod siya nako?
#21
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:18:44 AM
Dia rako. nagbasa kos ubang thread. Mora man si fortune ug dato zamo. di ko ganahan dato kay daghan mag ilog. Gusto ko kanang simple ra nga ulitawo.
#22
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:02:29 AM
Quote from: Ginger on February 23, 2008, 06:01:01 AM
Estonia, mo anha kos denmark karon March. Mag EB ta pohon. Kita nila Happy, bulak, ug ligiah ha!

Ug di ka kaanha sa Copenhagen, laagon ka namo sa Legoland.

Wow salamy Ginger. ug salamat kay daghan nako nakaila. thanks to tubag bhol
#23
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 06:01:26 AM
Naa sa lain nga thread naay premyo kon kinsay kinagwapohan daw. Swerteha nako no? kay anha nalang ko magpili didto kinsay akong gilatison.
Parehas gwapo nis slackware ug bohol bol-anon. Morag parehas pod mga computer addict kay pulos nag atubang sa ilang mga laptop.

Bulak, ikaw may dugay na dire kinsay imong ikarecommend nako?:-)
#24
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 05:52:58 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 23, 2008, 05:50:37 AM
Naa ka sa Billund?

O happy. nakaari kanas Legoland?
#25
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 05:52:09 AM

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Quote from: Ginger on February 23, 2008, 05:32:48 AM
Welcome, Estonia.

Abi naku ug naa ka sa Latvia. LOL! ;D

Asa man dapit nang Latvia Ginger? estonia bitaw akong ngan. Tonyang ang angga.
#26
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 05:49:35 AM
Quote from: bulak on February 23, 2008, 05:42:53 AM
Estonia welcome diay oi..asa man ka dapit sa denmark kay tingale og silingan ta...

Hi Bulak..naa dapit sa may Legoland. asa man ka dapit? bag-o pako dire wa pakoy daghan kaila.
#27
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 05:48:32 AM
Quote from: grazie7y on February 23, 2008, 05:38:21 AM
hahahha irreversible na jud!

Sige lang, Estonia, daghan pa dire available.  Naa ba? ???

Kinsa man? pwede imo ilista kay akong gilatison daan?
#28
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 04:26:33 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 23, 2008, 04:18:11 AM
Welcome Estonia :)

Naa ka sa Estonia naka-based ron? ;D

Dia ko dires denmark nag aupair.
#29
Quote from: grazie7y on February 22, 2008, 03:18:15 PM
Five years from now, my vision of Tubag Bohol:

-that this will be regarded as the most respected and credible  forum ever in the Philippine history, reaching out all the Boholanos in every corner of the globe.

-that Tubag Bohol will become a corporation that would allow us to generate profit or contributions so we can embark on projects for the betterment of our dear Bohol  and to be able to give free services to our less fortunate people in Bohol i.e., Tubag Bohol Hospital or Tubag Bohol Orphanage.

-that Tubag Bohol will be where Google or Yahoo was when they were 10 years old in the industry! ;D

Grazie7y importante gyod ning TB hospital. Kay daghan sa atoa mamatay nalang kay way ikabayad sa doktor.
TB hospital ug TB school.
#30
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 04:03:40 AM
Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 23, 2008, 03:47:04 AM
Hi Estonia,

Wa pa diay kay uyab?

We have singles here. Feel free to roam around.

We don't discourage online relationships in TubagBohol.Com. :)

How about you bohol bol-anon single papod ka?
#31
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 04:01:56 AM
Quote from: Bambi on February 23, 2008, 03:46:25 AM
Welcome  Estonia!  You come in exactly in the right time for our beauty contest herel.  You  must have to qualify.. :-* 19 - 35 years old. sexy and single.  Mr. Fortune is madly waiting of a girl like you!

Thanks Bambi. Wow, mao ba? swerte diay ako pagsod no? I'm 25 y.o paman. single ang available. kins aman ni si mr Fortune? Dako pod ni ug itlog?:-)
#32
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 03:59:55 AM
Hay kalami ba diay ani nga payag kay daghan mga maabiabihon nga mga tawo. Thank you all ha sa pagwelcome. Mora na dayon ko nafeel at home.

bohol bolaanon ..kinsa may ulitawo pa dire? ;)
#33
Facts and Trivia / Reply: True or False
February 23, 2008, 03:16:28 AM
False.

The next person is inlove.
#34
Introduce Yourself / Nahisalaag
February 23, 2008, 03:14:13 AM
Dihay amiga nako nagsulti bahin ani nga site ug mibisita sab ko sigi lili..pero karon nagparehistro nako para makaapil gyod sa mga contest contest. ;D

Hinaot ok ra kaninyo nga mosulod ako niining inyong panimalay nga daghang gwapo ug gwapa? ;)